So I am returned but exams are next week and Parents are being Parental about them. So yanno. Limited updates maybe. (Guess what? I just finished reading Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony and am freaking. So bad.) But hey. Can you spell r-e-v-i-e-w? *smiles encouragingly*
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xiv. spell-check
So, I know you're beautiful. And perfect. And that you're a daughter of Aphrodite, so you definitely know how to spell m-a-s-c-a-r-a. But can you spell b-a-c-k-s-t-a-b-b-e-r?
No? How about d-a-d-d-y-i-s-s-u-e-s? Is that one too hard? Here's one, try m-o-m-m-y-p-r-o-b-l-e-m-s. Too long? Here's one I'm sure you can spell: s-u-p-e-r-i-o-r-i-t-y-c-o-m-p-l-e-x - or is that too complex? How about c-o-n-d-e-s-c-e-n-d-i-n-g?
Are these getting too long, too hard, too truthful? Here's one, short and simple and not-so-sweet: b-i-t-c-h.