*Death and GiR are playing DDR 2 on the hardest setting dancing to the hardest song and getting 100%*
Death: Welcome back! Sorry I waited longer than usually.
Dib: * is dizzy from watching the fast dancing* I think I'm going to throw up!
Zim: Weak hyomon!
Death: * is done with dance* first up is Crazyone256!
Co-I'M BACK!
Any way first i want to give everyone COOKIES!
GiR/Death: COOKIES! *dives into pile o' cookies*
Dib: *grabs a cookie; eats it* yum!
Tallest: Snacks!
Zim: *grabs a cookie and looks at it closely* Hmmm.
Gaz: *takes cookie out of Zim's hands and eats it*
Tak: Cookies? *grabs tons of cookies*
Everyone: O.o?
Tak: if you were stuck on Dirt you would understand.
Zim-HI ZIMMY! I dare you to let Gir take over a ship for a hour.
Zim: NEVER AGAIN!
Death: YOU WILL, GOT IT!
Zim: meep.* To GiR* you can dive the ship.
GiR: YAY! *goes into ship*
Zim: WE'RE DOOMED! *runs around screaming*
Death-I dare you to eat a WHOLE BUNCH OF CHOCOLATE AND LET'S SEE WHAT'S HAPPEN'S!
DiR: NO!
Death: chocolate? YAY! *eats tons of chocolate* OMGILOOOOVEECHOCOLATE!PUPPY! *starts jumping up and down; starts to ride Lard Nar* YAY!GOATYMESLOVESYOU!
Dib: MAKE IT STOP!
Zim: She's worst than GiR!
Death: WHERESBOB?
Everyone: Who?
Death: YOU PICE OF *BEEP*! YOU GOT TO BE *BEEP* KIDDING ME! *points "the finger"*
Dib: SHE GAVE ME THE BIRDIE!
Grace:*reading a book calmly* that's why we don't give her chocolate; she has moodswings when she eats it.
Zim: What's the birdie?
Grace: *whispers what the birdie is*
Zim: AHHH!
Did-Give me COFFEE!
Erik-DON'T DO THAT!
Co-It's a dare he HAVE TO DO THAT.
Erik-does not
Co-Does to.
Erik-Does not
Co-Does to.
Hershel- This will take a while so here are some of my dare's.
Gaz-Be yourself, yet be nice for the WHOLE chapter.
Gaz: never, unless you want pain.
Death: *back to normal* sorry that would be hard. And I don't what a stake in my heart.
Zim or Zimmy- I dare you to Drink some water. (will it still affect him or no?)
Death: *grabs a cup of water* Here Zim. *hands the water to him*
Zim: *Drinks the water* AHHH! *he burn from the inside out*
Death: *grabs a fire thrower; starts blowing fire at zim* aww much better.
Zim: *not burning*
Death-Save me from her. *Crazyone256.*
Co-Can't Hershel sorry! Does to.
Erik-Does not.
Co-Does not
Erik-Does to...SHIT!
Co-Hahahaha DID have to give me coffee! Now after the coffee run LIKE THE WIND.
Death: DIB! GO GIVE CRAZYONE COFFEE!
Dib: …okay? *gives coffee to crazyone; runs out super fast*
*Room totally mess up and Crazyone256 beating the fop (A.K.A Raoul) With a baseball bat.*
Co-DIE FOP DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Erik-Now now Co let the Fop go.
Co-* hiss*
Hershel-OH SESSHOMARU!
Sesshomaru-Really?
Erik-Yea.
Sesshomaru-*Grrr.
Erik-Now a dare for me before We see sesshomaru in action!
Gaz and Zim- I dare you to sing The Phantom of the Opera. Now sesshomaru shall we?
Death: YAY! MORE SINGING!
Zim/Gaz: NO!
Death: YES!
Zim/Gaz: fine
GAZ
In sleep he sang to me,
in dreams he came ...
that voice which calls to me and speaks my name ...
And do
I dream again?
For now
I find the Phantom of the Opera is there - inside my mind ...
Sing once again with me our strange duet ...
My power over you grows stronger yet ...
And though you turn from me,
to glance behind,
the Phantom of the Opera is there - inside your mind ...
Those who have seen your face draw back in fear ...
I am the mask you wear ...
It's me they hear ...
Your/My spirit and my/your voice in one
combined: the Phantom of the Opera
is there - inside your/my mind ...
BOTH!
He's there,
the Phantom of the Opera ...
Beware the Phantom of the Opera ...
In all your fantasies,
you always knew that man and mystery ...
... were both in you ...
And in this labyrinth where night is blind,
the Phantom of the Opera is there/here - inside your/my mind ...
Sing, my Angel of Music!
He's there the Phantom of the Opera...
Death: *crying* that was amazing!
Sesshomaru-Grrr *Take's Baseball bat out of Crazyone's hand's and Kiss her on the lip's for a minute or two.
