Death: *sitting in a coffin* Hello, everyone *sits up*
Dib: *sharping a wooden steak* I can't believe I'm stuck with a vampire
Zim: What is a vampire? Zim demands to know!
Death *hands the first two seasons of The Vampire Diaries* here, watch every episode.
Zim: *walks off to watch the show*
Death: Okay, first up is Skellington girl!
*a girl with a decipiticon t shirt,Black tattered skirt,black hair in skull pigtails, and red eyes*Hi I'm your worst nightmare
Zim,dib,gaz,and tallest sing alice human sacrifice
Death: Zim! You have a dare!
Zim: * looks disgusted*
Zim-In some place, was a dream,
Who dreamed it, was unknown
Such a truly Tiny dream it was,
The little dream thought,
I don't want to be vanishing like this,
How do I get People to watch me?
The Little dream thought and though,
And came up with something.
'If I get people to stray into me,
and let them make the world!'
Gaz-The first Alice was a woman of the Spade,
Who courageously held a sword in her hand,
Chopped down anything in her way
of making a red path for herself,
That Alice was brought deep into the forest,
locked in as the sinner,
In addition to the way of the forest,
her life was unknown
Dib-The second Alice was a man of the Diamond,
He tamely sang a song in Wonderland,
To fill all kinds of sound,
And produced a crazy world,
That Alice had Rose Flowers,
And a cross-eyed man shot at him,
He came out as the bright red flower bloom,
Everyone loved him, and to be dying
Zim-The third Alice was a child of the Clover,
She had a beautiful figure in wonderland,
For many people to delude,
A strange country was created,
That Alice was the Queen,
She posses the dream of distortion,
She traveled to the country in a rotten Body,
Tallest-The fourth Alice were Twins of the Heart,
Bringing their curiosity to Wonderland,
Making a door to All kinds of bogus,
Big Sister is tough,
little brother intelligent,
They were near to the first alice,
But their dream has yet to awaken.
*they all walk off the stage*
Death: I like that song ^.^
Dib: you got to be kidding!
Tallest Go to the transformer world and get Blitzwing. Have his fangirls eat a ton of suger and attack you guys.
*tallest look each other*
Death: *pushes them into a portal to transformer world*
*screen shows them getting pound by girls wearing 'I 3 blitzwing' tees*
Blitzwing FG: *hitting purple with a hammer* PURPLE IS BLITZWINGS COLOR ONLY!
Death: *laughing at purple getting hit* Wow, this is insane!
Zim: *comes back from watching the show looking like he's going to throw up* MY TALLEST!
DiR: Wow that's going leave a mark!
GiR: *playing with a pig* TACOESS!
*The tallest come back looking destroyed*
DiR: next up Invader Cakez!
*random person appears in a puff of smoke* Well hi there. Anybody got spare blood? *cough*Death*cough*
Death: Sure! *runs out of the room fast and comes back with 10 packets of blood, then sends it to invader cakez using the clone GiR*
It's delicious. Anyways, HEY ZIMMY! I LUVS YOU! *hugs Zim* don't worry; though I act like it, I'm not COMPLETELY insane. AKA I'm not a fangirl who'll rape you or anything. ON WITH THE STUFFS I'M SAYING!
Dib: I dunno, oh, how about: YOUR HEAD IS THE SIZE OF AN OBESE MAMMOTH! No hate, just truth.
Death: I know it is, but I'm still on team Dib!
Dib: IT'S NOT BIG!
Gir: Ah luvs you! Have some taquitos!
Also Gir: You opened my eyes to the existence of taquitos. I love you so much right now, these things are delicious.
GiR: *eat taquitos* Youz welcome! Aww but no headless clown.
Death: I'm a vampire, and that's creepy
Lard Nar: Experience twelve major fangirl glomps. No resistance. *evil laugh*
Death: awesome evil laugh ^.^ *blows whistle and twelve major fangirls bust down my front door* Oh come on
Fangirl 1: OMG! LARD NAR! *glomps Lard Nar*
Lard Nar: *eye twitches*
Fangirl 2: MY TURN! *glomps Lard Nar*
*this basically continues 10 more times*
Death: *watches the Fangirls leave* Okay, that was crazy!
Gir again: have some tacos.
Death: Is it just me or is GiR getting all the free stuff *pouts*
GiR: YOUUU NEED A HUGGG! *hugs death for an hour*
Death: Thank you GiR, I needed that. I still wish I got a dare.