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Holy... Mother... Of SHIT!
All of the akatsuki's jaws dropped when Sakura came in, except for Zetsu, Sasori, Kakuzu, Itachi and Pein. Their eyes just widened. How on earth did a liitle fragile looking PINK-haired girl find their Akatsuki base when all the other powerful top shinobi could not?
She smiled and spoke, "Konbanwa Nuke-nin-san, I am Haruno Sakura, an unofficial missing-nin of Konohagakure. Don't ask me how I found your base or how you did not detect me because I will not tell you."
Holy... Pein went nuts... sort of.
'How did she get in? How did I not detect her... hmmmmmmm...!'
Then, she smiled to the now standing in their stances and wary nin and walked up to them.
"A-hem, e..to... um, to all the Akatsuki, I am hear to make a deal with you and your leader, which would be the dude with the orange hair, also, um... don't underestimate me, after all, I have done what many shinobi have not, I found your base,"
All of them sweatdropped, especially the 'orange dude'.
'Her chakra was no longer murderous or icy, in fact, although there was a lot now, it seemed very calm.' Noted Itachi and Zetsu.
Without waiting for an answer, she walked up to Kakuzu, a man with a mask and some mixed chakra and muddled narengi. She moved a hand up, he grabbed her hand, but somehow he i not manage to, in fact, she just blocked all of his hands, all the while noting his widening eyes. Finally, he sed both his hands to grab a hand, smirking when he thought he had caught her, only to frown when she pulled his mask off with her other hand and somehow, jumped away, while his hands were still around hers, or so he thought.
"Wow... you look like... a hundred something face and skin on a working body of like, a twenty year-old or something... that, is, coooool..."
Poor Kakuzu was embarassed. A young girl had evaded his hands and had pulled her hand out of his grasp.
WOW! Deidara was shocked when a little pink-haired girl walked in through the doors. She was so so so little... but how had she found it anyway?
"Ahem, so, Haruno Sakura you said, how did you find us, and what do you want? If you are not serious... You will be tortued for information and killed" Pein said, trying to intimidate her.
She shocked him by letting her chakra turn murderous. She started chuckling darkly. How dare he try to intimidate her... FUCKING BASTARD! He thought that she was scared... jus like that man... She was no longer scared... let him try, cocky bastard...Huh! She would cut of his dick if not for the fact that she wanted to join his organisation.
"Heh... hehheheheh..."
Fuming that she was undermining him, he said "What are you laughing at, would you like to be tortured, we do much worst things than just whips you know? After all, we are all men, and furthermore, Itachi has the Mangekyou Sharingan."
Actually, Pein hadn't meant to scare her with rape, it was disgusting... It was just to scare her.
Her eyes turned murderous, and then, she stopped laughing and smiled.
"You really want to kill me? Go ahead" smirking when she noted the shock in his aura, "what makes you think i'm scared? Torture? You can't hurt me, and has for you hinting for your men to rape me... It doesn't scare me... You can ask your men, they would know very, very well..." she smirked again when the rest of the Akatsuki looked shocked.
How had she known that they were there? Their chakra had been masked. Even the best of hunter-nins could not track them... unless Hidan left a big mess behind...
Oh... they were probably wondering why she had known that they were there... well... after tuning in into the natural energy, also known as universal energy, she had noticed their chakra near the location of her 'rape' after she had found the base.
Angered, he rushed to her so fast that even Itachi with his Sharingan could only see him as a barely seeable blur. But somehow, she ended up at the other side of the room smirking. Itachi's eyes widened, he had not noticed her... his execution and mastery of the Sharingan was perfect... so why?
"Are you really that dumb, or do you just not understand? I can leave before you can even reach me. How do you think I got here?"
It was simple really. All she had done was a variation of the Wind Traveling Technique, It was a Narengi reach out technique. Instead of using wind, she used energy, and as for evading The Leader, she had sensed him and had allowed herself to flicker off to the other side of the room before anyone noticed.
Geheheheheh, woooww... this was easier than she thought, just that one time of practice and she could evade te leader, he was pretty pathetic honestly... feh..
He looked like he was giving up... good...
Huhh! Her heart's subconcious was half-merged with her now, sooo... she was reeeaally volatile... huhuhuhuhu!
"Alright, first of all, what level are you at? Chuunin? Jounin? ANBU?"
"Iie.. I'm still in Genin... I failed my chuunin test... heheh.." She giggled a little when she noticed that his aura was getting mad, controlled, but maaadd... ahahahahahahahaha! Behhhh...
"Alright... very well... what do you want?"
"I will give you a few scrolls of high importance and will kill one person who is bothering you a lot. In rertun, I wish to be accepted as an unofficial akatsuki but I want to be able to leave at anytime. Death threats or killing me to quiet me will not work because, as you have seen, I can leave at will. I just don't like being troubled. I will gladly go through an initiation and will do assasination missions. While i'm here, I will not fight any of Konoha's members nor will I help you capture Naruto, I do not wish for them to find me. When gooing on an assasination mission, I will be wearing a wig, also, there is a special type of jutsu that I want to practice alone. I do no wish to be disturbed while I am practicing that jutsu. I would like to be trained by all of the shinobi in this room.
Grr... Pein wasn't very pleased, well... he should see how good she was... maybe then she wouldn't be such a pain... heh... Pein, pain... a-ahem, pain, to let her in...
"Alright, we will test you first, you will fight Sasori, Itachi, Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan and Kisame one on one you will be permitted to rest in between. After that, you will fight all of them at one go. If you pass the test, we will let you in, if you however fail or die, you will not be allowed to join."
"Hai!" She replied while leaning on one leg with a hand on her hip. Now... if she coated herself with natural energy and used the Narengi Reach Out... she would be able to dodge the taijutsu... and everything else... hmm... she would be pretty good...
First, she had to fight Deidara...
She walked to the middle of the training grounds and sat down and closed her eyes. Quickly drawing natural energy towards her, she concealed her substitution jutsu as she replaced herself with a large over sixty foot oak tree... of course, she would only look like herself... not a tree... that she had moved and sealed into a scroll. Next, she pressed some chakra onto the clone to act like her and concealed her ownself into the wind with some mixed chakra and natural energy.
She used a Wind Hoverer technique, like the Wind traveler technique only it was like flying to wherever you wanted, it was a mere matter of using the natural energy around her and her own mixed Narengi and Chakra.
Deidara came into the scene immediately and using chakra muddled narengi clay bombs, he distracted her clone and flew up into the air with a giant clay bird. Confused that her clone was unharmed, he threw some more bombs at her only to get very angry when she did not move or get injured... well, her clone... he swooped down to try to attack her.
Ah-HAH! Her chance... using her Hovering Technique, she appeared behind him, knocked him out with a few well-placed senbon that were laced with a sleeping poison and drew a few cuts to his neck, deep enough to hurt, but not enough to injure badly or to be life threatening.
Satisfied with her work, she walked over to her clone, dispelled the Ikioi around her clone, revealing an oak tree, much to the shock of the akatsuki, and sat down to rest.
That was soooo easy, the reason the rest of the shinobi couldn't use the body flicker technique like that was probably because they used chakra and they weren't er... well... concealed enough... no Narengi... no sneaking up...
Her narengi was kind of muddled... guh, if it were pure, she wouldn't have chakra drainage doing that technique... nevermind, at least she could absorb energy, and anyway, she had a crapload of chakra...
Yep... that much... It was amazing how just a little bit of practice with that.. that... er... what was it called... um... the name of that scroll was er,... oh right, Himitsu no Seiryoku, and, that technique was... um... um... er... Nari Ichi Ikioi Seiryoku, right... oh, yea... with a little practice, she could now defeat an AKATSUKI member that was listed in the bingo books, and was really awesome... heck, she even found their base, and the saanin Jiraiya couldn't, she felt AWESOME.
