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Lights turned on to reveal a large open air bath that had steam rolling from it. Two teen girls were relaxing and floating in it. Koharu looked up and noticed the camera pointing at them.
"Ah, Peeping Toms!" she cried out, diving into the hot water.
"It's just the show," Tenshi said with a sigh, lifting herself to sit on the edge of the large bath. You could now see her teal bikini that tied behind her neck and at her hips.
"Oh," Koharu mumbled, resurfacing from the bath so you could see her bright red cheeks. She swam over to her friend and pulled herself out, her deep blue one piece dripping with the water from the bath. Koharu turned back to the camera with a smile. "Welcome to Truth from a Ninja Slave everyone! If you are wondering why we are at an onsen, well, Risako-chan requested that we bring everyone here for some fun."
Tenshi nodded and snapped her fingers, causing the lights to turn on at the other end of the bath. Neji, Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Itachi, Sasori, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Shikamaru, Sakura, Karin, Suigetsu, Deidara, Jugo, and ChibiGaara looked over at them when the light turned on above them.
"Just so we are clear about everything, they are all wearing swimsuits and are not naked," Koharu clarified with a small pout.
"We have to stay in the rated T area," Tenshi reminded everyone.
"So, let's begin the episode," Koharu said with a smile, the Jar of Doom floating up from the bottom of the bath and moving over to the two hosts. "First off is the truths portion which, sadly, only has one request in it."
Tenshi smirked slightly and snapped her fingers. The water began to bubble in front of the boys and the Chair floated up from the water. The belts attached to the Chair lashed out and ensnared Itachi, bringing the surprised ninja to it. Koharu snapped her fingers and the Chair glided over the water towards the two hosts with its prisoner.
"Itachi, my dear weasel," Koharu said, a sly smile forming on her lips at the sight of the trapped ninja. "Risako-chan wants to know how you got those cut lines next to your nose."
"I was born this way," Itachi said in his deep voice, obviously trying to convince them of his story. Tenshi and Koharu looked at each other with thin smiles. Itachi froze when the Chair's defense kicked in, the image of Orochimaru hula dancing filling his thoughts.
"I was born this way," Itachi repeated in a rough grunt. Koharu looked at Tenshi with a raised eyebrow. Tenshi sighed and brought out a small dial that had ten numbers on it. Tenshi turned the dial to number two, causing Itachi to actually gasp. The two hosts and free ninja watched as Itachi grimaced and tried to lift his arms. "It was Sasuke! He got ahold of kunai when he was a baby and cut one side of my nose. I didn't like it being unsymmetrical so I cut the other side of my face! Now make it fucking stop!"
Tenshi chuckled as she unstrapped Itachi from the chair, the older ninja slipping into the water and running from the Chair.
"Wh-What did it do?" Naruto asked, staring at the evil ninja that had never shown fear in front of him before.
"It was singing to me," Itachi said, shuddering at the remembrance of the Chair's second level defense.
"Singing?" Sasuke repeated, looking skeptic that his brother would be so afraid of a mere song. Itachi just nodded at his brother as he slipped down into the water. Koharu turned to look at Tenshi with a smile.
"Tenshi, you have a friend who wants to ask you something," she said in a sing-song voice. Tenshi sighed and climbed into the Chair. "Akuma-chan wants to know if she can hug ChibiGaara."
"When she reaches the first marker and comes onto the show, I don't see why not," Tenshi answered with a shrug. The Chair released her then and reached out for ChibiGaara, the five year old glaring at the straps as they pulled him towards the Chair.
"Gaara-chan, will you hug Akuma-chan when she comes onto the show?" Koharu asked the cute child. Gaara glared up at her with his large green eyes.
"Ei woahn't dew it," ChibiGaara said, looking away from the hosts.
"K-K-Kawaii!" Koharu cried out, stepping back away from him with a smile.
"I think he said that he won't hug her," Tenshi said, tapping her finger on her chin. Tenshi slid into the pool and walked up to ChibiGaara. "Gaara, why won't you hug Akuma-chan?"
"Ei dohn't hewg," Gaara said, turning away from the now much older girl. Tenshi smirked at the child and turned away from him.
"I guess you won't ever get your gourd back," she said as she took a step away from him. Gaara's head shot up, his short hair flying.
