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Just so everyone knows! I have started my official Q&A on Youtube! I will now be taking questions about any of the stories I have written or even about myself and my views on whatever you wish, just think of it like a panel at a con! I don't know how many people will actually go and participate in this, but I hope it helps whoever does go and watch. It's name is OFFICIAL Koharu Veddette Q&A part 1. http: /www .youtube .com/ watch? v=CvrnZ93X80s
JUST A WARNING, LOTS OF DEATH AND MAYHEM IN THIS EPISODE!
The camera turns on at the top of some tower, looking out across a large expanse of rides, rollercoasters, games, and vendors. People were walking around, but looked a lot like ants from where the poor camera man was. Suddenly his seat gave a jolt before stopping again. You can hear someone near the camera man breathing heavily right before there was a small 'click' sound and they were hurtling down several dozen stories. Screams arose from around him as there was another jolt and they came to a stop about five stories above the ground. They slowly began to climb back up for several minutes, reaching about half its maximum height before falling once again. The cart began to slow down at ten stories until it finally stopped on the ground. When the group was finally released from the ride, several people wobbled off the ride to the exit or even the line of trash cans just by the gate. The tall blonde stepped off with an easy smile, the camera bouncing slightly as he readjusted it. He came to the gate and found a small blonde girl waiting for him with a white puppy in her arms that had brown spots on either ear. The girl was dressed in a simple teal sweater and a pair of blue jeans with black boots reaching her knees and her hair pulled back in a ponytail.
"Did you get the shot?" she asked as she pet the fluffy dog's head.
"Yes, Tenshi-san," the blonde man nodded, continuing to smile at the petite blonde. Tenshi led him to a large group just inside the gates to the amusement park, some still gathering their bearings from having to go through the small security area. Tenshi reached up and placed Akamaru on her head so she would be free to help Koharu with their guests.
"Ah, there you guys are," Koharu said when she noticed them after doing a quick head count. She had on a baggy jacket over a tight black shirts and a pair of blue jeans over a pair of black converse. She then turned to the new, larger camera that the blonde man was holding up. "Okay, a couple things before we get started. First, another quick competition, guess who our camera man is and you get a free point. And secondly, Ryuu-chan was indeed Ailbhe, Risa-chan, so congratulations for paying attention and being a bit of a know it all about my work. Not complaining really, I'm actually touched that you've managed to get ten points and this is only the seventh episode. Oh, and Shadow, yes it was you, but Risa already got it so sorry, not point for you. Okay, so, since Risako-chan does have ten points, I would like to welcome her onto the show for all of her requests."
A small girl with large hazel eyes and long black hair that was pulled back in a braid came through the gates then. She had on a striped tee shirt and light jeans and a white Mokona backpack strapped over her shoulders. Risako and Koharu hugged quickly before Tenshi pulled out her cards and silently led the two, Karin, the Akatsuki, Team InoShikaCho, Team 7, all of the children, Kiba, Iruka, Temari, Kankuro, Lee, and Gai towards a very tall, very fast roller coaster that had been of the children clinging into the two hostess' legs. Risako lit up when she realized what request was to be preformed first and turned to glomp Karin.
"I'm sorry for all of this, but it's so much fun!" she said quickly before reaching for her backpack, causing Karin to back away from her. Sadly for Karin, Tenshi was right behind her and grabbed her arms to pin them behind her back. The two teens led Karin onto the rollercoaster and Risako duct taped her into the very middle of the front seat, using up three rolls of metallic silver duct tape. As they were leaving, Tenshi pulled out something from her pocket and passed it to the very bored and very confused looking conductor. He looked at his hand before giving Tenshi a small nod and half smile. Tenshi walked off the platform then and the roller coaster started, Karin's screams of terror beginning as it slowly made its way up one of its many tall slopes.
"How is it we never seem to be able to keep Karin in our group for very long?" Koharu asked quietly as the group watched the roller coaster speed through its loops and turns, making a fast circuit to the beginning again only to start up moments later again.
"Cause it's fun to duct tape her to random things," Risako replied happily as Orochimaru toddled over to her and started at her with large golden eyes. The young boy held up his arms silently to her with a small pleading look in his eyes. Risako smiled and gladly picked him up into her arms.