Sasori was, to say the very least, rather interested in the way the girl handled and defeated hs partner Deidara with such calmness and skill, and technique. To say the most, he was FUCKING SHOCKED THAT SHE BEAT HIM AND WASN"T EVEN PANTING!
Itachi was intrigued. Not shocked, intrigued. Well, that was normal, after all... he did become ANBU at the tender age of thirteen... speaking of which... the girl was still a genin... had Konoha not recgonised how powerful she was? It was not an easy feat to find their base, unless of course Leader-sama was getting weaker, but that was impossible, and neither was it even mildly tasking to defeat Deidara. Why... many jounin and ANBU had died at the Iwa-nin' hands... But... that girl... he recalled that she was on his brothers team... she fought Deidara... well not fought, more like snuck up, but still, she acted as though she were taking a walk in the park.
He recalled that when he had been seen by Sasuke... that she had been there and had seen him... she looked terrified, naive and innocent, he had not sensed anything from her either...now, upon being threatened with the mangekyou, which not even Kakashi or Sasuke could stand, even when they themselves had the Sharingan, she had smiled, laughed really, in the face of torture... torture of the worst kind. And her chakra, the chakra that had seemed serene turned icy and murderous when Pein had tried to intimidate her with death, either she was ignorant... or... but even then, why was she not afraid of death? She had even evaded Pein himself, something only Zetsu could do... and even then, sometimes Zetsu would get injured... about six out of ten times... Hmmmm...
He turned to the clearing where the tree was. Speaking of tree... how had she gotten there?
"OI! Uchiha," His eyebrows rose... she was either an ignoramus, an idiot, or she was not what she seemed...
"Hn"
FUCKING UCHIHAS! So freakin annoying! Their emotions were funny...
Happy: Hn
Sad : Hn
Angry :Hn
Excited : Hn
Well, at least now she could read their emotions... currently, the Uchiha was interested in something... pointing to her... well of course she was interesting!
She rolled her eyes when he said "hn"
"Honestly, since you don't talk, why don't you all just sew up your mouths?"
"Kunoichi,.."
"Oh HO! So now you talk, I haven't even insulted you, are all of you guys such ass-holey emotionless bastard pricks? Your brother is such a fucking twat. I bet you he's a hemaphrodite... GUH! He evn kissed Naruto once... maybe he's gay..."
"I would sugge-"
"Shut up! You, are being annoying so just let me talk! Say, if I get in, I probably will, can I heal you? I'm pretty awesome with medical chakra... So, once your eyes are all heale, you can help me kill Sasuke... I hate him..."
She hadn't exactly learnt medical chakra, but she had stolen most of the medical chakra scrolls and had stolen Tsunade's personal scrolls as well as Shizune's. Now, she had them memorised and had practiced a few of the harder ones and had mastered all of the basic bits. She had even modified them so that they were done with Narengi and she had practiced on all of the missing nin that had 'rape' her.
"-st that you do not-"
"Shut UP! If you're not going to talk, don't talk! Don't fucking confuse me!"
"-push past your boundaries." this kunoichi was quite rude.
"Grrrr... FUCK YOU UCHIHA BASTARD!" and rather loud too.
"Hn."
This time, she did not say anything, she just walked up to him, and flicked his forehead, well, she tried to. He caught her hand before she could get his forehead.
She smirked
Did he really think that he could catch her if she didn't let him? Weeellll... he was kinda lucky that he didn't get hit... she had been thinking about whether or not to put chakra into her fingers...
"Heheh, you really think that you Uchiha's are so great don't you? You're almost as annoying as your little brother... heh... I hate Sasuke... It would do you well not to act like him..." She smiled, her voice cute but at the same time husky-ish and contained a promise of hate and loathing, but at the same time, something else was underneath all that loathing.
