It was raining today. In December. In Canada. Life is all sorts of weird right now. I will never forgive CORPORATIONS, whom I've decided to blame for the lack of snow. Anyway, leave a review. Be wonderful. *blows a kiss in a whimsical sort of way*
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vi. damsel in distress
...
once upon a onceuponatime
you had friends
you had a daddy dearest
you had a brother
…
but then the conflict started
and the friends ditched and died
and the daddy dearest got a new baby girl
and the brother turned out to be a traitor
…
and instead of gritting your teeth
and bearing it like a lipgloss girl
instead of saying, oh well
and moving on with life in true
damsel in distress fashion,
you made the change
from princess to prat
from damsel to witch
from good to bad
…
and you know what?
you love it
you love that there's more to you than
oh-he's-so-hot-I'm-so-in-love-oh-baby-please-look-this-way
because you've never been one for pining
you've never understood the concept of patience
and anyways,
you're hot enough that you can get away with it
…
so what if you're the evil witch?
the villain that nobody but the weird and delusional root for?
at least you have substance
at least you have a tortured background that gives people sympathy for you
(not that you want it, but still)
at least you have an excuse to cackle every onceinawhile
because a girl should cackle every onceinawhile
…
and anyways,
at least you aren't still waiting to be rescued.