"Ei wahnt eit," he called eagerly. Tenshi turned back to him and poked his water wings playfully.
"Then be a good boy and listen to what our viewers want," Tenshi told him with a small. Tenshi turned from him as the Chair released him. Gaara slipped from the Chair and did his best to swim to the others from his world. Sakura came forward to meet him halfway and picked up the toddler. Gaara glared at her as she carried him back to their side of the bath.
"Jiraiya, you're next!" Koharu called out, flipping through her laminated cards as the Chair went to retrieve its next victim. Jiraiya struggled a little as the straps wrapped around him to draw him to it. The Chair brought him to the two waiting hosts, jerking a little as it halted in front of them. "Akuma-chan wishes to know why you would make the Icha Icha series."
Jiraiya shrugged at the question. "Because it was my story and I should be forever remembered as the amazing Jaraiya that could woo any woman."
The two hosts waited for the Chair's defenses to activate, but were shocked to find that Jaraiya had actually told them the truth. Koharu waved the answer off and flipped to the next card, the Chair releasing the old sannin to go back to his comrades. The Chair turned and faced the Naruto cast, causing them all to tense in fear. The Chair turned one way and then the other, making the cast shuffle away from where it was pointing. The Chair shot out and wrapped its straps around Suigetsu and Jugo, drawing the two towards it.
"No! Not us!" Jugo yelled out as he was strapped to the Chair.
"Oh god! Have pity on us!" Suigetsu prayed at the top of his lungs. "Karin! Get us out of here!"
Karin smiled at them as she waved good bye to her comrades, the Chair managing to strap them to it and move back to its owners. The Chair around so Jugo and Suigetsu could see Koharu smiling at them and Tenshi smirking as they waited for them.
"Suigetsu, Jugo, will you tell us how you put up with Karin?" Koharu asked in a sweet voice. The two looked at each other nervously.
"Well, we don't really put up with her," Suigetsu admitted. "We're always fighting even when no one is looking. The only reason we haven't gotten rid of her is because she's useful."
Jugo nodded his agreement with his teammate, hoping the chair would find that sufficient. Koharu nodded and the Chair released the two. The two quickly returned to their side of the bath, wishing to get away from the Chair and its evil owners at all costs. What they didn't realize was that Karin was waiting for them and, as soon as they were close enough, she started to hit them. The other ninjas watched on as Karin took out her anger on her team, some of them actually finding it amusing to see the red head beat up her team.
"Sai!" they heard Koharu call and all of t
hem looked over to see her smiling towards the stoic teen. The Chair was nowhere in sight, which calmed down some of their worries but raised other concerns. Sai sighed as he stood from the bench made of rocks against the wall to walk over to the hosts.
"Our first request of the night comes from lovelydasom, who wishes to see Sai laugh and smile throughout the rest of the episode," Tenshi said when Sai came close enough.
"Come on Sai, smile for us!" Koharu said eagerly. Sai sighed and moved his lips to form a smile. Koharu's smiled fell as his grew. Koharu squeaked and hid behind Tenshi at the sight of his thin smile. "Make him stop!"
"It was requested, I'm not allowed to," Tenshi said to the girl behind her, motioning for Sai to go back to the others. Sai turned back to the others with a smile still on his face. Tenshi flipped to the next card and shrugged. "The next request won't be too hard since there is no alcohol here anyway."
"What is it?" Koharu asked, peeking over her friend's shoulder to see the request.
"Tsunade isn't allowed to drink for the next two episodes," Tenshi informed her friend.
"WHAT!" Tsunade yelled, rushing up to the two hosts and snatching the cards from Tenshi's hand. Tsunade read the card over and shrank back into the bath. "Why?"
"Because it was requested," Koharu said as if that was the solution to Tsunade's problem. Tsunade growled as she swam back to the others. Jiraiya laughed at the sight of the defeated woman. Tsunade stood from the water and punched Jiraiya with all of her strength, sending the other sannin out of the bath and into the farthest wall from them. Jiraiya fell back to the ground with a moan, his entire body now hurting from the hit. Koharu turned away from the scene the two ninjas had given and to her friend. "Next!"
"Karin is to be taped to the wall again," Tenshi said, smiling evilly as she reached for the Jar of Doom.
