Heh, I love this, so fun.


He was boiling now.

That kunoichi... how dare she! All his scrolls were gone and she had destroyed almost all of his puppet bodies. The other bodies were weaker... he needed to fix them. Now... he had to just use this one. It was already significantly weaker, what with all his poisonous items and weapon compartments being less, she had even destroyed this current body's weapons. All he had left was his chakra strings... she was intelligent, but she was avoiding killing him. That much was obvious enough... if she was great enough, she would probably be able to defeat him.

Pity, he had been hoping that she would be his puppet... a puppet of everlasting beauty...

Suddenly, she appeared before him with a kunai in hand.

His eyes widened as the rest of her clones disappeared.

She smiled and, with an impossible speed, ran to him.


He still had that compartment of chakra strings... without his hands, she would be able to defeat him.

She was going as fast as she could now, okay, one, two..

Shit! He was coming at her, okay... he was using his chakra strings via hands... alright...

She ducked and flickered to behind him. When he spun around to face her, she countered his chakra strings with her energy and cut his hands off. Then, while smirking when she saw his stunned face, she grabbed his chakra strings and pushed her energy into his heart and stopped it temporarily, therefore, knocking him out.

Heh... this fight was over... She had better use this tactic on everyone else. Avoid... and check out their movements. Next was... Unmasked dude... hmmm... he was quite fast... and he had stitches all over him... would he use those to attack her? And what could they be for? Would they come out of him? Would they be sharp?

Hmm... sharp... strings... they're like hair... wait... hair! Maybe... could I use my hair like a weapon? Mmmm...

I can try... not like I'll run out of energy... Okay.

Casting a genra, she began concentrating on her hair. It was a part of her... let's try... moving it... she tried to will and push it into place, concentrating, she could feel that there were strands and slivers of eergy in her hair... okay... it's moving... now, to braid it... ooohhh! Its braiding itself! Okay... faster..

She pushed her hair out and sharpened it, it cut the grass and mud and rock, but when it hit her, it became normal... useful... could she lengthen it? She tried making a strand grow, and it grew, and grew, and grew... until it was over ten times her height... perfect!

She pulled a strand of her hair out and turned it into a thousand or more minute bits and scattered them over the grounds. These would be useful when fighting...

She dispelled the genra and saw that the stitched up dude was in front of her. Interesting. This would be real fun...

She just sat there. Waiting for him to start.


Kakuzu was surprised. She was just sitting there. Watching him with those emerald eyes of hers. She seemed relaxed. As if she was not about to fight a man who had killed many and striked fear into the hearts of most shinobi.

She was brave. He would give her that. For the half hour that she had been resting, she had just been walking around the perimeter of the training grounds. Round and round, and then she sat down. And then when he came, she just opened her eyes and looked at him. Waiting for him to begin.

Well then... simple... he shall. He got into a fighting stance and began attacking her with the threads that were in him.

His hands flew to her with the threads by their sides, intent on going through her and taking her heart. She was quite powerful.

But something strange was happening, he was beginning to feel a little weak.


Sakura smirked when his threads flew to her. She was right. Smirking somemore, she willed the minute pieces of hair that were all over the ground to sharpen and lengthen at an inhuman speed. The long pieces of hair that were now over ten feet long were now rushing to Kakuzu and were attacking and cutting his never-ending amount of threads.

She made some clones to go and attack him. She wasn't particularly surprised when he fought them without worrying. His threads were still fighting her but he had withdrawn his hands and had turned to fight her clones. He was executing four types of elemental jutsu.

Her eyes narrowed calculatively. How could he have four? She had heard of people having three... but four... and they were all coming from a different source although they were all inside him...

It clicked inside her. Just like that. He had some use of Narengi. It was like what that old man had written... four hearts... immortal... no wonder... Alright... she could do this.

If she could paralyze the use of the threads... his ultimate defence would be gone... but he could harden his skin as well... hmm...

