Me: I'm back!
Caixsa: I hope you didn't take too long...
Korrax: Me too. I don't want another gun pointed at me.
Zoxey: Well, if Hawk updated this more frequently...
Me: HEY! It's not my fault that I'm stuck with this story right now. I've been planning too many new stories. The ideas just keep buzzing round my skull.
Caixsa: Well, it's up now. And me and Korrax are back.
Korrax: Yay!
Me: Well, here's the holiday!
All: YAY!
?3: Hey!
Me: Oh yeah! I have good news for Twilight Prince of the Sword, or whatever your name is.
?3: Yep. Hawk is putting us in!
Me: Oh, and Xarther and GoldPhantom, I'm sorry about not putting in your Ocs, but GoldPhantom's didn't follow what I asked, and the name of Xarther's doesn't work. Sorry you two.
When the sun came up in The World That Never Was, four people were awake. Well, the sun didn't really come up. It's kind of hard when there wasn't one. But hey! One did rise in Xirama's room, so why not? But I'm getting carried away.
Anyway, four people were up before dawn would have come, if not for the matter concerning the sun, or rather lack of. I'll go through them in numerical order.
Xemnas was standing in his needlessly dramatic pose on the Alter of Naught. Saix was with him. "Oh, Kingdom Hearts! Soon you shall be mi...ours!" he declared to the heart shaped moon. I really hated when this happened. The only thing that was really worth commenting on was the fact that Saix was staring at Xemnas. More specifically, at Xemnas' rear. Once Saix realized I knew, he looked towards Kingdom Hearts, blushing slightly.
Meanwhile, Caixsa was lying awake in bed. Not alone in his bed though, Korrax was sharing it with him. He was spooned around said pinkette. Both of them fully clothed, before any hentai out there start to think otherwise. Caixsa was simply lying there, playing with the hair on his boyfriend's head with one hand, the other around the other's waist. He had a small, content smile on his face and a glow of happiness in his eyes.
All the while, Zoxey was wandering around the castle, searching for any trace of Caixsa. After his fight, nobody had seen any sign of him. Or Korrax, oddly. Then something clicked in her head. She hadn't check his bedroom! She punched the wall in annoyance. Why hadn't she thought of that before! She ran to the Corridor of Eternal Rest, finding Caixsa's bedroom quickly.
She knocked gently, and when there wasn't a reply, she pushed the door open, gasping at what she saw. "W-What the f***?"
"Wha-What are you doing here?" Caixsa asked, whispering so as to not wake Korrax. He untangled himself and stood, Zoxey thanking Nyx that he had clothes on.
"I was looking for you." She said.
"Why?"
"I thought you might like a bit of help adjusting." She said.
"To what?" She tapped her eye-patch. "Ah. Well, that could be helpful. Thanks for offering Zoxey."
"No problem. Grey Area?" She suggested. "I don't mind waiting until you're finished with flower boy there." She added.
"W-What!" He spluttered, loudly. Loud enough to wake Korrax.
"Morning." He yawned, stretching . He opened his eyes. "Wait, what's Zoxey doing here?" He asked, curious.
"It's just about my eye."
"Ah. Well, I'm going off to my room now." Korrax said, landing to leave. He gave Caixsa a quick peck on the cheek before leaving. Caixsa blushed.
"Um, is it fine to talk now?" He asked.
"All right." Zoxey said. "For a start..." Since I cannot be bothered to write out the entire conversation, I wont.
Meanwhile, Xirama was waking up. "YAY! Holiday!" She squealed before changing and running out of her room, planning on waking everyone up so that they could all enjoy every last minute of it.
Leixym wasn't having any of it. "Go back to sleep, you f***ing idiot!" She yelled at the raven haired girl.
"We have to get up! It's half seven!" Xirama argued.
"Yeah. And I prefer lie ins on holiday." Leixym said. "No, unless you want to meet Davy Jones, I suggest you leave." Xirama took the advice, deciding to wake up everybody else.
Within half and hour, everybody but Leixym and Kraxnf were awake. Kraxnf woke for about a minute to tell Xirama that he was going to sleep the day away, then fell back to sleep.
Soon, Xirama, Xion, Xigbar, Xaldin, Onyxz and Korrax were in the Grey Area, just sitting there chatting, along with drinks.
"So. Who do you all like?" Xigbar asked randomly. Korrax spluttered in his strawberry milkshake and starting to panic. He and Caixsa had decided to keep their relationship secret, so he didn't know what to say.
"I love the boy right next to you!" Xirama told them. Xion sighed.
"For the last time, Xirama, I am a GIRL! I could even prove it to you later." She said. "I'm not going to do it in front of all of these lecherous guys, though. Not you though Korrax, you don't strike me as tghe type."
"Don't worry."
"Now, you Xion?" Onyxz asked. She blushed.
"Well, there is someone." She admitted. "But I'm not telling any of you."
"And it's the same with me." Korrax told them.
"Well, I have a crush on Larxene." Onyxz told them.
"We know." The other five replied in sync. The golden-eyed boy blinked.
"How did you know?" He asked.
