*Death comes through the front door looking drunk and wearing a black mini dress with her hair up*
DiR: not again -_-
Dib: what's with the mini dress?
Death: I went to a club…
Grace: *reading her book*again?
Death: yes… anyway, first up is pokekinz0250
WHY LORD SHEN?WAAAHHHH!Anyways...
Everyone:Make a biiiiig cake!(watching Cake Boss as I write this.)
Death: I LOVE THAT SHOW! OK everyone let's make a cake!
*DiR and GiR make the frosting, Death and Grace make the filling, and Zim and the Tallest make the batter well everyone else made the decorations.*
Death: *the cake is finish* that's one big cake…*looks at the cake; it looks like a coffin with red roses* a goth's dream.
Everyone: O.e
Lard Nar:Sing 'Whispers in the dark' by Skillet.X3
Lard Nar: why me?
Death: *pushes Lard Nar on stage and hands him a mic* just sing!
Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses
Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses
I will be the one that's gonna hold you
I will be the one that you run to
My love is
A burning, consuming fire
[Chorus:]
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars
Hear the whispers in the dark
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes you know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark
You feel so lonely and ragged
You lay here broken and naked
My love is
Just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses
I will be the one that's gonna find you
I will be the one that's gonna guide you
My love is
A burning, consuming fire
[Chorus x2]
Whispers in the dark [x3]
Death: I'm gonna now listen to more Skillet!
Lard Nar: O.e
Zim: Take GIR to see Kung Fu Panda 2!XP
Death: I SAW THAT, Lord Shen was the awsomess peacock ever! *pushes Zim and GiR in a car; Damon shows up*
Damon: *hands a bottle of blood* here you forgot
Death: Thank you, here *hands him his shirt* you left this there.
Damon: thank you, Miss. Hell
Dib: your last name is Hell?
Death: yes, yes it is.
GIR: Tell me what you think about it and your fav character!^^ (I for one loved Lord Shen XD)
*GiR and Zim come back, Zim is covered in popcorn and soda*
GiR: I like the bunnies they cute!
Death:You like any cartoons other then Invader Zim? X3
AAAAND I can't think of anything
Falipay:Poor Lord Shen...
I know...T.T
Death: I like… Family Guy, MAD, Fruit Basket, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Karin.
Dib: you like anime?
Death: Of course a lot of IZ fans do. Next is Death Frosted Doom Cookie
I'm writing so many reviews to Questionnaires that I don't even remember which is what and who ate the Grinch's onion stash. I am sorry I haven't reviewed in awhile, sis! I've been conversing with Nny -w- he quite adores me indeed. He likes the way I dress and my incredibly insightful mind. My horrid violent mind has yet again turned be into a peanut-shelling turtle! Curse you Happy Noodle Boy! Dares and Q's for people of unknown origins!
Zim: You are ALWAYS first. Why is it that when you first arrived at earth, your eye's were a little bit farther away and not as big and your antannae's were like sticks; but later in the series your eye's got bigger, closer together, and your antannae-flags got bigger? YOU LOOKED F***IN ADORABLE! YOU DO! EVEN IN YOUR HUMAN DISGUISE YOUR DUCKIN ADORABLE! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!*does it like that guy on Horton Hears A Who* After that YOU MUST...uh...SMOKE SUM WEEEED! After the smoking is done you must hug everyone the best you can without falling over! Nobody can push you away. You are forced or else may James Coney Island Chili Cheese Dogs be forever pelted upon you! *thats a waste of Coney. I love James Coney Island *
Zim: I GREW UP!
Death: yes indeed *goes to the place where Peter Griffin got crack and bought some weed*
Zim: *smokes weed; passes out*
Death: I guess Irkens don't handle it like humans.
Gir: More randomness for you to! I demand that you go to mars and make replica's of every single one of the characters currently on the show. Once that is done, you gotta run to the movies and bring me all the popcorn they've made! EXTRA butter and a few adorable Gir-pinches *not fist full* of popcorn salt. Deliver it in an edible bag of cookie dough. Then go dance the Six Flags Theme song in a Lemur suit. IN A TU TU! Then you gotta sing THE BEST DAY EVEEEEEER by Spongebob! What the hell, GET SPONGEBOB IN HERE TO AND MAKE HIM SING WITH GIR! WOO! TO MUCH CUTENESS CAN MAKE HEADS EXPLODE, AND I LIKE HEAD EXPLODY!
