*Death is back flipping, Zim is poking a sleeping Dib in the eye, GiR is dancing, and Gaz is kicking the Tallest in the nuts because they broke her game slave*
Death: Hellooo, people!
Dib: *wakes up* why. Ow. Are. Ow. You. Ow. Poking. Ow. Me. Ow. In. Ow. The. Ow. Eye. Ow!
Zim: it's fun!
Dib: … -.-
Death: first up is, pokekinz0520
*panting and covered in cuts* Curse you Jack...CURSE YOOUUU...
Falipay:You just HAD to make a murderous Vortain didn't you?
Yup.X3
Zim~Poor Zim,you died like 2 HAVE AN IRKEN SAFE ICEE! XD
Zim: what's an icee?
Death: An icee is an icee. (guess what soda that's from)
Zim: *drinks icee* not bad.
Tak~SING THE DOOM SONG!XD
Tak: -_-, *sighs* Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom Doom doom doomy doom doomdoom doomy doom
Death: * ^,…,^ face* that was the shorten version.
Dib/Gaz~Yes,the sad horrible truth is sad and horrible.:(So you should kill eachother.X3
*Dib and Gaz shoot each other at the same time; Death sprays them with make me alive*
GIR~GIVE THE TRIX RABBIT SOME DAMN TRIX!Can be cereal or
Death: FINALLY!
*GiR: gives the trix rabbit some of the cereal; the kids steal it Gir kills the kids; the rabbit got the trix back*
Falipay:Seriously?-_-
SHUT UP! DX
Lard Nar~You have to take care of a pet rock for the rest of the chapter.X3 (it breaks,you )
Everyone~BEACH TRIP FOR YOU!XD
*watching Spongebob*
Spongebob:Squidward's last name is Tentacles?
Patrick:Poor guy.
OMG THATS SO WRONG!XD
Falipay:Very.=|
Death: that is! I saw that episode! YAY BEACH! *Grabs everyone and they get in her 70's
Hippie van*
Dib: *in the van sitting next to Gaz and Grace* where did you get this?
Death: *driving* I was around the car was inverted.
Zim: what is this thing? And why does it smell bad?
Grace: It's probably the gasoline.
Lard Nar: *sitting next to the Tallest, holding the rock so it doesn't break* Can I change seats?
Death: NO! Stuck it up.
Tak: *sitting next to Skoodge and Zim* This is lame. Why can't we take the Voot's?
Death: Because we need to bond!
Everyone: O.e
DiR: *reading the map in shot gun* next right.
GiR: *not really sitting, just jumping around the van* WHOO!
Zim: GIR! SIT DOWN!
GiR: Okay… *sits on Zim's head*
Zim: -.-
Death: well you said sit down.
Tallest Purple: Where are the road trip snacks?
Death: Your Irken, how do you know about that?
Tallest Purple: I watch a movie thing.
Death: *sighs* of coarse. OH! We're here!
*Everyone gets out of the Van and stretch*
Death: I'll set up the picnic! *runs off towards the beach*
Dib: uhh… should we follow her?
DiR: I think so. *walks behind Death and everyone else follows*
Zim: *sees ocean* AHHH! I CAN FEEL IT BURNING ALL READY!
Death: *pulls out a bucket full of paste; puts it all over the Irkens* There you go!
*everyone goes to the bathrooms to change into their swimsuits Death brought*
Death: *in a bikini with skulls on it* Yes! Now we can go swimming! *runs into the water*
Grace: *wearing a bikini with a red bleeding heart on it* I'm going read my book
Zim: *wearing swim shorts with teddy's on them* WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE BERRY'S
GiR: *wearing the same thing as Zim* I think their cute!
*The other boy's walk out; all wearing the same thing as Zim and GiR*
Death: Sorry, they were the only swim shorts I could find!
Dib: I should have brought my swim shorts!
Death: We're the rest of the reviews here! Next is Invader Cakez!
HELLO! Meet my bestest friend, her name is YOUR MOM! Or your cold unfeeling robot arm. Depending on species.
LARDY! EAT-MY-TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lard Nar: *eats taco* and the point of this was…?
Death: not sure… Next is lunathehalfbreed
*walks in,smiling evily*hello call me Luna,kay?
Dib-since you turned into a vampire,i msut know if holy water hurts you(since crosses don't affect vamps no more)
Death: he's not a vamp anymore, so I will answer the question; no.
Dib: Dang it!
Zim-YOU ARE SO CUTE!*hugs*ummmm...i dare you to sing a song of your choise.
Zim: I'll sing… "Gives you Hell"
Death: …why that song?
Zim: The lyrics make the most sense.
Zim: I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get you far?
You never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?
And truth be told, I miss you
And truth be told, I'm lying
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
I hope it gives you hell
Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself,
"Where did it all go wrong?"
