I do not 'fall out' nor do I 'sleep'. I think... Deeply. Get your facts straight. –SH

You think deeply. Riiiiight. –JW

Of course I do, John –SH

Stamford says hi. –JW

... Out drinking with your little friends again are you. –SH

Maybe. –JW

Well. Do try and be quiet when you come home drunk this time, John. –SH

Maybe. –JW

You're incorrigible. –SH

You love it. –JW

You're drunk. –SH

You're incredibly perceptive. As usual. –JW

It's not too difficult to know that much, John. –SH

Not too difficult to know you butter my parsnips
–JW

Your eyes gorgeous. –JW

I appreciate your existence. –JW

Right. I have work to do. I don't need to deal with your drunken idiosyncrasies. Try not to kill yourself on the stairs. –SH

My eyes are nothing of the sort. They're quite normal. –SH

Nope. They're the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. So light. You can't tell me I'm wrong about something subjective. –JW

They are my eyes. I can object to anything I want. –SH

And I can tell you you're wrong and it's my opinion and I think they are the most beautiful eyes in existence. –JW

I think you've had enough to drink, John. –SH

I win, ardent eyes. –JW

No. You're drunk. Don't confuse the two, John –SH

I'll say the same in the morning after kissing you while sober. –JW

Don't you have your little friends there with you? Why are you bothering to text me while drunk? You know I have work to do. –SH

Because you're letting me bother you. –JW

I've told you I am busy. Just like I've told you to stop drinking, you've had quite enough for one night –SH

Doesn't mean you're listening to me. –SH

Maybe you should come take me home if you think I should stop. – JW

You are quite capable of taking a cab. You've done it before. –SH

Besides. This experiment went a bit... messy. I need a shower. –SH

I'm feeling a bit hot. Mind if I join you? –JW

There are several things wrong with that idea, John. For one, you won't make it home in time. I don't take showers for that long. Two, a shower while drunk isn't the smartest of ideas. Three, I don't take advantage of drunk men in the shower. –SH

:( –JW

Don't give me that drunken frown face. –SH

:((((((( –JW

... –SH

Fine. IF you make it home before I am out. But coming from across town I doubt it. –SH