Ienzo was unable to hide a smile as he smirked and hugged his pillow and rested his head on it, his legs kicking back and forth. ''What are you waiting for? You're the one that picked dare.'' He said quietly, staring at Xehanort, who had his hair braided and dyed pink and was staring at a phone anxiously.

Lea pumped his fist up in the air and grinned widely. ''Do it, dude!'' Isa frowned and shook his head at Axel. ''He's going to know it's us, Lea.'' Lea shrugged and patted Isa's head, sticking his tongue out at him. ''It's okay, we'll just all blame it on you.''

Xehanort bit his lip slightly. ''Fine...'' Dialing Ansem's phone number, he leaned against the bedroom wall and gulped, tapping his foot on the ground. At last, it rang. ''Hello, Ansem The Wise speaking. Who is this?''
Xehanort cleared his throat and a blush spread across his face, while Ienzo giggled into his pillow.
''Aaaasiiiaaaaan Harry Pootteeer...commeee...TO DIE.'' He said into the phone, the final word coming out in a high-pitched squeak. ''Who is this?''
''I, sir, am Salty Horse Pie! You better not be callin' the government on Horse Pie!''
''WHO IS THIS?''
''I already told you, good sir, Salty freakin' Horse Pie!''
Xehanort's face grew redder with each word, eventually he let out a sigh of relief as Ansem hung up. Lea nudged Isa and nodded at the door. ''Dude...do you think he's coming?'' Isa shook his head. ''I doubt he knows who sent the call.'' Ienzo shook his head and looked at the door as footsteps were heard outside it.

Within seconds, the door was busted down, leaving dust clouds everywhere. In the frame of the door stood a slender black figure, shaking and hissing.

''MONSTER!'' Ienzo whimpered and darted for Aeleaus, jumping into his lap and burying his face into his chest. Isa straightened slightly and inched behind Lea. Xehanort screamed and dropped the phone.

The figure stepped closer, revealing itself to be a man in a cowboy suit and hat, holding a banjo.
''WHO HERE, WAS PRETENDIN' TO BE ME?''
All the hands in the room darted at Xehanort at once. The man fumed and stomped over to him.
''Do you know who I AM, boy? I, am SALTY HORSE PIE, and you ain't stealin' my name!'' He grabbed Xehanort by the collar and kicked him in the face, sending him flying out of the window. -~-
Xemnas sighed and smiled out the window at the moon, remembering everything in vivid detail. It was the worst sleepover he had ever had.