But the list goes on and on (and on and on and on)
And truth be told, I miss you
And truth be told, I'm lying
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
You can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
(Hope it gives you hell)
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
(Hope it gives you hell)
When you hear this song and you sing along, well, you'll never tell
(Well you'll never tell)
And you're the fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives you hell
(It will give you hell)
When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell
(It will give you hell)
You can sing along I hope that it puts you through hell
Death: *the only one clapping* I'm impressed!
Gaz-you're awesome!but this is too tempting...i dare you to listen to Barbie Girl for three hours!
Death: *puts ear phones on Gaz*
Gir-*squeals with joy and hugs him*you're so cute!have a squeaky moose.^^
hrm...i guess that's it for now.i'll be back.*evil smile returns and disappears*
GiR: MOOSEY! *plays with moose*
Death: Next is Most Emo Cosmic Brownie EVER!
*ahem*...ALL DIB-HATERS AND PEOPLE WHO KEEP TRYING TO TELL DIB THAT HE IS A LUNITIC AND A FAILURE NEED TO GO ROT IN A CAVE NEXT TO A HOLOGRAM OF THAT TEACHER SAYING," BYOOLER?... BYOOLER?... BYOOLER?... BYOOLER?" UNTIL THE MOLD WITHIN THE FLOORING OF THE CAVE SLOWLY LIQUIFIES THEY'RE VERY ORGANS. And I had a Firework injury so not only am I in excrusiating pain, I also type slow as a mother duck! JUST WHAT I NEED. That and I ran out of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. *close to crying*
*Zim, Gaz, Tallest, Tak, and Lard Nar leave to go to the cave*
Death: Aww… heres some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream! *hand's to reviewer*
Zim: I have a top secret mission for you. GO FIND WALDO! NOW YOU FLESH-SACK OF MINT SHIT!*throws a jetpack with her one hand at him and it turns on and he flies screaming out through the ceiling*
Death: I love those books! Did you know they were from the U.K.?
Everyone: YES!
Gir: Because I feel like it, you will get the rest of my fireworks. I won't be needing them for awhile. heh. *shakes her completely bandaged hand* I got bombs *those make REALLY loud popping noises*, about 60 sparklers, 4 packs of smoke bombs, and 31 bottle rockets. Knock your non-sock wearin feet off.
Death: OHHH *watches fireworks GiR set off* anyone think this the perfect way to spend the day?
Irkens: NO!
Humans and SiRs: YES!
Gaz: You know what? HEY GIR! SHOOT THE FIREWORKS AT HER! *points at Gaz and throws gas in her direction and runs away giggling*
GiR: *shoots one at Gaz she explodes with lots of rainbows and flowers*
Death: *sprays Gaz with make me alive and Gaz goes back to listening to Barbie Girl*
Dib: If you want me to stop being mean to your little sister, all you gotta do is say. *smirks*
Tell me all you know about the paranormal and supernatural. *and thanks for the demon-thing. What did you do with it anyways? I remember you caught it but-*
And here's a free Ouija board. It's one of those official ones so it's all nice and crap! :)
Death: I LOVE OUIJA BORADS! I HAVE LIKE 20! We're save it for night!
Dib: okay…? Oh! And the demon is locked in that cage! *points to a empty and destroyed cage* Uh-oh!
Death: HOLY CARP! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
GiR: YAY! WE'RE DOOMED!
*Dib and Grace catch the demon and killed it so it wouldn't cause anymore problems*
Tallest: Both of you are FORCED *is this even allowed?* to go to a strip club for 3 hours. Try not to come back scarred for life. I think that would suck.
Host: Go sniff a lot of Expo markers and return when you think you sniffed enough.
Death: *pushes Tallest into a cab and it goes off; Death sniffs 150 Expo markers and faints*
DiR: Okay…?
Check out my new hair color, would you? Does it look okay? The pic of me is my avitar on here, so if you wanna look...
I just wanna get other peoples opinion on my new upgraded color. *and I painted a cewl background so...yeah.*
Author from above: I LOVE IT! I WANNA DYE MY HAIR THAT COLOR!
Death: *wakes up* there's that voice again! Next is tdwtrulz1022
hehehehehe! DARE TIME!
Dib: I LOVE YOU DIB! But I also love ZaDr! So, I dare you and Zim to make out :3
Death: *pushes Zim and Dib in a closet* Oh! *The Tallest come back* What did you think?
Tallest Red: *eyes wide and crazy* some were pretty sexy…
Tallest Purple:*looks the same as Red* yeah…
Death: O.o seriously?
Tallest: OH YEAH!
Everyone: O.o
Gaz: You. Are. AWESOME! I dare you to...kiss...GIR!
Gir: Here are some Tacos
Death: Here is some FUDGE!
Gaz: *kisses GiR who is hugging his Taco
Death: *eats fudge* ILOVEFUDGE!
DiR: BYE FOR NOW!