Erik-(^)_^
Hershel-O_o
Sesshomaru-*Blush*
Co-*Blush* Bye...BYE ZIMMY! * Run's out of their.*
Death: next is pokekinz0520!
*in a straight jacket* Dang this girl is good, ima have to get the more stuff! XD
Dib: Psh,you think killing someone is going far? PSSSHHHH!Anyway, turn into a random alien! Death can choose which one, it dosen't have to be from Invader Zim. X3
Death: YAY! Oh and sorry you got caught.
Dib: NOOO!
Death: *hits a button*
Dib: *is now vortion* AHHH! I'M A ALIEN GOAT!
Lard Nar: HEY!
Death:*laughing*
Zim: Eat some chocolate. I wanna see if it burns Irkens. X3
Zim: what is this chocolate? ZIM MUST KNOW!
DiR: *hands chocolate* eat it, before Death takes it.
Zim: *eats it; it burns* AHHH!
Grace: Chocolate burns Irkens alright. (A/N I'm actually eating chocolate right now)
The Tallests: BOW TO THE MIGHT OF THE RESISTY! BWAHAHAHA!
Death: Wait! We need spleek! *spleek shows up*
Spleek: alright!
Tallest: NEVER!
Death: *holds a baseball bat* YOU WILL!
Tallest: fine. *bows to the resisty*
Lard Nar: YEAH! *high fives spleek*
Lard Nar: Join in my spontaneous laughter!
Lard Nar/ pokekinz: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Death: Oh oh, me too *her eyes show fire* BWAHAHAHAHA!
Dib: Meep!
Skoodge and GIR: KEEP BEIN ADORABLE! XD
Jeez,I better get the DVD set back soon, or else I won't have time to track down my Great Aunt May! Shes where I got my crazy from. X3
Death: *BEEP*, I forgot Skoodge!
*Skoodge shows up*
Skoodge: Huh?
Death: Next is invaderzim2361!
Omg i love your truth or dare thing so far but i have a dare
* sister walks into room*
sister: what are you doing?
* moves in front of the screen* Me: nothing GO AWAY!
Sister: okay
As i was saying , Zim Dib sing E.T by Katy Perry
Death: I love that song! BOTH
You're so hypnotising
could u be the devil, could you be an angel
your touch magnetizing
feels like going floating, leave my body glowing
They say be afraid
you're not like the others, futuristic lovers
different DNA, they don't understand u
You're from a whole other/another world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and im ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
You're so super sonic
wanna feel your powers, stub me with your lasers
your kiss is cosmic, every move is magic
You're from a whole other/another world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and im ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
There is this transcendental, on another level
boy, you're my lucky star
i wanna walk on your wave length
and be there when you vibrate
for you i risk it all
Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial
Death: *clapping* you sing good!
wow that was awesome. Wonder when Dib will stop freaking out? Not that it's not hilarious or anything. Because it is. *sips blood*
Yo, Dib. Want to taste it? *holds out blood* If he doesn't take it, it goes straight to you, Death.
Dib: *faints*
Death: I'll take it. *grabs blood and drinks it* um A positive.
I dare all of you to play any Pokemon game. And pick the worst starter. Have fun! Oh yeah, Zimmy, here's a take-over-the-world gun. You just need to fix it. Good luck Zimmy! *hugs and walks away*
*reaches horizon and two insane people who are drunk stop by in a car; gets in*
Death: I like Pokémon! ^.^
*everyone plays; Death, Grace, and Gaz are neck in neck*
Death: *beats game* I BEAT IT!
Gaz: Grrr.
Death: last but not least, thatpieyouatelastnight!
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNDERWORLD; ONE NATION UNDER GOD THERE OF WHICH I STAND ALONE! The only difference is that I AM the minority. I come reigning from somewhere that should not be mentioned and it is not a female organ. No, I come from somewhere much worse than that. JUSTIN BEIBER LAND! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Naw, I kid. I come from your stomach. After all, I am a pie. Naw, I still kid. Not the goat either.
Anyways, I am random today.
Zim: Hi Christmas tree! I dare you to dress up in a bear suit again and sing Psycho Teddy. BE AWESOME AND CUDDLY LIKE THE LYRICS SAY! After that, go take your shirt off and dance to E.T. by Katy Perry while Gir pours ice cream on you. (wow. That's just wrong, isn't it?)
Death: I LOVE THAT TEDDY SUIT!
Zim: *puts bear suit on*
Psyco teddy!
*CHORUS:
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
wont you cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
wont you follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
wont you cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy,
Lovely little cutie,
wont you follow me, follow me, follow me?
*PSYCHO TEDDY:
Just squeeze me..
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
I'm a psycho, psycho teddy.
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
I'm a psycho, psycho teddy..
Psycho AAH! Psycho BLAAH! Psycho BLEH! PsyCAH BLEH! Psycho BLAAH! AAH! BLEEH! HOOHOO!
Psycho OOH! Psycho BLEH! Psycho BLEH BLEH AAH! Psycho BLEH! BLEH!
