Because once upon a time, The Best Friend asked her brothers which HP movie they were watching. The younger one replied, "The Happy Princess". And also because I've decided to hold off on that Mario/HP crossover crackfic. For now.

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ix. princess posture

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oh, you're beautiful, honey

you're a princess, gorgeous

life is your crown

and you were born to wear it

you've got your gowns of friends

sequins sparkle from your deep brown eyes

and you're beautiful, honey

because honey, you taste better than honey

and you were born to wear that crown

so keep your head held high

you don't want to blend in with the paupers

you're a princess, remember?

so act that way

and find your prince charming

and when you find him

he's your prince charming

and your happy ever after

but prince charming turns out to be

a onceuponatimefarfaraway

and keeps getting further and further away

until you find yourself stranded in a story

that is not your own, but that of a princess

aren't you happy, beautiful?

that's what you wanted, isn't it?

to be a princess?

keep your head held high

because you're gorgeous, darling

and let's face it

he was no prince

he wasn't fit to wear the crown

of your love

that tiara remains yours

and yours alone

but do you want to be forever alone?

you don't

because princesses aren't cat ladies

they are gown ladies and tea ladies and crown ladies

and you've got a happy ever after, just waiting for you

so, gorgeous, you keep your head held high

even when they claw at you

pummel you

push you to the ground

you're no fallen angel, gorgeous

you're a princess,

and no scars will steal your crown

and even if you don't get the glory

you're not listed among their royalty

and let's face it, you aren't known for your loyalty

you're still a princess, honey

and your happy ever after is out there

waiting for you

so keep your head held high, gorgeous

make sure that crown still fits

you don't look too happy

but isn't this what you wanted?