"You are constantly flirting with her." Xaldin replied. "Now, why don't we move away from this silly topic and figure out how we can encourage Luxord to play Bang!." As if on cue, Luxord walked in. Well, more lurched. He just finished his morning twelve pints.
I was starting to wonder how his liver coped.
Xaldin pulled the box with the card game western out from under the sofa. Luxord? Would you care to join?" He asked.
"Sshy not..." He slurred, dropping on to the sofa, too drunk to care that the game had been called idiotic by himself the last five times it had emerged.
Elsewhere in the castle, the Library of Lunatics was also rather a rather popular place for people, with seven people inhabiting it. Caixsa, Sejox, Zexion, Zoxey, Lavonax, Leixym and Kraxnf, the latter two having finally woken up, were dotted around the room. Zexion was sat at one of the tables, reading 'New Moon'. Lavonax was there with him, reading a collection of books by the Brothers Grimm. Zoxey and Leixym were sat at another table, the former reading the book 'Devil's Kiss', while the latter was reading 'Compass Murphy', simply because it is set mostly on the ocean. Sejox was at a third table and Kraxnf at yet another, reading books I had not seen the name of. Finally, Caixsa was stood, leaning against a wall not covered in shelves of books, reading a book entitled 'Among Thieves', chuckling on occasion.
Meanwhile, Vexen was in his lab. "Hmm..." He muttered, staring at test tube filled with some pink liquid. "I wonder..." He pulled out a small vial, and measured out an exact volume of the liquid inside, about a quarter of a milliliter. The liquid turned pitch black. "That should do it. Now...who would be a good test subject...?" He asked himself, starting on making a second sample of the liquid.
As Vexen was being creepy, Axel, Lexaeus and Roxas were in one of the various training rooms. Not the one that Zoxey destroyed though. That was further down the corridor. "Three, two, one, fight!" Roxas called from the side of one of the arenas. Lexaeus and Axel dashed forwards, bringing their weapons together. They jumped back apart, but soon met again. As they jumped apart, Axel feinted with a chakram, which Lexaeus instinctively blocked, before hitting the Silent Hero smack in the face with the other. "And Axel wins. Now, time for round seventy four." Roxas told them. "Now, three, two, one, fight!"
"Hold still Stencil." Xasech told said being sternly. I can't fix you if you keep squirming."
"But Chasey! It hurts!" Stencil complained. "And Palette keeps poking me!"
"Shush you!" Palette told him.
"Now now Stencil. Besides, I need him here. I need to try a couple of things next."
"Why don't I keep Palette on the other side of the room?" Crayon suggested.
"Palette. You heard her."
"Aww. I liked torturing Stencil..." He moaned before going back to the other side of the room.
"Now stop fidgeting. I can't fix your zip if you keep on moving."
"Sorry Chasey."
"And I'm called Xasech now."
"Ok Xa."
Uxye was lying on his bed. Soft, quiet music played in the darkened room. He sighed. "Saix..." He muttered, staring into the darkness in front of his eyes.
Marluxia and Larxene were in the garden. Marluxia was there to neaten his 'babies', while Larxene was mostly there to get away from Onyxz. "So how are you coping with the 'lecherous thief'?" The Graceful Assassin asked. The Savage Nymph sighed.
"Why do you always ask me that? If I've resorted to hiding in your garden, you know it must be bad."
"True." He said, pulling up some weeds that were threatening a dahlia he was particularly fond of. "And how is it with..."
"The same as last time. He is as clueless as ever."
"Really? Well, if I were a girl..."
"Not that you aren't close enough already..." Larxene muttered under her breath.
"...then I would just tell him." He advised.
"Oh, like I would take advice from a flower man." She joked.
"Hey! Don't tease my babies!" She shouted at her before leaning towards a petunia. "Sorry. Was I too loud?" He asked. Larxene yelled in frustration and walked off towards the training rooms, ready to take out some of her stress on punching bags.
"Hi guys!" Demyx cheered as he walked into the Grey Area.
"Where have you been Demyx?" Xion asked.
"I was choosing an outfit." He told them. He was wearing a light blue t-shirt with a large, white musical note on the area underneath his left arm. He was also wearing dark blue jeans and shoes, another musical note, this one light blue, on the outside of the heels, as well as on the toe.
"Wait, you mean we could wear whatever we want?" Xigbar asked.
"Yup!"
Xigbar let loose a torrent of curses so foul that even censoring them would do no good. He ended up with a smelly sock covering his nose. "Eww!" He finished.
"What was even the point in this chapter?" Xion asked.
"None what so ever, it seems." Korrax answered the rhetorical question.
"True."
I let the two of them go, seeing as how I agreed with them on this.
Me: There we go. Now Caixsa is safe.
Caixsa: (Takes deep breaths as the sycthe is removed from around his neck)
Korrax: Yay! You're safe.
Zoxey: Must you keep on doing this Nyx?
?: Probably because it's fun.
?3: Weren't you tied up?
?: I'm in the next chapter. He had to untie me.
?2: As are we.
?3: Really!
Me: Yes. Now, seeing as how I have nothing to say but that all of the books are real books, see you all next time!
Xasech: Don't forget. Palette, Crayon and Stencil all belong to Broken Locket.
Caixsa: Who?