Death: wow… that's a lot!
*GiR flies to mars and makes replicas of the cast; runz to the movies and steals all the popcorn then makes an edible cookie dough bag and devilries it to her comes back*
GiR: *starts to dance* WE LIKE TO PARTY!
Death: that's so cute!
*SpongeBob appears*
Death: great *rolls eyes* he's the new version (a/n the creator changed in like 2005 I like the old version better)
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
Said "it's gonna be a good one, just wait and see"
Jumped out of bed, and I ran outside
Feeling so ecstatic, satisfied.
[Chorus]
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
I'm so busy, got nothing to do
Spent the last 2 hours just tying my shoe
Every flower, every grain of sand
Is reaching out out to shake my hand
[Chorus]
Sometimes the little things start closing in on me
When I'm feeling down, I wanna lose that frown
I stick my head out the window and look around
Those crowds don't scare me, they can't disguise
Its magic that's happening right before my eyes
Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright
So the best day ever can last all night
Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night, now.
[Chorus x3]
WHAT THE HELL:
You say that I'm messing with your head
All cause I was making out with your friend
Love hurts whether it's right or wrong
I can't stop cause I'm having too much fun
You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy
All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about
If you love me
If you hate me
You can save me
Baby, baby
All my life I've been good
But now
Whoaaa...
What The Hell
So what if I go out on a million dates
You never call or listen to me anyway
I'd rather rage than sit around and wait all day
Don't get me wrong
I just need some time to play
You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me
But honestly
I just need to be a little crazy
All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about
If you love me
If you hate me
You can save me
Baby, baby
All my life I've been good
But now
Whoaaa...
What The Hell
Lalalala la la
Whoa Whoa
Lalalala la la
Whoa Whoa
You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head when
I'm messing with you in bed
All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about
All my life I've been good,
But now
I'm thinking What The Hell
All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about
If you love me
If you hate me
You can save me
Baby, baby
All my life I've been good
But now
Whoaaa...
What The Hell
Lalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalala
Gaz: YOU!* points with eyes squinted evilly* YOU STOLE PEPITO'S OUTFIT! *Pepito, for all those non JTHM knowing or hating fans; is the devils son. All those non knowing are safe for now, but all those haters will be boiled into a stew and then skinned alive* HOW DARETH THINE STEAL MY BROTHERS FASHION TREND! PEPITO DID NOTHING TO YOU! This being I am extremely displeased with you. I want you to get eaten alive….BY BIGGER JAWS! AND THEN JAWS AND BIGGER JAWS WILL BATTLE TO THE DEAAAATH. If jaws wins, you will be freed. If bigger jaws wins, bring in the Goofy Goober Peanut to torpedo him to get Gaz out unless she's already digested
Death: OH BIGGER JAWS (a/n for those who don't watch Family Guy, bigger jaws was something Peter came up with)
Gaz: *gets eaten by bigger Jaws; Jaws wins*
Everyone: O.e
Dib: I am sorry for my cruelty against your sister. I truly am. If you want me to stop being mean to her; just say yes or no. YOU NEVER SAID IF YOU LIKED OUR DATE OR NOT! That makes me a very depressed panda. It's ok though. I know deep within your paranormal heart that you love me anyways. So I'm gonna bring you to the most haunted house I have here in Louisiana. I forgot the name; but I wanna go there with you! I'll bring my equipment with me and you can bring your's if you wanna. Mind you; ITS UBER HAUNTED. Then after that I'll bless you with a gift. Just say the word Cup and I'll burst through the ceiling *doesn't matter where you are* and look at you. You point or say a name of who is hurting you and I'll beat them to oblivian. Don't think I won't either. If Johnny C. accepts me as my friend on Facebook and Twitter; then I'm quite capable of making a few slices here and there. I will drink the blood of ANYONE that wants to hurt you if you wish! Irkens: Sweet tasting Humans: Metal/Rust tasting Demons: Sour tasting/Thick Vampire: They taste like Pringles! I am your servant, my Dib. Mi Kori Shou! 3 ^w^ I AM NOT FANGIRLY OR EMO!
