Thank you lovelydasom for reviewing, you are now 1 out of 5 reviews away from the first marker! Also, Risako-chan, I would like to inform you that you get a special reward for being the wonderfully loyal person you are and being the first reviewer! All of your requests will be fulfilled for this episode!
Lights turn on to reveal a stage with Koharu and Tenshi sitting in matching stools with the Jar of Doom sitting between them on a high glass table. Muffled yells can be heard from somewhere in the dark corners of the stage.
"Welcome to the second episode of Truth from a Ninja Slave everyone! I am your host Koharu Veddette with my wonderful comrade in crime, Tenshi Veddette," Koharu introduced, nudging Tenshi so she'd stop staring towards the muffled yells. "We are very excited tonight because our first requester sent us so many requests that we were able to make this episode out of them."
"We're excited," Tenshi murmured absently, still staring towards the muffled yells.
"Sadly, we do not have any questions, so I will only be an assistant to Tenshi for this episode," Koharu informed the audience. She turned to see that Tenshi was still staring towards the shadows where the muffled yells are coming from. "Tenshi, please introduce the first request."
"Huh?" Tenshi muttered, looking back at Koharu. "Oh, right. Our first request came from lovelydasom, or, as Koharu likes to call her, Risako. She would like to fulfill my wish of seeing Karin duct taped to the wall for an entire episode. Her only stipulation was that it has to be done in neon blue and green tape."
"Which you saw no problem in doing," Koharu muttered, snapping her fingers so the lights would turn on in the corner. The lights revealed the red head strapped to the wall with green duct tape across her mouth. Blue duct tape surrounded her to form stars as the green duct tape held her to the wall in what looked to be a giant cocoon. "You had too much fun with that."
Tenshi smiled at her as she twirled an empty cardboard ring around her slim hand. Karin's muffled yells grew in intensity at the sight of the camera, as if she was trying to get someone to help her down. Tenshi ignored the yells as Koharu stared at Karin's flailing head, the younger girl picking up the stack of note cards that held all of the requests on them.
"Hey, Koharu! You'll like this next one," Tenshi called to her friend, drawing Koharu's attention. Tenshi went over to the Jar of Doom and opened the lid. "Lovelydasom wants to see Kakashi with his mask off and half naked."
"She does?" Koharu asked eagerly, not even bothering to mask her excitement. Tenshi nodded as she reached into the Jar. With a soft grunt, she pulled Kakashi Hatake out of the Jar and placed him on her stool.
"What are you doing?" Kakashi asked in a monotone voice, watching as Tenshi reached back into the Jar. His visible eye widened when he saw her pull out a large stack of his graphic novels.
"Lovelydasom also asked for Kakashi to have no access to Icha Icha of any kind," Tenshi read off the note card.
"W-What?" Kakashi stuttered, trying to stand, but found that he was forced to sit in the chair by some force.
"I think we forgot to mention that our wonderous sponsor, Yuko-san's Wish Shop, sent us talismans that allowed us to control people as we wish," Koharu murmured, taking a step towards Kakashi. She smiled sweetly at him before she reached out and grabbed the collar of his vest. With a swift pull, the vest was pulled off of its owner and thrown across that stage. "Vest down, mask and shirt to go."
"Before that, have you seen the lighter?" Tenshi asked, searching around the Jar of Doom for any sign of the object.
"You didn't send it down into the Jar where Sasuke can get to it, did you?" Koharu asked, busying herself with untying the knot Kakashi used to keep his head band on.
"Uh, I don't think I did," Tenshi said quickly, shuffling away from the Jar to go search backstage. Koharu sighed, giving up on the knot. She reached down towards his leg, Kakashi stiffening at the sight of her hand. Koharu giggled as she opened his kunai pack and pulled out one of the ninja blades. With a sharp tug, she cut through the head band and let it fall to the ground. As she began to pull off his shirt, Tenshi returned with a triumphant grin. "Got rid of them in our dressing room's fireplace."
"Good idea," Koharu complimented as she tossed the navy article of clothing to the side. Tenshi walked over to them to inspect Koharu's work on Kakashi.
"Do you think we can get away with more than just half naked?" she asked in a low whisper.
"Without turning this to rated M, I don't think so," Koharu sighed sadly. The two smiled at each other before simultaneously grabbing onto Kakashi's mask. Both of them pulled, ripping the mask in two. The cousins gasped at the sight of Kakashi. Large, cherry red lips were the first thing their eyes saw when his mask was removed along with a small, slim nose. Koharu staggered back a step. "There's no way those are his lips."
Tenshi poked his lips experimentally. "They feel real."
"Are you sure they aren't some kind of illusion?" Koharu murmured, completely torn up at the sight of the large lips.
"We could always test our other new toy to make sure," Tenshi suggested, making Koharu brighten considerably.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present to you a gift to us from Yuko-san's own treasure house," Koharu introduced as Tenshi brought out a small blue bag with a black butterfly on it. "Full Moon Dust, which will reveal the true look of anything with just one pinch!"
"On sale now at your local wish shop," Tenshi finished in a flat tone, taking a pinch of the pearl like dust and throwing it in Kakashi's face. Kakashi sneezed as some of the dust got into his nose. Koharu squealed in delight when she saw his face after he sat up straight from his sneeze. His lips were no longer swollen and red, but thin and a soft pink, complimenting the rest of his handsome features.
"I love you Risako-chan," Koharu smiled at the camera before she dove to sit in Kakashi's lap. Tenshi shook her head and turned back to the camera to announce the next request.
