Woot, here we go.

Hey to all new readers, my name is TwillitWolf, not to be confused with Twilight. Twilit is actually a word.

These ocs are based off my friends (with a few spicey changes), and their names are kinda similiar. These ocs are also in Ninjas Are So Overrated, which was kinda my test story.

My brother thinks he is this pro-writer, and is sending his story into the Scholastic Story Contestwatchmacallit. And he bitches to me about sentence structure and paragraphs and freaking dashes.

My editior is the grammer nazi Foxtails0, and her character is Amy. Amy's name was almost Alex, because thats Fox's real name (kinda) but she hates that name and doesn't want anyone to know it. (But hah! I just told everyone, and I bet u forgot my password. (Snicker) )

So because I'm to darn lazy to write this for every chapter:

Never in this story have I ever owned anything from Naruto. That belongs to some old guy.
(Fox is pretty sure his name is Masashi Kishimoto... forgive me if I'm wrong)

Anyways, since my bro's computer made a weird noise, here is chapter one:

Chapter One:

Riley walked to her bus stop. The sun was shining early in the August morning on the sleepy town of Falls. The birds were chirping and the bus could be heard a distance away.

She supposed she should be anxious about her first day at high school, but Riley wasn't. Her mind was on the prospect that one of her old friends had finally come home late last night. Dan hadn't been home since school let out last year, and Riley hadn't heard from him all summer.

"Riley!" Amy stomped down her front porch across the street and dashed to where Riley was. Amy hugged Riley, as though they hadn't seen each other in a while.

"I missed you!"

"I just saw you yesterday...," Riley had stopped trying to figure out Amy a long time ago.

"Oh my god, I know!" Amy shrieked. "Yesterday!" Riley just shook her head.

They both heard a door slam and a loud grumble as Samantha Abbott stormed out in a whirl of black hair.

"Hey Sam!" Amy waved.

"Hey Amy," Sam sighed. Then she looked around. "Where is my punching bag?"

Riley shrugged. "I think he's still in his house."

Sam crept to a small blue house and opened a window. Sam had been through that window so many times the occupants had stopped putting the screen back. She crawled through and fell out of sight.

After a few moments both girls heard a "WHAT THE F-" and then a high pitched scream.

"Poor Derrick," Riley sighed. Amy giggled.

"You love Derrick," Amy teased.

Before Riley could object, Sam threw open the door, dragging a wiggling Derrick behind her.

"You broke into my house and attacked me! And then you kidnapped me! Wait, I'm pretty sure that was a type of rape!" Derrick complained, trying to stand up.

"Mercedes, I swear to God if you don't shut up!" Sam began to pummel Derrick while he was still on the ground.

"Ah! My beautiful hair! You're ruining it! Maybe it's because your jealous of it!" Derrick continued to shout about his hair until Sam kicked him.

"Do I even want to know?"

Riley glanced over her shoulder at the new voice to see that the fifth and near-final - the final being Dan - of their little gang, Freddy Masen, had appeared. Amy grinned and skipped over to him, ruffling his hair with one hand and practically choking him in a fierce, Amy-Leigh-King-type hug with the other.

"Freddy!" she shrieked in his ear. "I missed you!"

"But I just saw you...," Freddy began, but trailed off when he saw Riley shaking her head.

Freddy sighed and looked worriedly at Riley. If there was anyone he could talk to, it was Riley.

"I'm kinda scared about the first day," he admitted.

Sam paused from beating Derrick and snorted at Freddy.

"You're scared of everything," Sam said, before she was punched in the face by Derrick. She retaliated with a round-house kick to the side and Derrick went down screaming.

Riley seriously thought about breaking those two apart, but she supposed they were both just venting their anxieties at going to a new school. She said so to Amy.

Amy crinkled her brow and said, "Now that you say it... I'm kind of scared too. Don't you remember about how a bunch of teachers died in this freaky explosion? What if we get blown up too, huh?"

Freddy's face clouded with fear.

"Oh my god! We're going to die! There is no way I'm going!" Freddy began breathing fast.

Amy ruffled his hair again and giggled. "Have no fear, Freddy! AMY WILL PROTECT YOU!"

"Good luck," Derrick muttered between hits.

Riley smiled and sighed, thinking that any other person would've been overwhelmed at the situation, but to her, this was a natural and daily occurrence.

Dan stood on his porch. He hadn't slept in his own bed for two months, something he had sorely missed. He hadn't seen his own family until late last night and he hadn't even seen his own friends since the end of eighth grade. When he woke up to the sounds of screams and laughter, Dan had no doubts about who it was.

