Death: *wakes up and walks down stairs to see the cast in pjs expect the Irkens* Morning.
Dib: You sleep?
Death: Yes, I'm like the vampires in The Vampire Diaries, not Dracula! But my dad is.
Dib: EEK! *hides in the corner holding a cross*
Death: Dude, crosses don't work, I wear crosses on my necklace!
DiR: first up Invader Cakez!
OMG epic 'God Knows'! Epic song! Anyways, thanks for the blood, you're awesome, Sorry Gir got everything free, I just know what he likes better than anything else. Okay, PEOPLE! Stop making fun of Zimmy.
Yo, Death, here's some person's blood, hope ya like it!
Death: *Drinking blood*
Dib: AHH!
Everyone: *awaked stare*
Grace: Wow, your still not use to it.
Zimmy: Hi! *hugs*
Gir: Sorry you didn't get a headless clown last time, I had it on back-order, it just hadn't come in yet. So, here ya go!
*a headless clown appears*
GiR: *hugz clown* HEADLESS CLOWN!
Death: creepy…
Dib: *throwing up in the garbage*
Gaz: I seen worst.
Grace: me too
Tallest: GET THAT OUT OF HERE!
Death: sorry but no, the headless clown stays!
GiR: YAY!
Lard Nar: Hey Lardy, how'd you like the glomps? *grins evilly*
Lard Nar: They were horrible!
Red: Lasers are awesome.
Purple: Smoke machines suck. At least compared to lasers and taquitos. :)
*disappears humming God Knows*
Tallest Red: LASERS!* a Laser shoots purple in the eye*
Purple: AH! *falls over*
Death: you know on CP they have lasers but no smoke machines
Dib: you have a club penguin account?
Death: WHAT! I didn't say that!
Ooo,I love nicknames! lol,I gave the whole cast nicknames actually,I love them...X3 Anyway,ONWARD TO VICTORY! Wait, what?
Zim: Sing Which to Bury; Us or the Hatchet by Relient K (its like,my favorite song: SO DON'T SCREW IT UP!)
Death: ZIM!
I think you know what I'm getting at
I find it so upsetting that
The memories that you select
You keep the bad but the good you just forget
and even though I'm angry I can still say
I know my heart will break the day
when you peel out and drive away
I can't believe this happened
And all this time I never thought
that all we had would be all for naught
[chorus:]
No, I don't hate you
don't want to fight you
You know I'll always love you
but right now I just don't like you
No, I don't hate you
don't want to fight you
You know I'll always love you
but right now I just don't like you
'cause you took this too far
Make your decision and don't you dare think twice
go with your instincts along with some bad advice
this didn't turn out the way I thought it would at all
you blame me but some of this is still your fault
I tried to move you but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand but you'd rather hold your grudge
I think you know what I'm getting at
you said goodbye and I just don't want you regretting that
No, I don't hate you
don't want to fight you
You know I'll always love you
but right now I just don't like you
No, I don't hate you
don't want to fight you
You know I'll always love you
but right now I just don't like you
and wisdom always chooses
these black eyes and these bruises
over the heartache that they say
never completely goes away
(I just can't believe this happened
and one day we'll see this come around)
and wisdom always chooses
these black eyes and these bruises
over the heartache that they say
never completely goes away
No, I don't hate you
don't want to fight you
You know I'll always love you
but right now I just don't like you
No, I don't hate you
don't want to fight you
You know I'll always love you
but right now I just don't like you
'cause you took this too far
what happened to us
I heard that it's me we should blame
what happened to us
why didn't you stop me from turning out this way
and know that I don't hate you
and know that I don't want to fight you
and know that I'll always love you
but right now I just don't...
Zim: *Jumps off the stage*
Death: I LIKE it!
Lard Nar: Thank you! *kisses his forehead* You win...A SOCK! XD
Death: Bring in Agent Dark Bootie so I can torture him! XD
*Dark Bootie falls from the ceiling*
Death: HI!
Dark Bootie: *sees fangs* VAMPIRE! *grabs wooden stake*
Grace: *grabs the wooden stake out of his heads* No hurting her she's just the host, OKAY?
Dark Bootie: DIE IN A VERY FUNNY WAY! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Dark Bootie: WHAT?
Death: I'll bring you back to life, so don't worry!
Dark Bootie: *grabs a llama suit and a chicken. Puts the chicken in the llama suit and starts hitting him self in the head in till he's dead.*
Death: the was dark humor alright.
GIR: Take care of this baby duck! (And you are NOT aloud to eat it =|)
GiR: *caudles the baby duck*
Death: aww *takes a picture*
That's all for now,I'm on a secret mission to kill a fangirl for stealing my DVD box set!
*lights turn on in the back ground*
CRAP,WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT! QUICKLY FALIPAY, TO THE BECKY CAVE!
Falipay: You mean your bedroom?
SHUT UP!
Death: Hope you get it back!
Dib: KILL? YOU'RE CRAZY!
Death: no she isn't! That fangirl deserves it!
Dib: But, Kill?
Death: Whatever works!
*Dracula shows up*
Death: Daddy! *hugz Dracula*
Dib: AHHH! *RUNS around screaming*
Dracula: What's going on?
Death: My IZ truth or Dare! I thought I told you!
Dracula: Oh I remember, I'm going to get more blood from the hospital, okay?
Death: okay daddy!
*Dracula disappears*
Death: Well see you next time!