*everyone is wearing funny hats*
Death: * wearing a hat with red roses and skulls on it* Welcome!
Dib: *wearing a hat with aliens on it* what's with the hats?
Grace: *wearing a hat that's shoots missiles and knives* I like them.
DiR: *wearing a hat with Pi on it (pi as in 3.14)* First is Invader Cakez!
That was so awesome... VAMPIRES AND IZ FAN PEOPLEZ WILL PREVAAAAAAIIILLL! And to the dead nick dude: That was because Invader Zim IS the best damn thing you will EVER SEE AND YOU KNOW IT! Only really the chorus fits, but IT FITS SO WELL THAT ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY YOU- *long bleeping*
Zim: *wearing a hat with himself on it* what does f-u-c-k mean?
Death: A word that you don't need to know! Next is Pokekinz0250
*wearing a T-shirt with the name 'Death Hell' written in Invader Zim font* What?XD
Falipay:*facepalm* I'm not even going to ask...
Zim/Tak:Sorry for all the ZATR latley!(It's my minion,not me!) So as an apology:BATTLE TO THE DEATH!With big ol' mech robots!
Death: Who said my name?
Tak: This is gonna be fun!
*Tak and Zim have a epic battle until Tak shoots Zim with rockets and He dies*
Death: OKAY! *sprays zim with the stuff*
Zim: JREK!
Dib:AND YOU HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH WHOEVER WINS,EVEN IF ITS ZIM!XDD
Zim: Thank you, Tak!
Tak: WHAT? NO!
Death: *pushes Tak and Dib in a limo*
Death:TELL EVERYONE WHAT DAGR you don't know what that filthy abomanation is,look around for it,read a fic about it,vomit for 5 hours,then tell.=3
Death: I know what it is; it's even worst then ZaDr! (Sorry ZaDr supporters I'm not a fan)
*Dib and Tak come back*
Death: DaGr is Dib and Gaz romance.
Dib: WHAT? THAT'S WROUNG!
Gaz: THEY. WILL. PAY.
Falipay:DAGR:ITS EVEN MORE SICKENING THEN ZADR!XD
You said it bro.
Proffeser Membrane:Ugh,I'm getting queasy thinking about it...please invent some brain bleach.X3
Proffeser Membrane: REAL SCIEANCE! *starts inverting*
Thats all I got,see ya soon!*waves frantically*
Falipay:OH NO,JACK ESCAPED!DX
WERE GONNA DIIIEEEE!DX
Death: that's not good! Next is Most Emo Cosmic Brownie EVER!
I could have sworn I reviewed this chapter already. Oh well. I am sooooooooooo happy for some reason! I don't really know why! I guess that's good or something. I don't know. Whatever. I wish I wish I were a normal child! *singing* I WISH I WERE NORMAL! OH HOW I DOOOO! I WIIIISH I WAS NORMAL! *screams out* I'M NOT EMO!
Zim: How was the pot?You must run into Johnny C's *JTHM WEW!* house and steal a bag of Salsa Chips he likes from his pantry and run away with them. Then eat 1. They'll make you pee fire! *it's true. It's even on the bag*. Oh, and do try not to get killed in the process.
Death: YAY! NNY!
Zim: Irken's don't "pee"
Death: Who cares, it's NNY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Zim: *leaves; comes back dead*
Death: yeah…
Gir: Here. *throws Rocky Horror Picture Show movie at Gir* Do whatever you want with this. I downloaded the songs from the movie so I have no use for such filth to my very small amount of innocence I still retain. Watch it, eat it, roast it, rape it, do what you will.
Death: you know I haven't seen that yet…
GiR: *eats it; you can hear the music from the movie in his tummy*
Death: strange…
Gaz: Just WHERE is you Squeedly Spooch, Gaz? You claimed to have one. Um… I dare you to get sucked into my mind and live within my mind for an hour. Try not to go insane as well. Mind you, I don't even know what happens within my own mind. You may return fine; but most that have been in my mind have been altered and have been sent to many medical facilities for abused refrigerators and toiletry items. *you remember that nightmare world Dib and Zim went into? Mine is somewhat like that but it's a screwed up combination of Candy Land and Hellraiser.*
Gaz: Here. *points to her leg*
Death: O.o, *pushes Gaz into a portal that's makes her in the messed up mind of a fan*
Dib: Could you possibly assist me in ridding myself of a demon/evil spirit that dwells within my house? It's beginning to be quite troublesome that not even my equipment can get it out. I've been seeing things, been getting odd bite and scar marks upon me, claw markings over my door and walls; the usual devilish hauntings. Help me out a little? I'll let you keep it for your studies and such if you help me. And…um…I'll give you your favorite snack to do what you wish.
Death: *pushes Dib into a car*
Tallest: YOU LIIIIEEEEEEEEE!*waves arms around in the air* Eat some Airheads Sweetly Sour Belts *one of my favorite treats*. Then give some Irken Snacking Food to a random human *Moofy?* and see how they react to it.
*tallest eat some Airheads Sweetly Sour belts; their face go all funny*
Death: *looks at them* wimps…
*the tallest give Moofy some Irken food; she dies*
Death: uhh… what's in that stuff?
Tallest Red: that's classified!
Death: …how is that clas-
Tallest Purple: IT JUST IS!
Death:… -_-
Host-Person-Lady: Pelt everyone with wine-filled water balloons! *holds out a tub full of wine-filled water balloons* It's the dessert wine; so it's sweet!
Death: OKAY!
*Death pounds everyone with the balloons; the Irken's are burning and screaming*
Death: *licking lips* that was fun!
Irkens: NO IT WASN'T!
Death: YOUR JUST JELLY!
Gripping his wheel, his knuckles white with desire. The wheels of his mustang exploding on the highway like a slug over 45. TRUE DEATH. 400 horsepower maximum performance, piercing the night. THIS…is BLACK SUNSHINE. *my favorite part*. I shall return soon; so don't fret; my little cotton candy bits. I WILL return. *she smiles seductively and the transmition ends with chocolate raining down behind her. CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!*
Death: aww… you lucky! I want chocolate! Next is Crazyone256!
Hi! DARE TIME!
Purple-Make out with tak! XD
Purple/Tak: O.e
Death: *Locks them in a closet*
Death-Tell the "Prince of Torture" He is a stupid idiot boy. P.s you can tell him i told you to say that if you want to.
Death: Prince of torture, you're a stupid idiot boy. CO told me to say that.
Zim-EAT THIS COOKIE! (Un-ware that the cookie he is eating has a water pack in it.)
Zim: *eats cookie; starts burning from the inside out*
Death: LOL! XD
gir-Sing the doom song for 24 hour's!
*GiR sings the doom song for 24 hours; Death is singing along, the Irkens just sit there, and the humans are throwing random stuff at him, Grace is well reading a book.*
Dib-Give up all ready nobody will believe you that Zim is a Aline beside everyone here and the people outside of the t.v. (Their on to us... )_) i hope they don't find out.)
Dib: what are you talking about when you said, "Outside the T.V"?
Death: NOTHING!
Dib:…
Gaz-GIVE UP ANY ELECTRONICS FOR A WHOLE CHAPTER AND YOU ARE NOT ALOUD TO READ A BOOK AND WHEN I MEAN ANY ELECTRONICS I MEAN ALL ELECTRONICS.
Death-To make up for that dare i give you chocolate cookie's!
Co-I am done now good bye. :)
Gaz: what I'm I going to do?
Death: *gives cross word puzzle* here *starts eating cookie* OMGILOVECHOCOLATE!WELLBYEFORNOW!