She sat down and began to think, relying on her hair to protect her. If she got rid of one of his hearts... and when that happened... she could try paralyzing the use of his hearts and knock him out... would that work? She needed to find a way to get to him without doing anything. As it was... he was getting frustrated because he could not get rif of her clones. She could understand... after all... they were unbeatable... heh... constantly punching him with energy filled punches...

Actually... she wouldnt be frustrated... she'd be down right super pissed!


Sakura was right. He was pissed. Her HAIR was attacking him. His threads, fine... but HAIR? And they were ridiculously long and sharp... his threads couldn't cut it. So now he had to attack her with jutsu. And that wasn't working because her clones weren't defeatable. They weren't doing anything. Just using taijutsu and chakra-filled punches... it didn't feel like chakra... but the outcome was the same...

He was getting tired. What was going on? He should not be tired... Not until at least a few more hours... It could be that purple water that had been poured on them, but he had not been able to detect any poison form it... and neither had Sasori.


Alright... Time to finish him.

She cast a genra over her position and air travelled to behind Kakuzu, she forced energy into her hands and plunged it into his back. Effectively killing a heart. He was having some seizure thing now. Okay, quick... sending more energy throughout his body, she paralyzed his hearts and knocked him out.

She smirked. That was easy... next was... Itachi... stupid Uchihas...

They were so annoying... but Itachi's ego would hopefully be diminished by the time she was finished with him... hohohohoho...

We are gonna have so much fun! Lets beat him up, and , and... and... OH! We have to disable his Sharingan first, then... we fight him with a super awesome genra, and send our unbeatable clones with katana's at him, and we can whip him with our hair!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SO GONNA ENJOY THIS! GEHEHEHEHEHEH!


The akatsuki, or rather whatever was left, were staring at Haruno Sakura. All that was left of them was Hidan, Itachi and Zetsu, not counting the leader and Konan. Hidan was in love with Haruno Sakura.

Why? Easy. One, she had beaten Kakuzu. Two, she hated Itachi with an awesome passion. Three... she'd probably be able to beat him up.

Most of them were puzzled at her words and motions.

After beating Kakuzu, she had sat down once more and had began giggling and snickering maniacally to herself, mumbling words such as, Uchiha... DIE!... Fucking shit... heheheheheh... asshole... enjoy...

And that had puzzled them the most. Itachi was by far, the most deadly of them all, and yet... she seemed to be ridiculously excited about fighting him... There was even an evil stifling chakra coming from them... well, not exactly evil... but it seemed very... nasty... and excited... Heck... her chakra's stiflingness rivalled Pein's...


Itachi was extremely curious now. Although he probably would not admit it, this girl was extremely intriguing, and on top of that, she had defeated almost all of them without breaking a sweat. Not to mention that her chakra levels were still ridiculously high. Higher than his and Kisame's now. Strange. Earlier it had been close to Kisame's. Now it was higher than his and Kisame's. It was even more than her Jinchuuriki teammates'.

Soon, it would be his turn to fight her. She did not seem frightened to fight the Sharingan. In fact, she seemed most eager to fight it... If his Sharingan could not defeat her... then what could? He had seen her fight Kakuzu... it was most strange how she had used her hair to fight Kakuzu. He doubted that he and the Kunoichi would trade blows.

From what he had observed for her entire time of sparing with them, she did not connect blows with them, use genjutsu or ninjutsu. He had not been able to tell when she had used ninjutsu. When she had used her hair, disappeared, and made clones, he had been unable to tell if she had used genjutsu.

She would be an interesting person to fight with.

Currently, she seemed rather upset with him. For reasons he could not figure out.


She had more energy and chakra now. Once she had practiced with her hair, her energy and chakra resources had almost immediately increased.

There had been somemore in the scroll about mind techniques. How to get into your opponents mind without letting your own spirit get out. Things like that.

