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Lights turned on to reveal Koharu and Tenshi in what looked to be a fight. The two had out knives and were attempting to hit each other as they danced around the stage.
"Um, Koharu-sama, the show is on," a quiet voice came from the darkness, causing the brunette to freeze. Tenshi took advantage of Koharu's moment of distraction and brought down her knife. Koharu squeaked as she jumped back, narrowly missing the knife's edge.
"Neji, I swear to Kami-sama that if you distract me again, you will face several nights worth of torture," Koharu called out to the meek figure in the corner. Koharu sighed and dropped into the stool that suddenly appeared behind her, Tenshi following suite as the Jar of Doom rolled into the space between them on its table. Koharu smiled as she attempted to fix her hair that was messed up from fighting. "Welcome everyone to this episode of Truth from a Ninja Slave. I am your host, Koharu, and this little demon is Tenshi."
Tenshi waved with the hand that was still holding her knife.
"Tonight, we will be starting things off with my part of the show, the truths portion," Koharu said eagerly, turning to Tenshi. "We really need to think of a better name than 'truths portion'."
Tenshi just shrugged and turned to the stack of blue note cards on the table. She picked them up and handed them to Koharu before she picked up the stack of green note cards that were sitting next to the Jar of Doom.
"Now, the truth portion of this show consists of us drawing out any of the characters and asking them whatever questions you may want to ask them," Koharu explained as Tenshi began setting up a wooden chair with talismans all over it. "To insure a truthful answer out of the characters, or us hosts, the questioned must sit in this chair that will punish you if you lie."
Tenshi shuddered at the thought of being punished by the chair.
"Now, Risako-chan wished for us to ask all of the characters from last episode what they thought of her requests," Koharu read off the note card. Tenshi smiled and pulled Karin out of the Jar. With a low chuckle, Tenshi strapped Karin to the Chair. "So Karin, what did you think of being duct taped to the wall for several hours?"
"I was surprised, but it wasn't anything I couldn't handle," Karin shrugged.
"Because you got to see Sasuke in a bathrobe," Tenshi chuckled.
"N-N-No!" Karin stuttered, blushing furiously. Tenshi and Koharu shared a look as Tenshi began to count down from three. As soon as she hit zero, Karin began to scream like a mad man. "What the hell?"
"Level one of the Chair's anti-lie defenses creates a mental picture of Orochimaru hula dancing for the questioned," Koharu explained with a smile. "The higher defenses have yet to be tested since everyone tends to tell the truth after seeing Orochimaru hula dance in a coconut bra and grass skirt."
Tenshi smirked as Karin seemed to slump forward, blood trickling from her mouth and 'X's replacing her eyes.
"Next," Tenshi said, unstrapping Karin to put her back in the Jar. Tenshi placed Karin back in the Jar and pulled Kakashi out. Koharu smiled broadly at the sight of Kakashi without his shirt or mask on. Tenshi strapped Kakashi to the Chair, the ninja looking at the strange chair around him.
"Kakashi, what did you think of us stripping you?" Koharu asked, giggling when she finished. Kakashi shrugged nonchalantly.
"Wouldn't be the first time someone tried to see my face," Kakashi admitted. Koharu pouted a little as she flipped to the next card. "Risako-chan would also like to know 'how awesome Icha Icha Paradise is' to you."
"The Icha Icha series is a great enjoyment to the typically boring routine of my life," Kakashi answered in a monotone voice. "I highly recommend the series to any adults who wish for something to read."
"Okay," Tenshi murmured, drawing out the word. She turned back to Koharu and nudged her. "Next question."
"Risako-chan would like to know how your hair ends up the way it does and how do you keep it like that," Koharu asked, reading off the note card.
"I wake up this way," Kakashi answered, looking up at his captors with a small smile.
"Ah, uh," Koharu stumbled, drawing out her note cards as she turned towards Tenshi with a light blush covering her cheeks. "Risako-chan wants to know about Sasuke and Naruto's reaction to her request."
Tenshi nodded and went to grab Kakashi. Koharu stopped her and smiled slightly.
"I, uh, Risako-chan wants to have him sit around half naked for the show," Koharu said quickly. Tenshi sighed and stepped away from Kakashi. The younger teen walked over to the Jar of Doom and opened the lid as Koharu untied Kakashi to take him to another chair. Tenshi pulled out the still handcuffed Sasuke and Naruto from the Jar. Tenshi stuffed them into the Chair and strapped them in together. Koharu came back to the Chair with her notecards. "Sasuke first, what did you think of being handcuffed to Naruto and forced to dance to club music?"
Sasuke humphed. "I have lots of feelings regarding that."
Koharu and Tenshi shared a knowing look at his words before Koharu turned to Sasuke again. "Also, Risako-chan would like to know how you get your hair like that and how it stays that way."
"I don't do anything to it," Sasuke mumbled, shaking his head as if to prove his point. "It just sits like that."
Tenshi chuckled at the sight of the shaking hair at the back of his head. Koharu smiled slightly as she turned to Naruto.
"Risako-chan wants to know your feelings towards being handcuffed to Sasuke and forced to dance together," she said, grinning happily at the slightly younger blonde.