"I-I-In a bikini?" Karin stuttered, backing away from the two hosts that were staring at her with rolls of orange duct tape in their hands.
"Put a towel on," Sasuke suggested with a shrug. Karin looked horrified at him as Tenshi and Koharu grabbed either of her arms to drag her towards one of the walls. The two held her up to the wall and began placing duct tape around her body and onto the wall as everyone watched. In record time the two hosts were finished and Karin looked like a mass of orange duct tape against the wall.
"Next!" Koharu said cheerfully as the two turned from their work, smiles clear on their features as they walked away from the red head against the wall. Tenshi pulled out her note cards as they went to stand above the Naruto cast.
"Lovelydasom requests Jiraiya to make an Icha Icha Paradise for women," Tenshi informed everyone. Koharu snapped and lights turned on near the back of the onsen. A short table with stacks of journals and writing utensils could be seen sitting on the desk.
"Get to work, pervy sage," Koharu laughed as she reached down to pull the sannin out of the bath. Jiraiya groaned as soon as she touched him, obviously still in pain from Tsunade's punch. Jiraiya stood at the edge of the bath and slowly made his way over to the table, opening one of the journals to start writing in it. Koharu turned to Tenshi with an expectant smile.
"ChibiSasori," was all Tenshi said. Sasori froze at the word, his gaze turning to look at ChibiGaara with fear in his eyes. Koharu giggled and brought out the Shrink Star Wand again. With a small wave of the stick, Sasori was turned into a five year old with small water wings appearing on his arms so he wouldn't drown in the bath. The new toddler looked blankly around the bath at all of the newly older people. "Itachi, bring him up here with you. We need him along with you, Naruto, and Sasuke for this next request."
Itachi scooped up the unhappy toddler as he made his way out of the bath in his small, Akatsuki themed swim trunks.
"Fan girls may scream now," Koharu said, everyone pausing a moment as a loud scream was heard from miles around them. Itachi sighed softly as he placed Sasori on the ground and stood before the two hosts. Sasuke dragged Naruto out of the bath, not wishing to be out-staged by his brother. Naruto was in baggy orange swim trunks while Sasuke was in a small, dark blue speedo. "Fan girls may scream now or those of you who hate Sasuke may go vomit for a moment while the others scream."
A loud scream could be heard from around them, drowning out the sound of the Itachi fan girls. Sasuke smirked at his brother, who just blinked at the raven haired teen. Tenshi kneeled by Sasori and whispered something in his ear. Sasori smiled slightly and raised his hands. Suddenly, Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto all had their hands raised next to their temples. Sasuke and Naruto stared at each other from only millimeters apart. Sasori's smile grew as he made them lean left and right, their hips moving out along with their heads.
"If anyone was wondering, the request was for ChibiSasori to force Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto to carameldansen," Koharu explained, bringing out a waterproof camera to start taking pictures of the three carameldansen. A strange sound that seemed to be a mix of a laugh and a frog's croak began to fill the air, making everyone stop to look around. Finally, they discovered that it was in fact Sai's laughter that was making the sound. "Make it stop Tenshi."
Tenshi sighed as she brought out her cards again and moved on to the next request.
"Deidara, come here," she instructed. The blonde stood, completely shocked to be called on. Like Itachi, he was wearing an Akatsuki themed pair of swim trunks. Deidara walked over to the younger blonde and let her whisper in his ear. Deidara's eyes widened in surprise at the request and he began to shake his head. "Do it or else."
Deidara looked at Tenshi's serious face for a moment before he turned and went over to a shelving unit that held a bunch of suitcases. Scanning them, he found Sasori's large one that was filled with all of the red head's puppets. With a small gulp, Deidara made one of his lttle clay birds and placed it in the suitcase. He stood and backed away slowly before the suitcase exploded, destroying all of the puppets.
"Wahts dehd you dew?" ChibiSasori asked in a small and dark tone, forcing Deidara turn and look at him with fear in his eyes.
"It was requested of him to blow up your puppets," Tenshi explained retraining the five year old before he could run and attack Deidara. Sasori pouted a little in Tenshi's arms, watching Deidara intently as Tenshi carried him back to the bath. Tenshi knelt down by the water's edge and snapped in Shikamaru's face, waking up the shadow user. "Shikamaru, you have to stay awake for four days straight with no naps what so ever."