There was also some things about moving yourself through air, walking through fire, breathing underwater... moving objects, changing the very elements in an object... ( If you aren't in year 7 or 8, you won't get it... then again, if you are... you shouldn't be reading this. ) To change iron into magnesium, to combine elements, to change wood into water. Things that should be impossible but weren't if you had use of natural energy.

Speaking of moving her hair, would she be able to move her kunais? She still had about twenty minutes...

She cast a genra once again and took out a kunai, a shurikan and a senbon. Concentrating on them, she tried to find their sources of energy. Their very roots, once she found them, she looked for the combining ones that made up it's whole being.

Then came the hard part moving them. She was already quite in tune with the universe, now, she had to communicate with Kokoru, to put herself into nature, it's energy. It was a little harder, but she was managing. Moving them all at once was alright once her subconcious 'agreed' to merge more. She pushed and pulled. It was amazing, being able to watch the weapons move, grow larger or smaller, turn into a different typre of weapon... well, as long as it was a similiar material.

It was almost time to fight Itachi. He would be fighting her soon. She, was going to enjoy this... she smirked to herself, before scattering her hair and senbon all over the place. She coated all of her 'weapons' with natural energy so that Itachi would not be able to run up them.

He was walking to her already. Okay. She released her genra. Stood up, faced him and smirked.

"Let's have fun, Uchiha..." and the senbon and hair all rushed to him, their tips and sides so sharp, they would cut without a stain or noise.


His eyes widened. She seemed maniacal. And her hair rushed at him. And so did the senbon he had detected but had thought would be avoidable. Apparently, not. Because now they were after him and were almost as thick as his fingers. And they were going non-stop at him. Worse still, her hair was fighting him like a master swordsman. Kakuzu would have been a better match for this Kunoichi. After all, he had his threads...

Next she had created clones that were armed with kunais that could change to katanas or something in between that had a kunai handle but was as large as Samehada, only much thinner. Theyhad an endless supply of shuriken, kunai and senbon. It was rididculous. He had to send clones after them.

He thought that because of his skill level, he would be able to defeat the clones. He was wrong. So so so wrong. He could not get them to poof out. In fact, his clones had to constantly be remade, which then sent him out of chakra. And the ridiculously sharp hair and senbon that were being sent at him from every direction did not help. He was running out of chakra, well, soon, and furthermore, she was just standing there. With more chakra than ever. His last chance would be his Tsukiyomi, or Mangekyou.


Watching him prance around to get away from her hair was ridiculous. What was even more ridiculous was the fact that the prancing did not help because he got scratched. ALOT. She had been planning to make her senbon as big as Ikite iru, but that would probably kill him...

Oh? Was he planning on using the Sharingan? Heh... Oooh... it was on... wait... it was on... now he was going to use Mangekyou... This was going to be fun!

She allowed him to lure her spirit in with his chakra, and when she was fully settled, she formed a barrier around her mind to protect herself from his swords.

She looked around. She was tied up on some sort of wooden cross and her arms and legs were chained. Itachi was walking towards her, and boy did he look tired. No, wait... that wasn't the word, he looked so dead and exhausted that she was amazed that he was still walking, oh well...

She had already started to drain his chakra and the poisoned water that she had placed on them earlier was helping too.

Soon, his 'best friend' would become his worst enemy. Soon, he would have no more chakra to even stay concious. As it is, she was pretty amazed that he was still concious. It was probably his pride that refused to allow him to lose to her. Huh! Fat chance of her losing.

Now, he was staring at her. He looked so... tired, so... pained...she felt a little pity for him. She couldn't understand the pain, but, maybe she could scroll through his memories...

Okay, strengthening herself, she broke free, and assuming a larger version of herself, she grabbed hold of him and went through his memories, deciding to get to know the Itachi that everyone was terrified off before using his greatest weapon against him. What she saw shocked her, no wonder he was so cold, and yet, she could detect that little bit of hurt in him. He really loved Sasuke... to hurt himself to that point... she felt so much pity for him. She couldn't hurt him anymore.

Casting a genra on the outside world, she came out of his mind.

