Yay! wrote the next chapter, Thank You ArukaSakami for giving me the idea, so enjoy~

I do no own Vampire Knight, if I did...hehe..a lot of things would be different.

As Akatsuki and I searched the kitchen for food dye we stumbled upon a…..

A kitty! It was not just any old kitty it had a hide of black and white spots, eyes that shone like emerald pearls that matched Aidou's perfectly. But the absolutely cutest thing about it was how a huge red bow clung to its fertile body. Aidou couldn't help squealing at the adorableness, he was just about to clomp it but Akatsuki stopped him.

"What is it Akatsuki, I was just about to clomp that cat!"

Akatsuki stared at his cousin expertly, "Hanasuba, look closer at that cat."

Aidou stared at it until his eyelids started to hurt, "I don't see anything, but it seems to be giving off major adorable wave rays."

"Ughh, idiot, that's Rima's cat!' "Oh wait a second your right, but what's it doing here, it never leaves Rima's room for anything."

Aidou quickly withdrew his hands, and tried to control his undeniable urge to hug the cute little kitty cat. He remembered the first time he met her cat and tried to play with it. Rima was so pissed, it one of the scariest things he had ever seen in his life.

Aidou was sleeping quietly when he suddenly heard a high pitched meow coming from his curtain drawn curtains. He tried to ignore it, but it was unrelenting, and it continued its annoying meow.

Then he suddenly felt a large thump on his tummy, the cat had somehow jumped form a window ledge onto Aidou. Aidou was so surprised that he started screaming Akatsuki's name like there was a manic was on the loose and he was hiding under Aidou's bed.

Of course Akatsuki didn't care enough to listen, thinking it was another one of his foolish cousin's antics, and stayed an unmoving lump on his bed. So in a state of fear, he threw the kitten across the room and jumped on top of Akatsuki's bed. He sat on Akatsuki's side ribs, crying as his life depended on it.

"Hanasuba! I told you not to disturb me."

"No, you didn't, you were thinking it but forgot to voice it out loud." Akatsuki was still half asleep, so he didn't catch much of what his cousin had told him.

"Umm… what?"

"Urgh, never mind, look at that creature that attacked me!" he pointed his finger accusingly at the wincing kitten.

"Hana, that's a kitten, not anywhere near a vicious creature."

Aidou hesitantly tip-toed a little closer to get a good look at his 'attacker'. It was just a tiny kitten and it looked harmless, Aidou felt guilty about what he'd done.

He tried to touch the injured animal, but it scampered away in fear that it would get mercilessly flung against a wall again. It somehow did a fly/jump cat thing, and got on the window's ledge again.

Since the moon dorm was built to be a mansion that was indestructible for vampires, it was really high. When I say high, I mean 7 stories high and if a small kitten jumped off, then it'd be a sin burned humpty dumpty all over again.

"Come here kitty, kitty, I promise I won't hurt you."

He kept on trying to lure the kitty from the ledge. Until finally the little rascal got tired of Aidou's pleas and decided to jump. It well straight down and landed on a certain pocky eating pair, Rima and Shiki.

Of course at the time, Aidou had no idea this was Rima's cat and claimed it as his own thinking that it was a stray. He screamed out a little too loudly, "Hey, can you pocky stealing jerks pass me my new kitten, it fell from the ledge."

Rima looked up angrily at Aidou, her eyes were blood shot red at her fingers had 12 inch claws sticking out of them.

"You buffoon, this is my cat; I've been looking for it the entire morning, and why in the world is it on my head. Did you throw it down here?"

"Of course I didn't throw it, and how can you prove that it's yours, I haven't heard anything about you buying one."

"That's because Shiki gave it to me as a gift this morning, but it got loose."

"Well obviously someone doesn't know how to take proper care of their pets."

At that last moment Aidou could've sworn that her hair turned a different color. She swiftly threw lightly bolts at well…lightning speed.

Fortunately, Akatsuki came into the seen and moved Aidou just in time from the window and saved him from becoming a burnt vampire cupcake with no icing, because that would be sad.

But of course all plans have a down side and that was that the Chairman did not allow the moon dorms to have steel doors. So, Rima came up stairs and pushed Akastuki into a closet while she literally beat the crap out of Aidou for almost murdering her adorable kitten.

Now that Aidou had recollected his memories, he quickly picked up his ruined soup and ran up the stairs to his bed room to cry. But this was extremely hard considering that Akatsuki tripped him, he had a giant bowl of soup in his hands and let's not forget that the adorable cat started to purr, which distracted Aidou a lot.

Luckily while Aidou was falling in slow motion he used his genius mind to freeze the soup before it hit the ground so it wouldn't spill. He succeed and did a victory dance, but then akatsuki ripped that pot from his hands and put it back in the oven.

"Hanasuba, we haven't put the food dye in yet and you don't have to run from the thing, just don't touch it."

"Oh, well ok, so what exactly does a bottle of food dye look like?"

WELL? Was it good, or really bad? If you thought it had at least some remote potential please do give me some new ideas, it'll be fun~