Dib: *gets pushed into an airplane*
Death: I do not taste like Pringles!
Tallest: Lotsa Questions for you. OMG do you remember that last Questionnaire I did with you guys? I made one of you dress up in a mini skirt and hover above a crowd of your own fans for 5 minutes and the other one had to eat a campfire marshmellow WHOLE and then I made one of you go unicycling with a bear or something. Anyways, What size shoe do you 2 wear? How do you explain the color change of your outfits and eyes as the season of Invader Zim continued? Before Red had pink eyes and pink and white outfits; but now he has red eyes with red and black outfits! EXPLAIN YOURSELVES! JUST HOW TALL ARE YOU? Do you like to eat tiny mooses covered in frosting? I saw you 2 pull out a frosting covered moose to change the channel of your screen with but then at the end you ate it. Whats up with that? Just how old are you? Are you 2 brothers or something because it is no coincidence that you 2 look the exact same and have the exact same height and interests. OMG RED IS A CLONE OF PURPLE! Cus Purple is WAAAY better than Red is. Although I like red's outfit better. Purple is funnier and cooler than him. Purple is a rare color for Irkens to have. Green is to. And certain shades of Red are to. WHEN IS THE NEXT IPOD COMING OUT? I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DIDN'T STUDY, WRITE YOUR NAMES OUT NOW! THIS IS A 500 POINT TEST! *stares at them with expectation written across her face*
This has to take up the whole chapter almost D: wow. Well excuse me for being serious! -_- Oh, and I want Happy Noodle Boy to randomly appear and shout random comments at everyone. Sorry people. He's unkillable. Just look at the comics. When he's done giving crude comments about everyone there, he will poof back to neverland and then poof again and bring Gir something totally random and out of the question and then poof back to neverland where he will stay there and be the noodle boy that flies once more. *wipes happy tear away*
I AM NOW DONE! PRAISE THE LAWWD! *that would be me, not Zim*
Tallest: you scary me!
Tallest Red: we are not brothers and are height is classified, we wear size 1 ½
Death: YOUZ FEET SMALL!
*happy Noodle boy appears*
Happy Noodle: WHO THE *BEEP* ARE YOU AND WHERE THE PANDA?
Death: uh… what panda?
Happy noodle: WHERES THE SANCE?
Death: *annoyed; hits button he's gone* Next is Haru Fudo
Comes out of dark portal in organization suit " Sup,losers...not you Death, anyways 3 dares 2 truth
1)I dare zim to kiss Tak or Gaz when somebody makes a dare including Tak and gaz you gotta let them
Death: *eyes get all anime like* ZaGr? YAY!
Zim: What is ZaGr? ZIM DEMANDS TO KNOW!*death pushes him up to gaz, they kiss*
Dib: NOOOOO!
2) Dib I dare you to take gaz's game slave and break it.
Dib: she'll kill me! *breaks gaz's game slave*
Gaz: *kisses Zim; then pulls out a new game slave*
3)Zim give Gir 500 pounds of sugar and candy.
Zim should be back to normal and by normal I mean insane.
Death: we already did something like that.
Zim: I'm back to insane! Hey! Wait a minute!
1) Dib did you hate the dimension you were in.
2) TALLEST YOU MUST TELL ZIM THE TRUTH OF WHY HE IS STATIONED ON EARTH! good luck guys.
Dib: no…
Tallest Red: Zim you're not an invader.
Zim: HAHAHA! Your funny my Tallest.
Tallest/Death: …
A bowl of ice cream? People think I'M crazy... I say that every time I'm here, someone has to forcefeed Dib blood. Or something. Until he accepts my gracious offering. *look evil*
Dib: NEVER! I HAD TO BE A VAMP TO ACCEPT THAT!
