*Death is asleep in a bowl of ice cream*
DiR: *Shaking Death* WAKE UP!
Death: *eyes fly open* AHHHH!
DiR: *Facepalm*
Dib: *starts spraying the doodey smelling stuff*
Death: *back to normal* Welcome back! First up is Invader Cakez!
I'm running low so... I dunno, SOMEONE FORCEFEED DIB SOME BLOOD! I'M PROVIDING!
Dib: Huh? WHAT NO!
Death: *grabs a packet of blood* this is going to be good! *force-feeding Dib the blood*
Dib:*done with blood* eww…
Death: Next is The Prince of Torture!
(poofs into the fic in a burst of awesome flames)
Call me Doom!
And you must put me in the story for the chapter you use this dare. YOU MUST!
I AM THE ALMIGHTY DEMON CALLED DOOM!
Zim and Tak: Read 50 ZaTr fics.
Zim/Tak: What's ZaTr?
Death: You will know. *pushes them in o a room with a computer and brings up 50 ZaTr fics*
*50 ZaTr fics later*
Zim: AHHH! THAT DISGUSTING!
Tak: I WOULD NEVER!
Zim: You must swim in a pool of chocolate. Then Death has to drink all the chocolate in the pool (While the Almighty Zim is still swimming in it)
Death:*fills pool up with chocolate* uhh… this is going to be awakened.
Zim: *gets pushed in the pool* AHHH IT BURNS!
DiR: Why does everything involved chocolate now!
Death: *drinks chocolate well zim is screaming in it; finishes* OMG! CHOCOLATE! MOTHER *BEEP* THAT WAS GOOD! BOB? *hugz pig* BOBKINZ YOUR BACK!
Bob: oink
Death: I LOVE YOU TOO! YOUR SO *BEEP*ING CUTE!
*an half an hour later*
Death: *back to normal*
Gaz: Destroy you're brother in a way that will amuse everyone.
Gaz: *grabs a bazooka; shoots at Dib*
Everyone: YAY FOR BAZOOKAS!
Death: *sprays Dib with "make me alive"*
Dib: *alive* A BAZOOKA?
Dib: You're into paranormal junk, right? Then I should tell you That I'm an unholy demon that rips the arms off of big-headed people who are obsessed with paranormal junk, and craves blood and Coffee. (and also Blood Coffee)
Dib: AHH! *hides in corner*
GiR and DiR: You both must fly to the moon with 10,000 flying space piggies and 5,000 flying headless clown in space suits, The Irken Armada will try and stop you from getting to the moon (they WILL shoot at you).If you get to the Moon without bein' all exploded and stuff, there will be 1,000,000 Tacos there as a reward.
*GiR and DiR leave with 10,000 space piggies and 5,000 headless clowns*
Death: *turns on TV to see them flying to the moon getting shot at*
*they make it to the moon alive*
Zim: TOLD YOU HE WAS ADVACE!
Tallest Red: *twitching*how… is… that…possible?
Death: I seriously don't know…
Death: You must assist me in eliminating a horde of angry people that think that Vampires and Demons are trying to steal their children. They keep trying to kill me and it's starting to annoy me.
Death: They annoy me too! *helps eliminate a the horde of angry people*
DiR I'll fill in.
See you people later!
I'll be back... (disappears into the shadows)
Death: *comes back* that was fun! Next is Haru Fudo!
Comes out of darkness portal with organization coat, " Yo Im Haru and I have 4 dares and one truth.
1:Death I dare you to give zim a potion that will make him smart,more evil and like gaz.
Death: *gives zim potion*
Zim: *pulls out GS*
Death: Uh… yeah…
2:Dib I dare you to not to say anything bad to zim only nice things.
Dib: fine…
3:Tak I dare you to say you love zim to everyone and kiss on the cheek
Tak; NEVER!
Death: *pulls out a bazooka* you will!
Tak: I LOVE ZIM! *kisses Zim on the cheek*
Zim: Don't. Touch. Me.
4:Tallest you will have Zim to be tallest for the chapter.
Tallest: NO!
Death: *ignores them* Zim you are Tallest for this chappie!
Zim: Whatever…
And truth Gaz do you care if the Irkens take over your planet.
Gaz: unless they take my Gameslave, no
Dib: WHAT?
Death: yea, yea, whatever, well bye!
A/N since zim act like Gaz for only a bit he will act like her a little more in the next chappie!