Oh hai there guys~ So yeah another chapter! Um let's see what can I fill my random intro with... well my brother dropped the toothpaste and got it all over my cat then it hid under the couch and we couldn't get him out and clean him and now my moms googling how to clean dried toothpaste out of cat hair. Yup just an average day.
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Mathew smiled sweetly at the two others Arthur was currently still pinned under Alfred yelling about how weird his tail felt on his legs while Alfred simply laughed his ass off. "C'mon Alfred give the guy a break, he looks like he's in rough shape already. Sorry... Arthur was it? Anyways sorry about Alfred, he's just happy to find someone who actaully puts up with his nonsense." Mathew said with an awkward smile.
Alfred got off Arthur "Harsh, Mattie!" he said in mock sadness before turning back to Arthur "Oh yeah! You got all blown up and shit, so, you okay?"
Arthur huffed "I'm fine, I'm fine... I little confused about all this but fine" he stated, still trying to wrap his mind around the current situation.
Mathew dragged himself over, he was a little nervous being so close to a human but this Arthur fellow seemed friendly enough. "Hey, may I take a look at your injuries? I just want to make sure there's nothing serious." he explained. Arthur nodded and took off his shirt.
There were a few scratches and bruises here and there but nothing was too bad, it would all heal within a few days. After Mathew stopped his inspection Arthur put his shirt back on, ignoring Alfred yelling at his brother about how cool it was Arthur didn't have gills.
Arthur smiled awkardly "Ah thank you for saving me... even if those damned marines hadn't found me I wouldn't have lasted too much longer out drifting without food or water."
Mathew smiled kindly "It's no problem, but try to avoid saying things like that, it'll go straight to Alfred's hero complex." he said with a chuckle. Alfred pouted.
Mathew turned to Alfred "You know" the quieter blonde spoke "We should really be heading back now, there are a few things we have to discuss with the others" Mathew stated. Alfred gulped, this would not be fun "H-Hey here's a fun idea! You go talk and shit while I stay here with Iggy!"
Arthur stuttered, "Iggy? My name is Arthur! How does that even make sense!" he yelled. Alfred laughed "Arthur is a boring name! I thought Iggy was awesomer so it's my new nickname for ya'!" he explained.
Mathew tugged his arm "Alfred. Let's go already! I'm terribly sorry Arthur but we must leave for now, but we will be back soon... well in Alfred's case I bet he will be back emmidiatly..."
Alfred whined, "I don't wannaaaa~" Mathew rolled his eyes before dragging Alfred into the water. "See ya soon Iggy!" he called before following Mathew into the waves.
He dived down, ignoring Arthur yelling "MY NAME IS ARTHUR!"
Mathew shook his head, "Hasn't the poor guy been through enough? Stop harrassing him!" Alfred only laughed harder "C'mon I'm just kiddin'! Iggy's cool with it."
Mathew sighed "Whatever. Just think about how you're going to explain this to the others." Alfred shuddered, Felinciano and Antonio probably would'nt care but God Ludwig was going to flip his shit! "Okay okay I'm thinking..."
After a few minutes in silence the two arrived at the cave and took in the scene before them. Felinciano was harrassing Ludwig for attention while Lovino swore at him for brainwashing his brother. The bad friends trio (Alfred came up with the name) also known as Antonio, Francis and Gilbert, were being idiots off to the side until Gilbert came to see Mathew.
"Hey birdie~" Gilbert chimed, using Mathew's nickname as he slipped an arm around Mathew's waist. Mathew blushed "N-Not now Gil! Alfred has something to say... don't you Alfred?" Gilbert blinked in confusion at Mathew's stern tone.
All attention was turned to Alfred who laughed awkwardly, "Ahahaha... well it's a funny story really!" he started, scratching the back of his head "So I was checking out these boats and shit and well... there was a big boat and a tiny one and uh... the big boat blew up the little boat."
Felinciano cocked his head to the sighed "Ve? That's all? Why does a little boat matter?" he questioned. Alfred fidgeted "Ah... there's more... you see there was a human on the boat..."
Ludwig swam over with a frightening expression "You didn't let him see you did you?" Alfred shuddered "Well... only a little... okay okay! I took him back to my cove and me and Mattie got him food and water! But it'll be fine as long as no one else finds out!"
A tense, awkward silence followed only interrupted by Gilbert whispering "...mein Gott..."
Ludwig's eyes went wide "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!" he screamed. Alfred flinched at the volume "Sorry dude but heroes don't let people drown! Plus he kind of saved my life before that too so I owed him one! IT WAS JUST CIRCUMSTANCES OKAY!"