Naruto blushed lightly. "It was stupid and embarrassing and I'm never going to do something like that again and. . . OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
"That would be the Chair's defensive technique," Koharu said with a small giggle. Tenshi also chuckled at the sight of Sasuke looking at him with pure shock in his eyes. "At the moment, you are watching Orochimaru hula dance in nothing more than a coconut bra and grass skirt."
"MAKE IT STOP!" Naruto yelled, trying to raise his hands to cover his eyes, but forced to stop by the leather straps of the Chair. The doors burst open at his scream to reveal an older looking ninja with long white hair and wooden sandals on his feet.
"I have come to save you, Naruto," Jiraiya called out in what was supposed to be a heroic manner. His face fell slightly when he saw most of Team 7 tied up around the room and two teen girls whispering to each other.
"How did Risako-chan know?" Koharu was whispering to her friend. "Jiraiya doesn't just show up at random."
"You did say that the readers control this world," Tenshi reminded her friend.
"Oh, right," Koharu murmured. "So, since Risako-chan wanted it, he showed up."
"Oh well, he was missing from the Jar anyway," Tenshi said, picking up the ceramic blue container. She held out the opening towards Jiraiya and gave it a small shake. A large vortex came spiraling out of it, sucking the perverted Sannin into it. Tenshi placed the Jar back on its table and replaced the lid. She turned back to her friend with a small smile. "Next?"
"Uh, we need to replace Naruto and Sasuke with Sai," Koharu instructed, reading through the note card again. Tenshi smiled softly as she tugged on one of the handcuffs holding Naruto and Sasuke together, forcing the two to their feet as the Chair released them. Tenshi dragged the two to the Jar of Doom and forced them into it before she reached into the Jar and drew out Sai. Sai looked around with blank eyes as Tenshi dragged him back to the Chair and strapped him in.
"What exactly is this place?" Sai asked softly, looking between Koharu, Tenshi, and the still tied up Kakashi.
"Just a little bit of fun for your fans," Tenshi said with an evil laugh.
"Now, Sai," Koharu said slowly, walking up to him with a sly grin. She reached out and tickled his bare stomach. Receiving no laugh from him, she pouted and took a step back. "Why do you wear that weird shirt?"
"It's just comfortable," Sai shrugged slightly. Koharu and Tenshi shared a look before Tenshi grabbed him and pulled him back to the Jar.
"You're too boring," Tenshi grumbled as she shoved him into the Jar. Tenshi turned back to Koharu with an expectant look. Koharu glanced at the last card in her stack and started to laugh nervously. She put down the rest of the stack by the Jar of Doom.
"There really is no reason to do this one," she said quietly, bringing the note card up to tear it in half.
"Mine," Tenshi said quickly, reaching out and taking the notecard before Koharu could rip it in two. Tenshi read the card and began to chuckle. Koharu backed away from her friend as the younger girl began to advance on her. Koharu tripped and fell back into the Chair. She looked around at the Chair with wide eyes, obviously not wanting to be in the machine. Tenshi came forward and strapped her into it. "Koharu, Lovelydasom would like to know what exactly happened to Neji after our last episode ended."
"Well, I can't tell you what exactly happened because we are restricted to be rated T," Koharu mumbled, blushing wildly. She snapped and lights turned on to reveal Neji chained by the ankle to the corner of the room. Neji looked up from examining his chain when the lights turned on, his wild short hair flying into his face. "All I can reveal is that I had a lot of fun and he is my slave for now. I can share with you guys though if you want."
"You kind of have no choice," Tenshi chuckled, releasing her. "Requester's choice, remember?"
"Yeah, yeah," Koharu pouted, standing and rubbing her arms where the straps had held her to the chair. "Let's just finishes this so I can go back to him before our readers take him from me."
"The last request for the night is to turn Gaara into a chibi," Tenshi said, reading off her one request. Koharu smiled broadly and turned to the camera.
"I seriously do love you Risako-chan," she said as Tenshi put down her note card. Tenshi pulled Gaara out of the Jar of Doom, receiving a heavy glare from the red head. Koharu pulled out a magic wand with a star at the end of it. "Another product from Yuko-san's Wish Shop. This is the Shrink Star Wand, which, as the name says, shrinks things."
"Limited time only for 150,000 yen or approximately $15,000 at a Wish Shop near you," Tenshi said, holding down Gaara as Koharu approached. Gaara glared at the brunette advancing on him, but could do nothing before she waved the wand and he shrank in Tenshi's arms. Koharu smiled at the sight of a five year old Gaara that was glaring at her.
"So cute! Kawaii!" Koharu cried out happily as she reached for him.
"Nope," Tenshi said, holding him away from her friend. Koharu began to pout as she reached out to take Gaara. "You already have Neji, you don't need Gaara too."
"Fine," Koharu slunk away to go untie Neji's chain from the wall to take him backstage. Tenshi smiled down at Gaara before she stood to go to her own dressing room.
"Good night everyone. We hope you come back to watch us do your own requests," Tenshi said with a bow before she left with ChibiGaara still in her arms.