Hannah's Point of View

I wake up and brush my auburn hair. I slip into the usual pink parka with purple poof ball hat. I kiss my mother goodbye and rush out the door. Kyle, Kenny, Stan, and Cartman are already waiting for me in my yard.

I forgot to mention, hi my name is Hannah and I live in South Park, Colorado. Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Cartman, and I have been friends since kindergarten and we are now in sixth grade. We always get into to trouble. Okay now let me back to my story. "Hey boys how are you?" I ask. "Not so good", Kyle mumbles, "Ike had this dream about a creature called ManBearPig and now Al Gore is coming to talk about it!"

"Lame!" Cartman says.

"Oh come on! It can't be that bad."

"Children listen up, mkay." Mr. Mackey says "We have special guest today!" The boys and I all look at each other.

"Please welcome ex- vice president, Al Gore!" A faint, barely audible "yay" sounded near the back of the room. "Children I have come to talk to you about a cereal matter."

"Did he just say cereal?" Kenny whispered from underneath his orange parka.

"I guess." I whisper back.

"As I was saying, there is a horrible creature among us. It's ManBearPig! " He took out an obviously photoshopped picture of this so called ManBearPig. Yeah right! I raise my hand. "What are you doing, Hannah?" Stan grabs my wrist to pull my hand down.

"Im proving to this man that there is no such thing as manbearpig!" I tell him.

"Yes you in the pink."

"Uh hi, Sir I assure you that there is no such thing as this ManBearPig." I say.

"Hannah, I wouldn't." Cartman says out of the side of his mouth. It was too late.

"DO NOT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" Al bellows. The kindergarteners in the front row all start to cry. Al starts to whimper and says

"I try and warn th- the world about this horrible creature and no one believes me!" He bursts into hysterical tears and ran off the gym floor smacking the microphone stand. It landed with a THUD to the ground. "Uhm mkaaaayy, well children it seems that Mr. Gore is done with his presentation." Mr. Mackey says, slightly confused. With a rumble of conversation, everyone left the gymnasium. "Dude, you really upset Al Gore." Stan says to me. Realizing I actually hurt the man's feelings I say

"I'll be back tell Mr. Garrison I'm in the bathroom or something"

"Where are you going, Hannah?" Kenny mumbles.

"I'll be back guys just go!" I shoo them off.

I walk out of the gym leaving the boys standing there, looking at me. I see a teacher trying to calm a group of kindergarteners down. I stopped walking and got a drink at the water fountain. A faint sob was coming from inside the girl's bathroom.

"Oh god, seriously?" I think out loud.

Stan's Point of View

I watched Hannah leave the gym.

"What just happened?" Kyle asks me.

"No idea" I reply, just as confused.

"Chicks" Cartman says in his nasally tone.

"Yeah" Kenny answers blankly. Well, we better get to class, I think to myself.

"Come on guys let's go" I say, trying to figure out my morning so far.

A/N: Yeah...It ALMOST seems like a real fic, right? Well...not really. But trust me, the terrible sueyness is just around the bend! So until then, here's a little something to tide you over. Love you guys!

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