*Death comes in with a suit case and a gun*
Death: Sorry I was gone I had a trip to Montana!
Dib: *sitting there sewing* oh! The tea is ready!
Death: what happened when I left?
DiR: *covering eyes* the horror!
Tallest Red: *reading a playboy* oh baby
Death: oh god!
Zim: *covering eyes and screaming* OH MY TALLEST!
Gaz:*wearing a pink dress and her is in a bun* you will pay Dib!
Grace: *falls over laughing* what are you wearing!
Gaz: Dib sewed it
Death: let's move on first Pokekinz0520!
*holding a can of 'Pure Florida Air'* Are you ready Falipay?
Falipay: Yup.
*flips can to the bottom* AHA! IT IS MADE IN CHINA!
Falipay: THEY LIIIEED!DX
Lard Nar~ I noticed you went into the cave with the other Dib haters. Why? DX
Lard Nar: because he was annoying me
Death: wow
Dib~ Aww,that was a lot of haters. But still less then Zim. X3 Um...eat Lard Nar's rock. XD
Dib: that's gross and I could choke
Death: eat the damn rock all ready
Dib: *eats the rock*
Zim~ Eat donuts untill you get chubby. X3 But not ugly chubby,cute SKOODGE! XD
Zim: fine *eats a bunch of donuts but eats too much and makes him a big fat ball* AHHHHHH!
Death: XDD *falls over laughing*
Zim: shut up or I sit on you!
Death: yeah right *zim rolls and stops on top of me but I throw him off*
GIR~ Be slave to a squirrel until the end of the chapter where he will give you THE MAJIC POTATOE!
Death: sorry where I live there's no squirrels
Tak~ DO YA LIKE SOMEONE? I bet you do and thats why your grumpy all the time! X3
Tak: no I do not
Death: *puts something on her back that's written in Japanese*
Grace: *can read Japanese* OH MY GOD *starts laughing*
Everyone~FUNNYGROUPPICTURETIME!XD*requestfromcousin*
Death: YAY! *takes picture; Dib sewing, Grace still laughing, Zim looks evil, Gir eating a live duck, and the tallest reading, gulp, playboy*
All right,can't think no *cousins making fun of toddler shows in the back ground*
Falipay: *sigh* They don't stop do they?
Nope.
Death: next is lunathehalfbreed!
rats,Dib ain't a vamp no ,oh well.
Zim-awesome song choise!^^for a reward,i guess you can have an Irken snack.
Zim: Vort dogs! *eats Vort dogs*
Death: ok then…
Death-does the sun still make vamps burst into flames?
Death: yes, but I have a necklace that makes me able to walk in the day
Dib-i'll be nice to you for now.(but not in the next HAHAHAHA!)*looking innocent*hope you like cookies!^^*hands out cookies*
Dib: *eats cookie* yum!
Death: ok moving *is sad she didn't get a cookie*
Gir-SING A RANDOM SONG PLEASE!^^
Gir: hit that sway!
Death: HE BECAME A WANNABE GANGSTER?
Gir: SNOOP DOGG!