"Troublesome idea," Shikamaru muttered as he stretched out and it looked like he was going to fall asleep again.
"Gaara, did you know that he wants to date your sister?" Koharu said quietly to the toddler. Gaara shot a glare at the resting boy. Koharu leaned down to whisper in Gaara's ear. "He has all kinds of horrible dreams about her."
Gaara growled and swam over to the leaf ninja. Gaara began hitting the sleeping teen until Shikamaru began to stir.
"What the hell man?" Shikamaru asked, restraining the toddler's hands. Gaara glared up at Shikamaru with pure loathing in his eyes.
"Dohn't you dayer saleep," Gaara growled out. Shikamaru's eyes actually widened at the sight of
the angry boy, releasing the red head to go swim back to Koharu. Shikamaru sighed softly and prepared for no sleep the next few days.
"Now that that's settled, where's Jiraiya?" Tenshi asked, looking up from her cards and around the room.
"Here!" they heard Jiraiya call right before he skidded to a halt at the edge of the bath. He held out a book with a light pink cover. "I have now finished Icha Icha Woman's Paradise. I must say that this is probably my best work yet."
"Good timing," Tenshi said as she brought out an orange and green head band that had a small antennae sticking out of it. She handed it to him in exchange for the book he was holding. "Put that on."
As soon as he did so, Jiraiya began to whimper and tried to cover his eyes.
"Are you sure it's working properly?" Koharu asked her friend after watching Jiraiya for a moment.
"It's set to perversion," Tenshi murmured, looking at the dial that controlled the head band.
"Why?" Jiraiya cried out, dropping to his knees.
"You aren't allowed to have perverted thoughts, that's why," Koharu explained to the tormented ninja. "Every time you do, Orochimaru mentally preforms whatever act that is in your head for you."
Everyone gasped sharply, all of them not wishing that even on their worst of enemies.
"Continuing on," Tenshi said, flipping through her cards again. "Naruto, whenever lovelydasom comes to see us, you are to buy all of the ramen she can eat."
"Why me?" Naruto whined.
"Because you are one of her favorite ninjas, now deal with it," Koharu said sharply. "And fair warning, she can eat a lot of ramen if it's good enough."
"That being said," Tenshi said, ignoring Naruto's whines of protest of treating the new girl to ramen. "Sakura must watch Sasuke and Naruto make out."
"And Karin!" Koharu said with a small laugh. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other for a moment before Koharu and Tenshi came up behind either of them and pushed them into each other. At first, the two were tense as they kissed, but soon enough they started to enjoy themselves. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's shoulders to hold him closer, the other's hands falling loosely and only being supported by the handcuffs. Everyone's eyes widened in shock as the two began to get very intimate. Koharu glanced over to see Tenshi videotaping the scene with an evil grin on her face. Koharu sighed softly before she reached out and grabbed a curtain that appeared out of thin air. "I don't want to interrupt you guys, but we must keep this rated T."
She ran forward and blocked everyone's, but Tenshi's, Sakura's, and Karin's, view of the scene, the younger teen's chuckles coming from the other side of the thick curtain. Koharu walked over to Gaara and scooped him up.
"Now Gaara, you are the little star of the last two requests that we have tonight," Koharu said sweetly to the toddler. Gaara glared at her, but she could see that he was slightly curious. "First, Risako-chan wants you to congratulate her for being the first requestor on our show."
Gaara glared at her, but she just continued to smile at him. Gaara pouted slightly as he turned to the camera. "Cungwatyoulatetons, Wisocko-jan."
Koharu smiled as she picked up Jiraiya's book and the Shrink Star Wand to hand them to Gaara. "Risako-chan wanted these so please give them to her."
Gaara seemed confused at her words. She smiled at him as she placed a small key shaped charm on him. Gaara blinked as he disappeared from her arms.
"Have fun with him, Risako-chan, but remember that he needs to be back by next episode," Koharu said with a smile at the camera. "Also, the Shrink Star Wand comes with a reverse mode, so you can make him normal Gaara again. Bye everyone!"
The lights dimmed on the onsen scene as Koharu dove into the bath next to Neji, splashing the teen with hot water.
Free marker points for the first person to tell me what the charm was that Koharu gave ChibiGaara!