She stared at him for a while before walking back to her tree but not before showing him her middle finger
She hated Sasuke for calling her weak. She hated him so much, but not to the point where she wanted him dead, that was Kokoro... her hearts subconscious. Kokoro... that was her heart... they were merging together, fusing with each other. So, if she was happy, it would be intensified or jumbled with her subconsciousness therefore making her go happy or dark at one go. It was a bit strange, but, it was okay.
Mean while, Hidan was in heaven... that little pink spitfire was such a cusser. And she was dark-ish too... Aaaaahhh... she was his Kurai no Tenshi, his Kurai Gouka, His dark angel, dark beauty... they weren't together yet... but soon!
And she was brave... so brave, but a bit too much... if she would become a Jashinist then it would be perfect! And, he would feel a bit better, she really shouldn't go and provoke Itachi like that, she could get killed, but if she were a Jashinist... then that would be much much much better... because then she wouldn't get killed, he was fighting her later, hopefully it would be more of a fight...
Pein was flabbergasted, how did a little pink... thing defeat Deidara so easily?
Hopefully she would die off while fighting with the others, but if she could beat them all... then she would be very useful for this organization... He was still wondering how she had evaded him when he had gone at her...
Next up: Hoshigaki Kisame.
That giant fish shark thing with eyes and feet and arms and legs and hair... which was blue... how unoriginal...
That sword of his liked her chakra... well it didn't look like a sword... and it was like, a Chakra feeder... oh! It was a Chikara Dorobou, literally Power stealer, translating to Chakra Thief, it ate chakra... basically... No one really knew how it was made, but it had a mind of its own... a bit like Kokoru... maybe it was a hearts subconcious that learned to recgonise its master... but Kisame... his chakra was abnormal.. it was about almost a much as Naruto's, only a bit Narengi-ish... maybe that was why he was blue... perhaps he was a water element...hmmm... if he was... then... she might be able to beat himat his own game...
She could use her Wind technique to prevent water from rising... she had learnt the basis for each element and had then proceeded to modifiy them according to their roots. She had went through them while she was in Ame. Once she went into the Inn, it was called... er... Tabibito Ryokan no Anraku, she had unpacked and placed a genjutsu over her items, took her scrolls and had leaped over to some weird spot in the forest and after placing a genjutsu over the place, she proceeded to learn about the gensou, genra, elements, body flicker technique, she then started to modify them. One of her modifications, Sky Hover, was by accident, upon running the enrgy around her with her chakra in a different way than the Wind Travelers, she went up in the sky, calming herself, she let herself down by running her energy a bit slower. She then proceeded to go to wind Hovering technique and all the other things. They were pretty basic, but could only be used once the person had tapped into the universal energy... So in a way, it was pretty hard...
Shinobi could use elements because their first part of their subconcious was awakened. The old man who had written this scroll had tuned in into the universal energy already, and so therefore, although less powerful than her, he created all those techniques and had explained it vaguely. She had gotten through it by feeling... and his guidance...
Maybe with Kisame, she could sky hover and mask her chakra and at the same time, convert his water into air. She had read how to convert ice into water, maybe if she did the same thing... or if she managed to reach Kisame through inner... she could block his chakra... Maybe... Hmm...
The akatsuki all heard her muttering "Sky hover, bang, hhehehehehh... Conversion Aisu, (Ice conversion) eto... Breath holder... Mmmm..."
She walked to the grounds where they would be fighting, sealed her tree and sat down in the middle of the grounds and began started to meditate.
Kisame was wondering if it was time to fight yet when she said "Oi, blue guy, sharky, you going to fight or wimp out?"
Provoked, Kisame grinned replying "WIMP OUT? You should girlie! You ain't fooling anyone with that fake bravado!"
All she did was raise an eyebrow and say, "um, it's false bravado, not fake..."
And it began...
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