Summary: Derek gets a number and reads the last digit wrong, and ends up texting someone else.
Derek woke up with a mighty hangover and a piece of paper stuck to his forehead.
He took the piece of paper off of his head trying to remember what happened last night. He looked around and saw empty beer bottles and a bright pink bra hanging from the nightstand.
Oh yeah, there was a party here last night.
Derek looked down at the piece of paper. It had a phone number on it, probably the sexy blonde chick from last night. He read the number over, ready to put it in his phone, but he couldn't tell what the last didgit.
He guessed it was a seven and but the number into his contacts and sent a message.
To: sexy blonde chick [9:07am]: Hey sexy(;
Derek didn't receive a reply for a few hours.
From: sexy blonde chick [12:34pm]: Who's this?
To: sexy blonde chick [12:36pm]: That hot as hell guy from last night(;
From: sexy blonde chick [12:39pm]: Well *someone* thinks highly of themselves
To: sexy blonde chick [12:41pm]: C'mon, you *can't* tell me you didn't have the best night of your life last night(;
From: sexy blonde chick [12:44pm]: Well, yes. Ready for round 2 tonight(;
To: sexy blonde chick [12:46pm]: How about now, sexy? What color unerwear are you wearing?
From: sexy blonde chick [12:47pm:]: Not wearing any(;
To: sexy blonde chick [12:48pm]: God, thats such a fucking turn on.
From: sexy blonde chick [12:52pm]: If I were there, I'd grab you, use one of my hands to grab your cock, and the other hand would be pulling on your hair. I'd be sittin in your lap by now, and I'd kiss you right under your jaw in that spot that turns you on…
Derek's hand absentmindedly drifted towards his crotch.
To: sexy blonde chick [12:54pm]: I'm so fucking hard right now
From: sexy blonde chick [12:55pm]: mmm … me too…
To: sexy blonde chick [12:59pm]: Wait. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
From: sexy blonde chick [1:00pm]: …Sebastian?
To: sexy blonde chick [1:01pm]: I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BLONDE GIRL FROM LAST NIGHT. THIS IS DEREK
From: sexy blonde chick [1:04pm]: Well, I could still take care of your little problem. I'm just down the hallway.
Derek got up and peeked outside in the hallway. He saw that no one was coming, so he raced into Sebastian's room to be 'taken care of'