When he turned to her, she could see the bewilderment on his face. It was no longer blank. She could see the shock. After a few minutes, he finally calmed down.

He stood up and nodded his head before saying "I concede", and walked out of the training grounds just as she removed the genra.


She sat down, once again, after the match. He probably knew that she had seen and gone through his memories. She sighed. Now she had to fight Hidan. That old dude with the silver hair and looked as if he was some kind of addict of some kind.

What if he's some kind of BLOODTHIRSTY MANIAC!

Okay... He's probably really weak right now... so... This should be easy... But, same tactic, don't let him come near us or catch our blood and stuff.

She was going to have to knock him out... It would be easiest to just knock him out from the back... that would be kind of underhanded... but she needed to knock him out...


He was going to fight her, he was going to fight her... She was fucking awesome...

Hidan was damn excited. He was dying to start fighting her... Oooohhhhh, it was almost time... he was so so so so excited. Would there be an X-rated ending? Ohh...

Ending

She was sitting against a tree panting and sweating with a victorious smile. She had won their little fight. Thankfully, she hadn't knocked him out. Zetsu was nowhere to be found and he was half-dead on the ground. Not-literally of course...

She had the most beautiful looking skin... and it looked all the more delicious with her sweat on it... She was crawling toward him now... Her breasts showing through her unzipped vest. When it was unzipped, he never knew... They were covered by her bindings... shit... man...how did a genin have such a fucking-delicious body?

She was straddling him now, her fingers tracing him with that damned too warm and cooling at the same time medical chakra she had... fuck... he was getting a hard-on... Her fingers trailed down...

Lower... and lower... and lower... until they reached the bulge in his pants...

He sucked in a breath... and was just about to move over to grab her when he realized something. His arms and abdomen were stuck to the ground. He couldn't move. And she looked as if she was ready to ravish him.

Her hands were pulling the drawstring of his pants and were pulling them lower and lower, past his boxers... down to his ankles... and were now on the ground... She was spreading his legs, and had taken a kunai to his boxers while her hair was slowly cutting her bindings...

Inch by inch, smooth, creamy, glowing skin was revealed... his manhood was reacting more than ever now... and both their items of clothing were about to fall apart...

He could almost see her nipples... almost... her bindings were coming apart to quickly... and... they were...o-

"A-Hem!"

Eh... oh... she was in front of him...

Looking like she had just been ravished... Fuck...

Tousled pink locks... her vest half open... bindings peaking through... bruised lips... damn... his pants were tight...


She was smart.. that much, she would admit.

There she was, sitting under the tree when she saw that grey haired dude moaning and panting... and blushing... obviously... he was having some erotic fantasy... the biggest giveaway? The fucking hard-on.

So now, she decided that he was a perverted asshole. So what did she do? She decided to make him think that his fantasy was really happening. That she was ready to get sexed up. It as so obvious that he was thinking about her... what with the 'Sakura-chan' and the 'aahh... Sakura-chan...'.

Now, he was starring at her with big what-the-fuck-it's-really-happening eyes. She walked to him. Swaying her hips and licking her fake kissed up lips, ( It was simple to get. She just had to bite her lips a lot.) and unzipping her vest somemore, she had him out of his fantasy and in a new one.

She sauntered up to him. Hips swaying and lips pouting. She inwardly smirked when his eyes widened somemore.

She stopped one foot away from him, and in one quick move, knocked him out with a chakra-filled punch.

And, he fainted.


"Haaaaahhhhh..." Sakura sighed happily as she lay down on the grass, her long pink hair beneath her, "I should have thought of this long ago..."

She was using her hair as a massage chair, and it felt so good... The way it was hard and soft at the same time and went up and down her shoulder blades, it was very relaxing.

Next, she would be fighting Zetsu, the guy with the plant. He was pretty cute... in an odd sort of way, but he seemed oddly interested in human meat... but that could have just been her imagination...