So Dan stood on his porch, and he watched Sam beating on what looked like Derrick, Amy latching onto Freddy, and Riley looking like nothing unusual was happening.

"Why am I friends with these idiots?" he muttered to himself as he finally faced the inevitable and walked towards them.

As always, Amy was the first one to notice him.

"Danny!" she cried, running at him full speed with her arms flailing in the air ready to hug him.

For a scary second, Dan almost did what he was trained to do. That wouldn't have been pretty.

Amy strangled him in a hug, standing on her toes to reach him. Dan stiffened as she did a retake and looked at him. And gasped.

The last time Amy had seen Dan, he was a tall, lanky boy with a mop of hair and blue eyes hidden by glasses. Now the glasses were gone, his hair cut, and he had filled into his limbs.

There was an awkward silence where Sam had ceased beating Derrick and Riley and Freddy looked at him in surprise.

"...There was a gym where I was at," Dan said lamely, for the life of him he couldn't find something good enough to say. His friend's mouths opened up and let out a flood of questions.

"Where were you?"

"Why didn't you call?"

"Why did you have to leave?"

Derrick stood up, brushed off his jeans, and gave him a lop-sided smile.

"And more importantly, why are you almost as sexy as me?," Derrick smirked and flipped his hair.

Freddy took his stare off Dan and flung it on Derrick.

"You called Dan sexy," he whispered. And then his chest shook with silent laughter.

Immediately, all eyes were on Derrick.

Amy giggled. Riley sighed. Dan was just relieved to be out of the spotlight.

Derrick looked horrified as Sam opened her mouth to say something, but was saved when the bus pulled up.

As soon as Freddy saw that bus, a ball of nerves exploded in his stomach. Riley looked at him and took his hand, leading him up the bus.

"Listen, I won't tell you twice: No weapons, no killing, no scaring, no cussing, and nothing criminal! And for the love of god, Zetsu stop eating the custodian!" Pein resisted the urge to punch his subordinates. He had planned everything out the best he could, and was quite happy how things worked out, but really. These grown men acted no older than the children they were supposed to be teaching.

The explosion had killed 8 teachers, which was easy to work with. Strangely, only the ninth grade teachers were killed, so all of his subordinates would be working in the same grade.

Itachi would teach algebra, Kisame geography, Deidara and Konan would hold an art class, Sasori would run a science class, Tobi would teach P.E., Kakuzu English, and Pein had decided to take on history. Zetsu couldn't really teach a class, so he was given the alibi as a 'gardener', and Hidan had to be a janitor, since he shouldn't even be around teenagers.

Secretly, he was almost excited. He would have the chance to teach students what was wrong with their country and open their eyes to things no one would have ever taught them. When he had said so to Konan, she explained to him that it would not be a good idea to brainwash the students.

The teachers in other grades were glad to help, explaining how the new freshmen would have the attitudes of middle schoolers and they needed to be 'shot down'.

Pein had almost snorted. He had dealt with the most deadly of ninja, killed thousands of people, and was the leader of his own country. He could handle a classroom full of children.

Speaking of children, he had not sensed a single ounce of chakra in the time he has been here. Not at all. Pein had ordered Itachi and Sasori to investigate this.

He should have been trying to find a way back into his world, but he still had contact with his other Path's and knew that there was no rush.

What may have almost been the ghost of a smile formed on his lips. He hadn't found the best hideout in the world. More like the universe.

((end of chapter 1))

I liked it, pretty good first chapter, which is one of the hardest ones. It was kinda loosey-goosey and I tried not to pound you with OCs.

There is going to be a contest soon! Ohmaigod! Since I am a genius, it will be a very good one that I hope u guys like.

I won't tell you yet what it is, so you should just writhe in agony (lol) about how awesome it will be.

Anyways, I have seen lots of different "Review please!" I'm gonna throw in one of my own:

Review or die.

Hey y'all, this is Fox down here, because Lillie (Twilit to you guys and Riley to my precious Amy) is awesome and totes trusts me to write on her story.

I'm nothing but Lilz's editor for this one, and still fine-tuning some Amy moments :P Lillie and I will be working together and I'll make puppy eyes through my keyboard and say "Amy moment time?" ahahah but I digress...

I really hope everyone sticks around for this story (INCLUDING THE AUTHOR - SHE KEEPS DITCHING ME) because through four stories now I've seen Lillie grow immensely as a writer and she's a really great one. She has me and maybe someday her writing brother behind her, and I really hope she has you guys too.

Also, I'm sorry for the excessive author's notes on this chapter, I promise we'll both tone it down xD

Read on, faithful readers, and as always, review!

~~Fox~~