Death: I have an idea! *turns Dib into a vampire*
2 hours later
Dib: *Wakes up; Death forcefeeds him blood* that was good! *runs around really fast*
Hey Dib, meet Miss Kitty. Miss Kitty, meet Dib. *Miss Kitty shreds Dib's skin and flesh and eats his very flesh*
Death: *spays Dib with make me alive; Dib's human* next is XxdoomygrlxX
I dare Zim to sing "Look At Me Now by Chris Brown" to Tak
Zim: Chris Brown
Dib: Lil' Wayne
Skoodge: Busta Rhymes
If you don't want that, then Zim could sing "Bon Bon by Pitbull" to Tak
"Look At Me Now"
(feat. Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes)
[Intro ‒ Chris Brown]
I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club
You can't even get in
Hahaha, let's go!
[Verse 1 ‒ Chris Brown]
Yellow model chick
Yellow bottle sipping
Yellow Lamborghini
Yellow top missing
Yeah, yeah
That shit look like a toupee
I get what you get in 10 years, in two days
Ladies love me, I'm on my Cool J
If you get what I get, what would you say?
She wax it all off,
And them suicide doors, Hari Kari
[Chorus ‒ Chris Brown]
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresher than a motherfucker
[Verse 2 ‒ Chris Brown]
Lil nigga bigger than gorilla
'Cause I'm killing every nigga that try to be on my shit
Better cuff your chick if you with her, I can get her
And she accidentally slip and fall on my dick
Oops I said on my dick
I ain't really mean to say on my dick
But since we talking about my dick
All of you haters say hi to it
I'm done
[Verse 3 ‒ Busta Rhymes]
Ayo Breezy
Let me show you how to keep the dice rolling
When you're doing that thing over there homie
Let's go!
'Cause I feel like I'm running
And I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away
Better know that I don't and I won't ever stop
'cause you know I gotta win everyday day, day
See they don't really wanna pop me
Just know that you never flop me
And I know that I can be a little cocky
You ain't never gonna stop me
Every time I come a nigga gotta set it, then I gotta go, and then I gotta get it
Then I gotta blow, and then I gotta show that any little thing that nigga think he be doing
'Cause it doesn't matter, 'cause I'm gonna dadadada
Then I'm gonna murder every thing and anything a badaboom a badabing
I gotta do a lot of things, to make it clearer to a couple niggas
That I'm always winning and I gotta get it again, and again, and again
And I be doing it to death and now I move a little foul
A nigga better call a ref, and everybody knows my style
And niggas know I'm the the best when it come to doing this
And I be banging on my chest, and I bang in the east, and I'm banging in the west
And I come to give you more and I will never give you less
You will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press
Do you really wanna know what's next? Let's go
See the way we on and we all up in the race and you know
We gotta go, don't try to keep up with the pace
We struggling and hustling and sending it and getting it
And always gotta do it take it to another place
Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it
And I gotta cut all through his traffic
Just to be at the top of the throne
Better know I gotta have it, have it
[Chorus ‒ Chris Brown]
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresher than a motherfucker
[Verse 4 ‒ Lil Wayne]
Man fuck these bitch ass niggas, how y'all doin'?
I'm Lil Tunechi, I'm a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 stooges
I don't eat sushi, I'm the shit, no I'm pollution, no substitution
Got a bitch that play in movies in my Jacuzzi, pussy juicy
I never gave a fuck about a hater, got money on my radar
Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with an elevator
You niggas ain't eatin', fuck it, tell a waiter
Marley said, "Shoot 'em", and I said, "Okay"
If you wanted bullshit then I'm like olay
I don't care what you say, so don't even speak
Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil
That's word to my flag, and my flag red
I'm out of my head, bitch I'm outta my mind, from the bottom I climb
You ain't hotter than mine, nope, not on my time and I'm not even trying
What's poppin' Slime? Nothin' five, and if they trippin' fuck 'em five
I ain't got no time to shuck and jive, these niggas as sweet as pumpkin pie
Ciroc and sprite on a private flight,
bitch I've been tight since "Guiding light",
and my pockets right, and my diamonds white
And my mommas nice and my daddy's dead
You faggots scared 'cause I'm too wild, been here for a while
I was like fuck trial I put it down
I'm so Young Money, if you got eyes look at me now, bitch
[Chorus ‒ Chris Brown]
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, I'm fresher than a motherfucker
[Outro ‒ Chris Brown]
Okay, okay
Is that right?
I'm fresher than a motherfucker
Death: O.e that's a lot of cuss words!
DiR: oh yeah.
Death: see you next time!