Death: *eye twitches* I'll give you snoop dogg
[SnoopDogg:]
Greetingslovedones
Let'stakeajourney
[Katy:]
Iknowaplace
Wherethegrassisreallygreener
Warm,wetandwild
Theremustbesomethinginthewater
Sippin'ginandjuice
Layingunderneaththepalmtrees
Theboys
Breaktheirnecks
Try'natocreepalittlesneakpeek
(atus)
Youcouldtraveltheworld
Butnothingcomesclose
Tothegoldencoast
Onceyoupartywithus
You'llbefallinginlove
OoooohOhOooooh
Californiagirls
We'reunforgettable
DaisyDukes
Bikinisontop
Sun-kissedskin
Sohot
We'llmeltyourpopsicle
OoooohOhOooooh
Californiagirls
We'reundeniable
Fine,fresh,fierce
Wegotitonlock
Westcoastrepresent
Nowputyourhandsup
OoooohOhOooooh
Sexonthebeach
Wedon'tmindsandinourstilettoes
Wefreak
Inmyjeep
SnoopDoggyDoggonthestereo
Youcouldtraveltheworld
Butnothingcomesclose
Tothegoldencoast
Onceyoupartywithus
You'llbefallinginlove
OoooohOhOooooh
Californiagirls
We'reunforgettable
DaisyDukes
Bikinisontop
Sun-kissedskin
Sohot
We'llmeltyourpopsicle
OoooohOhOooooh
Californiagirls
We'reundeniable
Fine,fresh,fierce
Wegotitonlock
Westcoastrepresent
Nowputyourhandsup
OoooohOhOooooh
[SnoopDogg:]
Tone,tan
Fitandready
Turnitupcauseitsgettin'heavy
Wildwildwestcoast
ThesearethegirlsIlovethemost
Imeantheones
Imeanlikeshe'stheone
Kissher
Touchher
Squeezeherbuns
Thegirl'safreak
Shedriveajeep
InLagunaBeach
I'mokay
Iwon'tplay
Ilovethebay
JustlikeIloveLA
Venicebeach
AndPalmSprings
Summertimeiseverything
Homeboys
Bangin'out
Allthatass
Hangin'out
Bikinis,zucchinis
Martinis,noweenies
JusttheKing
AndtheQueeny
Katymylady(yeah)
Lookieherebaby(uhhuh)
I'malluponya
Cuzyou'rerepresentin'California(ohhhyeahh)
[Katy:]
Californiagirls
We'reunforgettable
DaisyDukes
Bikinisontop
Sun-kissedskin
Sohot
We'llmeltyourpopsicle
OoooohOhOooooh
Californiagirls
We'reundeniable
Fine,fresh,fierce
Wegotitonlock
Westcoastrepresent
(Westcoast,westcoast)
Nowputyourhandsup
OoooohOhOooooh
[SnoopDogg:]
(Californiaaa,Californiaaa)
Californiagirlsman
Ireallywishyouallcouldbe
Californiagirls
(Californiaaa)
Death: HAPPY? THERES YOUR SNOOP DOGG!
Della:you are so weird...
WEIRD IS NICE!i'll be back!(mwa hahaha...XD)
Death: next is Hayamika!
I want some family bonding! So, Zim and Gir, hug each other. And Dib and Gaz, hug each other, too!
If you all do this without complaining, I'll give Zim some new explody devices, Gir a cupcake, Dib som new paranormal equipmet and Gaz another GameSlave.
Gaz: NO!
Zim: NO!
Death: I guess that even wouldn't help! Next is the girl who changes name a lot, the mad hattress of horror!
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT ICE CREAM! *to bad my brother ate majority of it. That cow.*
Bad News: My mom now thinks I'm a demon with how swift my recovery was.
*Not surprising because everyone thinks I'm inhuman just because I can make anything I want happen at any time.* Oh well.
Zim: *I am in serious pain for typing this and the fact that I could just imagine this* I want someone to get back from the stars and tie him to a chair or somethin. Zim has to *NO DISGUISE* give him a lap dance while Love Game by Lady Gaga plays in the background. FOR 20 MINUTES YOU MUST DANCE-LAPPY-RUBBY-THING! *smacks him in the back of the head* MEWV YOUR TONED ASS, BIZNITCH!
Death/Dib: *falls over laughing* oh my god!
ZIM: NO! * shows up*
: *getting tied in a chair*
Death: *plays love game*
Zim: *giving the scared a lap dance*
Gir: I can't be seen with you now homie!
Death: *laughing hard* this is messed up!
*Zim is done with the lap dance*
Gir: Go on a date with an IDog. Her name is Gato. *yes, Gato is spanish for Cat. I know that.*
GiR: *leaves for his date*
Gaz: Go pour 3 tubes of Nail Polish on your eye's and then swallow some gasoline. *If anyone wants to take advantage of this situation...You know? Just sayin. Evil little girl with a flammable substance inside her…..* And if you don't get hurt in anyway after this, then go do something you know will severely hurt you.
Death: ok Gaz do it!
Gaz: grrrr *puts nail polish in her eyes then drinks gasoline, she explodes*
Death: that's nice
Dib: BRING MY SISTER BACK!
Death: FINE!
A/N: This chapter will be split in half kk?