Chris was upset.
No, saying Chris McLain was upset would be the understatement of the century. He was devastated.
After spending hours of searching through teen profiles, he came to a conclusion. He. Needed. More. Boys.
He leaned down over his computer, sighing in anxiety. So maybe Total Drama wasn't the safest show in the world, and maybe he did nearly kill twenty-four teenagers before, and maaaybe more than one of the interns would be scarred for life. But that didn't mean he couldn't just do it again!
Come on, why would no boys want to apply for Total Drama. Does no one trust anyone anymore?
With that, he slammed his head against the wooden table, making sure to turn off the light so that he could wallow in self-pity.
True: Yargh-har. I have every girl picked out, so that means no more girl, sweeties. Just boys. :D
And seriously, I need more boys. Like, totally, dude.
Would you like to see the cast list? Well, honey-boo, that's too bad, isn't it? ;D You'll just have to wait until I get enough boys to satisfy me. Ha, no worries though, that should only be a couple of days.
Peace, Love, Happiness
~True(:
