SO MANY NICE REVIEWS! Aw thank you everyone, your words always make my day! Even a simple 'update soon' makes me smile :3 Well I'm betting you would rather read my story rather than my intro (probably most of you didn't even read this anyways LMAO) so I better get to work now ne?
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Mathew groaned as he was dragges towards the cove that only Alfred ever went to, anyone who went there would usually get dragged into one of his crazy plans. "Alfred I don't know what you have done but I don't want to get involved." Mathew stated flatly.
Alfred panicked "B-But I need the water! Dude seriously just hand it over 'kay?"
Mathew sent a half-hearted glare "Noway, but come on just tell me what's wrong okay? You bend rules all the time, we never tell..." he said. "Ah yeah but this is... kinda serious... I didn't exactly bend the rules... It's more like I blew them up... into a bazillion tiny pieces... Okay I know it sounds bad but you gotta here me out!"
Mathew glanced at his brother who was dragging him closer and closer to the cove. The look in Alfred's eye told Mathew this was serious, "Alfred...what's wrong?"
Alfred took a deep breath "It was circumstances and shit! I-I mean he would have died! I couldn't let him die, I'm the hero! Okay I know it's kind of super forbidden but as long as crazy old Ivan doesn't find out it'll be fine!" he yelled.
Mathew tensed "What did you do?"
Alfred didn't say a word, he simply dragged Mathew ashore, ignoring a dramatic gasp of 'oh maple!', so they were both sitting on either side of Arthur.
The three were dead silent, other than Arthur's breathing, until Mathew spoke "Oh my gosh! A-Alfred this is really bad! This is not okay, if anyone found out-" Alfred cut him off "No one will find out because we aren't gonna tell anyone! Okay? Listen, we just need to get him some food and water and make sure he isn't hurt too bad then we can find a way to get him off the island and somewhere humans go or something and no one will ever know!"
Mathew stuttered "Alfred! What do we tell the others?"
Alfred frowned "Well... I-I dunno..." they were quiet for a second until Mathew spoke again "We have to tell them." Alfred jumped "You crazy? They'll freak!" he yelped.
Mathew crossed his arms "Alfred they won't tell, plus there's no way you can handle this all on your own. Please just trust me alright?" Alfred was silent for a second before sighing over dramatically "fiiiine" he groaned before glancing towards Arthur.
"We should probably wake Arthur up and get him some water... hey while I give him water can you go get some of those fruits from down the beach? He'll need food dude" Alfred muttered as he poked the sleeping man.
Mathew raised an eyebrow "...'Arthur'? I'm not even going to ask how you know his name, and sure whatever as long as you promise to tell the others when we get back I'll get the fruit."Alfred grinned " Sure whatever! Be fast!" he called as his brother dissapeared into the waves.
Alfred turned back to Arthur grabbing the small bottle of water Mathew had left. He reached over and shook Arthur's arm. "Heeeey... Arhur or whatever... wakey wakey!" he sang.
Arthur groaned in discomfort, his eyes slowly slipped open only to be met with two curious blue eyes. Arthur moaned "Oh bloody hell it wasn't a dream..."
Alfred laughed "Nope! Oh I got you water, and Mattie's gone to get fruit!" he said cheerfully handing Arthur the water. Arthur was happy to find that some sleep had given him enough strength to sit up on his own and drink the water.
Alfred giggled as Arthur nearly choked himself drinking the water so fast. After the water was done, Arthur place the empty bottle on the sand and returned his attention to Alfred.
Alfred stared at Arthur expectantly, making the man uncomfortable, "What?" Arthur asked, questioning the strange look he was recieving. Alfred smiled nervously "Sorry! Just never seen a human so close before... well except when I was rescueing you and stuff but I was too busy being a hero to really look..."
Arthur scoffed "Humans aren't that interesting, you're the one with the bloody fish tail!" Alfred laughed "Well you can check out my tail if you really want! I gotta admit, I'm pretty awesome!" he grinned.
Arthur rolled his eyes before hesitantly reaching out towards the blue tail. Alfred tried not to giggle at the amazed look frozen on Arthur's face as his fingers inched closer to his tail. As soon as Arthur's fingers made contact, Alfred twitched his tail effectivly scaring the shit out of Arthur.
When Alfred's tail jerked Arthur jumped back with a loud squeak. Alfred burst into laughter, holding his stomach. Arthur seethed "BLOODY GIT!" he shrieked. Alfred only laughed harder.
"Sorry dude" he apologized after his laughter subsided to giggles "but I just had to!" he chuckled. Arthur crossed his arms and glared. Alfred smirked, this Arthur guy was pretty funny.
Alfred wiggled over and grabbed one of Arthur's ankles. Arthur tensed "What are you doing..?" he asked. Alfred didn't look up, he simply rolled up one of Arthur's pant legs up to his knee "Woah! This is like so awesome!"
