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Mother has written me. She has sent me yet another letter telling me what a failure I am, a disappointment, unworthy of the Moste Noble and Ancient House of Black. She tells me how she doesn't love me. I wonder, if that's true, why doesn't she just stop writing? I take another swig of whiskey.

And I'm caught.