Felinciano swam between them, instantly lightening the mood "Ve! A human? Is he nice? Can I meet him?" Ludwig sighed at his boyfriend's absent mindedness, "Felinciano we aren't supposed to talk to humans." he stated poking the Italian's cheek lightly.
Felinciano pouted "But Alfred got to meet him, I do too! Ve! Ve!" he exclaimed. Alfred beamed "Don't worry Iggy won't tell anyone about us, I trust him!" Mathew raised an eyebrow "You've only known him for less than a day, how can you trust him? And his name is Arthur not Iggy" Mathew stated, not wanting anyone else annoying the poor guy with the ridiculous nickname.
Alfred grinned "Call it 'hero's intuition' I guess! Anyways, I'm gonna go back and check on im, must be boring to be all alone." Felinciano grabbed his arm "Ooh! Can I come too? Please please pleeease~?"
Alfred tapped his chin in thought before nodding "Sure! Everyone can come, I'll introduce you guys!" Ludwig sighed, well no helping the situation now, might as well meet this mysterious 'Arthur'.
Alfred laughed before turning around, "Hahaha! Kay whatever I'm going, come if you want!" he called before bolting off followed by his concerned brother (along with Gilbert who was following Mathew) and a curious Felinciano, after the Italian took off Ludwig and Lovino dashed after him to make sure he was safe. Antonio soon followed after Lovino and the Spaniard was then followed by Francis who simply didn't want to be left alone.
Alfred grinned, now everyone could meet Arthur! Soooo awesome!
The rather large group swam to the familiar cove where a blonde man was sleeping. Alfred quickly dragged himself over to the sleeping human while the others kept a safe distance.
Gilbert wriggled closer, "Woah... a human. Dude this is so awesome! Like almost as awesome as me!" he exclaimed as he poked Arthur's cheek. Arthur's impressive eyebrows creased in discomfort as someone poked him.
Alfred laughed before grabbing Arthur's shoulder and roughly shaking him "Iggy! Wake up!"
As soon as Arthur felt himself shaking he shot awake and jumped away from his attacker. Alfred. Unfortunatly, he had accidentally thrown himself backwards and right into Francis.
Arthur tensed when he felt unfamiliar arms wrap around him, "Onhonhonhonhon, and who might you be mon chere~?" came an accented voice from behind him as the unfmailiar arms attempted to molest his chest and arms.
Arthur screeched before jumping away and running off in a random direction only to trip over Alfred's tail. "OW!" he yelled as he twisted his ankle, it wasn't bad but he definatly didn't want to walk around for about ten or fifteen minutes... maybe shorter if the mystery pervert attacked him again.
Arthur's eyes darted around frantically taking in his surroundings. Alfred was laughing his ass off with another merman who seemed to be albino while Mathew simply sent Arthur an apologetic look. The one who just molested him was also a merman and still had a suductive look in his eyes that made Arthur shudder.
He noticed a few others but before he good really look Alfred dragged Arthur over so he was sprawled out on his back over Alfred's lap (if merman have a lap) "Sorry dude but that was hilarious! Hahaha! Oh my god the look on your face!" Arthur glared.
Gilbert punched at the air "KESESE! RIGHT INTO FRANCIS!" he began laughing, and Arthur thought it was impossiblr, but Gilbert's laugh was even more annoying than Alfred's.
Mathew patted the groud next to him, signalling Arthur to escape the two idiots who were tormenting him. Arthur got up, stumbling a bit on his slightly sore ankle, before managing to limp over and plop down beside Mathew.
"DUMBASSES! Stop pissing of the damn human before it kills us in our fucking sleep!" Arthur glanced in the direction of the unfamiliar voice.
He saw two merman who looked a lot alike, other than each one had a curl going the opposit direction and one looked almost brainless while one looked fairly pissed. The clueless looking one clung to the other's arm "V-Ve! Humans don't kill people right? WAH! Please don't kill me I-" Ludwig slapped a hand over Felinicano's mouth to avoid the 'please don't kill me' rant.
Arthur blinked in confusion. Alfred smiled "Hey Iggy! Time to introduce everyone!" Arthur looked around at 'everyone'.
It was an odd group at first sight, but Arthur was about to find out how weird the group really was.
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CRAPPY ENDING IS CRAPPY. SHORT CHAPTER IS SHORT. LAZY ME IS LAZY. Sorry I have so much homework that if I didn't update now it would take AGES. Sorry it's short, writers block annoying family and life in general _ But oh wells, hope you liked it anyways... maybe enough for a review :'D