Arthur rolled his eyes. Legs were not that amazing.
Alfred suddenly gasped and dropped Arthur's leg, grabbing the hem of the man's shirt and attempted to pull it off. Arthur stuttered and tried to hold his shirt on.
Alfred brushed off the struggling and casually tossed the shirt aside before running his hands up and down the sides of Arthur's torso. Arthur squeaked "What the bloody hell do you think you're doing!"
Alfred had a look of awe on his face "Woah, no gills! So awesome!" he grinned. Arthur scooted backwards "Gills? What?" he stammered. Alfred kept grinning as he pointed to the small slits on the sides of his torso, "Yeah, you don't have any!"
Arthur seethed "Oh course I don't git! I'm a bloody human!" Alfred continued laughing "Calm down dude, it's really weird for me seeing a human... I mean it's like the biggest rule ever to not talk to humans and shit." Arthur scoffed "If it's so fordden why did you rescue me?"
Alfred grinned "DUH! 'Cause I'm the hero!" Arthur rolled his eyes. Alfred suddenly was hit with a wave of curiosity, "By the way dude, where did you even come from? I mean, those assholes on the big boat seemed to know you..."
Arthur tensed, his lips formed a straight line as he frantically tried to find words. "I... I uh... I just kind of... wander... around and stuff..." he mumbled. Alfred froze, something he said had onbviously upset Arthur.
"Okay... Uh well, you kinda can't stay here too long 'cause if this douchebag Ivan finds out about you we're all screwed so... where can I send you where you will be save?" Alfred asked.
"England." Arthur stated emediatly. Alfred sent him a confused smile "Like the country? Uh... anywhere specific in England?"
Arthur frowned, "No. Anywhere in England."
Alfred noted how upset Arthur was, any normal person would have sensed the mood and changes the subject. Unfortunatly Alfred was an idiot.
"Why are you so upset man? Something bothering you?" he questioned, Arthur scowled "I'm fine, bug off you tosser."
Alfred laughed "What's a 'tosser'?" Arthur crossed his arms "You're a tosser!" Alfred laughed harder.
Arthur hid a smile as he slipped his shirt on, this Alfred character was a little obnoxious but fairly entertaining.
Just as Arthur slipped his shirt back on, Mathew emerged from the water, "Oh you're awake!" he said in surprise. Mathew was more than a little nervous around the man, unlike his adventerous brother he had never really seen a human before, only heard about them.
"S-Sorry for anything my idiot b-brother has done... I-I got you some fruit!" Mathew stammered holding a few pieces of fruit out to the man. Arthur grabbed them "Th-Thank you!" after so long without food he was sure he was dreaming...but damn it was a good dream, why not play along?
Mathew wiggled away, putting some distance between himself and Arthur. Alfred moved to sit beside him "Relax dude he doesn't bite! He's really funny, he says all sorts of funny words like 'git' and 'tosser'! It's so awesome!" Alfred laughed.
Arthur finished his food, he wasn't full but he was content which was much better than starving "Sorry about my speed... havn't eaten a bloody thing in ages." Mathew nodded in acknowledge before jumping a good foot in surprise when Alfred burst into laughter.
"AHAHAHAHA "BLOODY" HAHAHAH!" he bellowed. Mathew sighed and turned to the shocked human "I'm so sorry... Alfred is a strange one, but judging by your accent are you from England?" Arthur nodded sheepishly "Haha, yes, oh my is my accent that bad?"
Mathew chuckled "No, no it's a nice accent it fits you." Alfred laughed "Like your giant-ass eyebrows!" he burst into laughter. "BLOODY GIT THEY ARE NOT THAT BIG!" he screamed, ignoring the small pains and aches of his injuries as he jumped and landed on Alfred and began to wrestle the merman.
Alfred laughed as he and Arthur rolled around on the sand. After a few seconds the attack turned more playful than violent, Arthur even found himself giggling.
After a minute Alfred was pinning a wriggling brit to the sand as he yelled 'git' among many other insults. Mathew laughed, the two seemed to be becomin fast friends. His smile fell, it would be very bad if Alfred grew attached to Arthur, after all it was not okay to interact with humans... they were treading on thin ice as it already was.
Mathew calmed himself down, it would be fine. They would help make sure the human was back on his feet and then they would help him back home to England. It would be fine as long as everything went according plan... right?
Mathew sighed, only time would tell right? For then he did the only thing he could do. Sit and wait.
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Woah the scene between Iggy and Alfred was supposed to be a short little snippet! IT JUST KEPT GOING! LOL Mathew must have searched the entire island for fruit XDD oh well, more fluffy USUK for you guys I guess :3 Oh noes what happens if Alfred gets attacthed to Arthur? Trouble for sure... and hopefully an entetaining fanfic ;)