Psycho teddy!
*REPEAT CHORUS*
*PSYCHO TEDDY:
Psyco teddy!
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
I'm a psycho, psycho teddy.
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
I'm a psycho, psycho teddy..
Psycho AAH! Psycho BLAAH! Psycho BLEH! PsyCAH BLEH! Psycho BLAAH! AAH! BLEEH! HOOHOO!
Psycho OOH! Psycho BLEH! Psycho BLEH BLEH AAH! Psycho BLEH! Psyc-BLEH! Psycho BLEH!
Psyco teddy!
Psyco teddy!
Psy-Psy-Psycho teddy!
Psyco teddy!
Psy! Psy-Psyco teddy!
Psyco teddy!
Psy-Psy-Psycho teddy!
Psycho teddy!
Psy-Psy-Psy-Psy-Psy-Psycho teddy!..
Death: that was so… CUTE! *hugz Zim*
Zim: GET OFF ZIM, DUMB VAMPIRE!
Death: Zim get shirtless!
Zim: FINE! *gets shirtless, starts dancing horroribley well GiR pours ice cream on his head*
Death: random…
Dib: DANGIT YOU BEAST! Your cute; but anyways, IN 3 QUESTIONNAIRES I TOLD YOU TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME. 2 OUT OF THOSE 3 YOU DID AND YOU EVEN CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE TO WATCH A MOVIE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU LIKED IT OR NOT! So, this being the case; you will go on a date with me again. I care not what anyone else says because they need to respect my athoritayah. Yet again, here is a list of me. I wear glasses, am completely obsessed with the paranormal and supernatural, wear trench coats all the time as my signature accessory, am accused of having a big head which I'm not sure if it's true or not, am called crazy by everyone I know, stay up late like you do, wear black pants and boots, favorite color is dark blue, has daddy issues, have my own little group called the Cheese Goats (we needed an inconspicuous name), and I'm greate with technology and take no intrest in science unless it's life science or para-science.
I'M JUST LIKE YOU! (all these are true, btw. Because I'm so much like you; my friends and teachers now call me Dib) And trust me, I'm not a crazy fangirl. BTW, When our date is done; I'ma give you some vampire repellant. 1 squirt = 3 hours of repellant. They think it smells like doodey.
Death: *throws dib into a limo*
Gir: Go grab Gaz forcefully and strap her down in a chair and sing Teenage Dream to her. IN A SHMEE COSTUME! After that madness (no it's not sparta) go to Candy Craze and buy 20 bags of M and M's and shoot them up in the air through your head while dancing the Thriller. Yes, everyone must eat at least one. One last question: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL LIFE? THERE IS ANOTHER ANSWER BESIDES 42! IT'S A FUUD! I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: It's Marshmellow Strawberries. you have 3 seconds GO!
GiR: TACOSS! *grabs Gaz and straps her to a chair puts shmee costume*
You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the puch line wrong
I know you get me
So I'll let my walls come down, down
Before you met me
I was a wreck
But things were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my valentine, valentine
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete
Let's go all the way tonight
Katy Perry Teenage Dream lyrics found on .
No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
I might get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Teenage Dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's runaway
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
Gaz: *knocks GiR away*
GiR: *goes to the candy store and eats all the candy, comes back and dances to thriller WELL shooting M&M's out of his head*
Everyone: *grabs an M&M and eats it*
Irkens: *burning from chocolate* AHHHH!
Uh...Hey Death. Uh, I don't know how to tel you this so I'll type it out. Your my sister. I know it's creepy but it's so very true. Just ask dracula. I'm Satan. Never thought Satan was a girl, did you? Naw, I'm not satan. I just have the same powers if not more as Satan is all. But I really am your sister. I think I'm satans daughter. Meh. Whatever.
Death: I have a sister. :*)
AY! SOMEBODY GO RIDE A 6 FOOT TALL HAMSTER IN HOT TOPIC ALREADY! I NEED DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS! DESTRUCTION IS NICE! Sorry Zim. I stole your quote. To end this I want someone to rub Zim's antannae for about 9 minutes. Videotape his reaction.
Death: GAZ! Rub Zim's antannae for nine minutes! I have to stop a hamster! *turns into a bunny*
Zim: Grrr.
Gaz:*finishes then punches zim*
I must leave. Justin Beiber is trying to get out.
DAMN YOU BEIBER I WON'T GIVE YOU TREE-FIDDEY! I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR CAGE! AM I GONNA HAVE TO MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN INTESTINES AGAIN? WELL, AM I? *notices camera still on* Heh, woops! You didn't see that. *transmition cuts off with a girly scream from anotherbeyoooooooond. Maybe cus I'm a FIIIIIIIREWOOOOOORK! I LET MY COOOOOLORS BURST!*
Death: *shows up out of no where* YOU GOT BIEBER! KILL HIM FOR ME PLZ!
DiR: Bye, everyone, and remember keep sending those dares!