"Lovelydasom would also like to see Naruto and Sasuke hand cuffed together in a club atmosphere," Tenshi explained the dare as she moved over to the Jar of Doom. She reached in it as Koharu jumped up from Kakashi's lap. Tenshi pulled out two pairs of handcuffs as Koharu returned with a large stereo system and Hatsune Miku following right after it.
"Why's she here?" Tenshi asked, eyeing Hatsune Miku as the teal haired girl began to set up the sound equipment.
"I figured a pop diva would be best at making a club atmosphere for us," Koharu explained as she walked over to the Jar of Doom. She reached in and pulled out Sasuke, who somehow was still only dressed in his bathrobe. Tenshi chuckled as she reached in and violently pulled Naruto out, the blonde crying from his hair being pulled so roughly.
"Oh shut up, Sasuke probably does worse to you in bed," Tenshi reprimanded him. Both boys blushed and refused to look at each other. Tenshi sighed and handcuffed each of their left arms.
"Are we ready, Miku-chan?" Koharu called to their DJ as Tenshi finished handcuffing the confused ninjas together. Hatsune Miku nodded as she began playing a loud techno song that just screamed bad things were going to happen. The two boys just stared at their feet as the music played as Koharu went over and dragged Kakashi to his feet. As she backed up with Kakashi, Koharu bumped into Naruto, forcing the blonde into Sasuke's chest.
"Why do I hear a fangirl scream?" Tenshi murmured as she watched Naruto and Sasuke awkwardly dance together.
"Probably because Sasuke is almost completely naked and they're dancing to clubbing music," Koharu giggled as she danced with Kakashi. Tenshi shook her head again and brought out the request cards.
"Lovelydasom would also like to see some of the boys dressed up as the Ouran Highschool Host Club," she called to Koharu over the music. Koharu grinned evilly as she broke away from Kakashi.
"I'll handle getting the uniforms," she said as she skipped over to a door by where Karin was still struggling against the wall. Within moments, Koharu was back with six Ouran Highschool male uniforms.
"How did you get those?" Tenshi asked skeptically.
"I know a few people," Koharu giggled as she walked over to Sasuke and Naruto. She held out to uniforms to the still dancing boys. "You two will be Mori-senpai and Hunny-senpai. Now help each other dress."
Tenshi snickered as she watched Sasuke and Naruto just look at each other, obviously wondering how that was going to happen. Tenshi reached into the Jar of Doom and pulled out Sai. "Kyouya."
Koharu nodded and dragged a confused Sai away from the Jar, handing him a uniform to change into. Tenshi pulled out Kiba and Akamaru from the Jar. "The twins."
Koharu shoved two uniforms in Kiba's arms as she pushed him in the direction of an open area.
"Since we have no choice on this one," Tenshi murmured as she reached into the Jar of Doom one final time. Koharu waited by her side as Tenshi fished around in the Jar for whoever she was looking for. Finally, she pulled out a blonde man by the name of Minato. "And Tamaki."
"Good choice," Koharu smiled at her friend, pulling Minato away and handing him the last uniform. Koharu turned to everyone and smiled. "Okay, you guys, change into those uniforms or suffer the wrath of rabid fangirls."
"Rabid whats?" Kiba asked, highly confused as he looked around.
"Just do it," Sasuke said in a high pitched tone, obviously taking the threat seriously. Everyone changed quickly and soon the new Naruto Host Club stood before the two hosts, Hatsune Miku, and Kakashi.
"Hey, Hunny-senpai, Mori-senpai, you're still supposed to be dancing," Koharu pointed at the two cosplayers. "I'm not paying Hatsune Miku to just be here for her health you know."
The two started before they began dancing with each other once again.
"Now, the next three requests by lovelydasom are pretty simple," Tenshi said as she flipped through the cards. "She, as a requester, is giving us hosts permission to each do whatever we want to any character. Also, she wants us to cut Neji's hair."
Koharu began pouting in Kakashi's lap as Tenshi moved to go pull Neji and a pair of scissors out of the Jar of Doom.
"What are you doing with those?" Neji asked as soon as he was settled on the stage and saw Tenshi near him with the large pair of sheers.
"Oh nothing," Tenshi answered, reaching out to grab him by his long hair. Neji tried to spin around and use his Byakugan on her, but found that he couldn't move. "Sorry, Neji, but this was a request and requests are the ruling power in this show."
Koharu covered her eyes as Tenshi brought the scissors down and made a clean cut across the back of his head. Koharu peeked through her fingers to see Neji's new hair cut as Tenshi released him and gasped. Neji's short hair was slightly wild, but still fit him. Koharu turned to Tenshi with grateful eyes.
"Can I use my free request now?" she asked eagerly, turning her attention back to Neji and his new look. Tenshi laughed and nodded her acceptance of Koharu's request. Koharu immediately dove for Neji and began dragging him off towards backstage. "I'll see you guys next episode! And remember, we can't put on a show unless you review!"
With that, she closed the door to backstage and muffled yells could be heard from Neji.
"I guess that's the end. Lovelydasom, I'll use my free request some other time since I have to clean up before the power goes out again," Tenshi said as she began gathering all of the characters to put back in the Jar. When everyone, but Neji was back in the Jar of Doom, Tenshi waved at the camera and walked away. The lights slowly went out on the stage, but in the faint glow of the dying lights you could see a half-naked Neji running out with Koharu right behind him and tackling him to the ground.