We're out of tea. –SH

Which blends? –JW

Earl Gray and Chamomile. –SH

Will swing by and get them before I come home. –JW

When will you be coming home exactly? –SH

About a half hour? –JW

Hmn. I see –SH

Don't rush home. I am... Dealing with something. –SH

Occupied then are you? –JW

Dealing with a business engagement. –SH

? –JW

Nothing to concern yourself with, John. Just get the tea. –SH

Of course. –JW

Good man. –SH

Don't mock me when I control the tea supply. –JW

I wasn't intending to mock you, John. –SH

Do tell me when you leave the store. –SH

So you can clean up 'business'? –JW

So I can make sure he's not here when you get home. Don't make it sound like I'm lying, John. I don't lie. –SH

I know you don't lie. Honestly what should I care if you're conducting business? You conduct it all the time around me. –JW

You're angry. –SH

I'm angry at a bloke at work. Not you. –JW

Liar, liar, pants on fire. –SH.

Sorry. My phone was being preoccupied. That wasn't me. –SH

Who on earth are you with? –JW

Doesn't matter. He'll be gone soon. –SH

It was reminiscent of a certain psychotic bastard. –JW

Why hello there Johnny boy. (Unlisted Number)

Jim. –JW

Misssss meeee ;) (Unlisted Number)

No. –JW

Aw~ Come on, Johnny. Sherlock did~ (Unlisted Number)

I bet. –JW

Oh but he did. You should have seen our little reunion, Johnny boy~ (Unlisted Number)

John? –SH

We're not out of tea. –JW

... I don't know what you're talking about, John. Of course we are. –SH

No, you're not~ (Unlisted Number)

Thanks. Thanks for that. –JW

He doesn't want you here, Johnny. Not when I'm with him ;) (Unlisted Number)

Are you picking some up, John? –SH

Tell your boyfriend to can it. –JW

John? –SH

What? –JW

What's gotten into you? –SH

Yes, Johnny whatever is the matter? (Unlisted Number)

Bloody hell! –JW

John, get a hold of yourself. It's just tea. –SH

Oh, it's far more than that, Johnny boy. And you know it. (Unlisted Number)

He's screwing with me, Sherlock. Moriarty is messing with me. –JW

Jim? –SH

Come home at once. –SH

No, stay out longer and play, Johnny boy~ (Unlisted Number)

Sherlock he's tapped into my phone somehow. –JW

Come home now. The way we went to avoid Mycroft after the double suicides. –

SH

The back alleys really aren't that safe, Johnny. (Unlisted Number)

What if he knows... –JW

John, you need to calm down. –SH

Where are you? –SH

Yes, John. Come out come out wherever you are~ (Unlisted Number)

Sherlock I'm fine. I'm going to come home. I'm not giving you my location because

he'll see it. –JW

Don't be ridiculous, Johnny. I don't care where you are. I have my eyes on a much

bigger prize. (Unlisted Number)

Sherlock. Meet me at the Armenian's Hallow. –JW

I can be there in 5 –SH

If that's how you want to play it then, Johnny boy. (Unlisted Number)