He was covered in the Akatsuki robe and the only part of him that she could see was his head, and that still sent shivers down her spine. Sort of. He had a Venus flytrap around his head. He looked like he was a part of the plant itself.

He walked up to her and stared at her. One of his eyes were normal and one of his eyes were yellow.

He did not seem to be trying to scare her or intimidate her. She cocked her head to one side, smiled, and charged at him. She could sense that he had a lot of control over his energy, he would be a challenge. That was definite.

She relinquished control over her body and allowed her subconscious to take over. ( Bear in mind that this is Kokoru.) Kokoru leapt high into the air, using the wind to propel her higher and higher. This man was powerful, but with her new found power and her control of the energy, he was but a bug in her path. No matter what her shell thought, no matter that he was powerful... She, was the most powerful, energy-wise, in this place. Compared to all of them.

Her young shell was not fully awakened, perhaps that was why she came here, to unleash the power that the three of them had, and to learn more about herself. She could not use the elements yet, but she could control pure energy on a whim.

She grabbed this man's energy, and mixed some more poison into him.

Her shell would need it,after all, she had only relinquished her control to see what it would be like. To understand the workings of her soul.

Once she had ensured that the poison had been mixed in nicely, she pulled all of the energy that surrounded him and pushed it onto him with a crushing force.

His eyes rolled back, shock and fear evident, before finally fainting from the pressure.

Pleased with her work, she left to rest and returned the control of the body to her shell.


Watching the fight from his balcony, Pein was very intrigued and interested. This genin would make a very powerful asset to their group. If she could hold her own easily against them, what more other shinobi? Hmm... Forget it, she would not have to fight them all at one go. By the looks on her opponents faces, she might have done something to them, she probably used something to weaken them because they all looked rather pale. Except for Sasori, he was made out of wood!


Hmm? The leader was coming out... What did he want? She still had some time to rest. Her Kokoru had tired her quite a bit just by coming out... it was quite an amazing feeling really... Oh... It was morning now... The sun had come out to play.

"Shinobi-san," his deep voice awaking her from her thoughts.

Feh... What did he want now... " Mmh.. What is it?"

" I have decided that there is no need for you to continue with this test, you have proven yourself to be worthy of this organization," wonderful.. She was getting tired... " however, " she raised a brow, "I have a question."

Hmm? Question?

"Well, it would depend on what your question is... but I suppose I will..." She said while ignoring the gasp that came from the leader's girlfriend. She smirked.

That woman had been glaring at her for quite a while... And wherever this Pein went, she'd be trailing after...

Like a lost puppy

Well, she could understand, not many people would dare talk back at him the way she did... And even fewer would survive it... Oh well, oh... He was speaking now... Oh dear, he would have to repeat himself now wouldn't he?

She turned her eyes back to him, and with a cheeky smile, said, "Oh, sorry... My bad... What did you say?"

Ooohh... He was reigning in his temper.. Wonderful.

"I said, " he started, " that I would like to know why you wish to join our organization if you are already so powerful? How would it benefit you?"

Oh.. She should have known... Well...it was simple really...

"Well..." she started, voice ever so condescending, "I may look powerful... I guess I would seem powerful..."

She stood up and walked to him, "But I am not, in other ways..."

"Genjutsu, Taijutsu, Ninjutsu... I am useless with these... Without my 'extra'... Technique... I, would not have been able to find you... With only my power... I, am pathetic, and am unable, to learn."

"Then what about Konoha? Your revered and so-called great village?"

"Heh... Powerful... They are... They can see obvious potential... But that potential... Is in those who have not experienced pain, paiof that goes down deep into you, that traumatizes and eats you up... They would not have been able to bring out what I have, to fruition. So therefore, put the pieces together... And you should understand."

"Ahh... I see... You intrigue me, kunoichi... I will have them train you, welcome, to Akatsuki" he finished and then walked off.

Well... He certainly knew how to flourish a cloak, or robe... Well then... Things were bound to get interesting.


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