"Besides, no one likes her," Tenshi said as they moved on as if one of their members wasn't screaming bloody murder behind them. They made a quick stop by a keosk to grab a few strollers so the children didn't have to walk all day and everyone was surprised when not only Itachi grabbed Sasuke's stroller, but Temari and Kankuro got into a fight over Gaara's before Koharu stepped in to take the stroller from them. Tenshi led the group all the way towards the food court, but instead of stopping for lunch like many of the Akatsuki believed she was, she led them to the merry go round that was sitting right next to the area and was being flooded by kids and parents. Many of the children were looking at the large circular ride in amazement as the older ninjas were looking on in confusion. "Kakuzu go get on that weird red and pink one."
Kakuzu seemed to growl at her, but stomped his way past all of them to go clamber onto the red horse that had pink swirling hair and a buble gum pink saddle.
"Deidara on the blue one," Tenshi instructed lazily, not noticing that Risako had slipped onto the ride with Orochimaru and Tsunade who had been sharing a double stroller. Deidara trudged onto the ride and slid onto a blue horse with white hair that was decorated with green vines. Orochimaru clung to the pole of his horse as Tsunade giggled and pet her own next to him, not fearing the considerable height she was sitting at since there was an 'adult' with her.
"Hidan," Tenshi paused and glanced up to see him already sitting on a white horse that was decorated with deep red roses. She blinked for a moment before she continued on naming the Akatsuki. By the time she was finished, each of the Akatsuki members were sitting on a horse in varied degrees of excitement, except for Itachi and Kisame who were forced to cuddle on the couple's seat.
"Mama," she felt a small hand tug at her sweater and she looked down to see Jiraiya grasping Gaara's hand and her sweater. "We wanna ride too."
Tenshi glanced around to see that the other children were already on the ride. Sakura had taken the liberty to grab Sasuke and ride with him on a horse not too far away from Itachi while Temari had taken Shikamaru on with Koharu sitting on a horse with Sasori in her lap. Tenshi sighed and led the two onto the ride. She helped Jiraiya up onto a horse before placing Gaara onto one and climbing on behind him. The ride started with a small jerk and the horses began to 'gallop' around the circle. Much to the hostesses' surprise, many of the Akatsuki seemed to enjoy the ride and the children were giggling and calling out to each other as if they were in an imaginary race together. The only problem of the ride came from Itachi elbowing Kisame in the ribs every few minutes or whenever Sasuke turned around to wave at him. The ride eventually stopped, but the children wished to stay.
"No, Tobi, we are not staying," Pein barked at the eager man who was clinging to his horse and crying loudly. "Get off that fucking horse now."
"B-But I-I wa-want to stay!" Tobi whined loudly as tears poured from his eyes like waterfalls.
"Tobi! Get off!" Tenshi yelled from the exit with a whining Jiraiya pounding at her shoulder. She had him over her shoulder while Gaara's hand was held tightly in her own. "We need to get going!"
Tobi slumped and shuffled after Koharu, who was carrying a cranky and pouting Sasori off the ride. Once everyone was finally off and regrouped by the food, Tenshi decided to give them a small break and allow them to go get something to snack on. As everyone snacked on the various foods that were sold at the amusement park, Tenshi went up to team InoShikaCho as Chouji tried to take some of little Shikamaru's pretzel.
"Be glad Temari didn't see that," Tenshi chuckled as Chouji munched happily on the pretzel, much to Shika's sadness.
"So what? Chouji is always stealing our food," Ino shrug with a flip of her long blonde ponytail. Tenshi grit her teeth, dislike clear in her eyes as she looked at her fellow blonde.
"But Shikamaru isn't the same teen you all know," Tenshi said slowly, trying to not kill the stupid girl in front of her. "He is now a child again, just like all of the other kids, and doesn't remember anything after whatever age he is."
Ino blinked at her for a moment before she looked across the table at Shikamaru, who was sipping contently at a red slushie through a large crazy straw.
"But what Shikamaru does is no concern of your's right now," Tenshi continued on without missing a beat as Ino continued to look confusedly at Shikamaru. Tenshi grabbed Ino by the elbow and placed a firm hand on Chouji's shoulder, drawing both of their attention. "Cause you two will be going on a ride together in a moment."
"What ride?" Ino asked, her eyes narrowing as Tenshi only grinned at her. Tenshi pulled the two up as everyone else turned their attention from their food to the small commotion. They all watched as Tenshi dragged the two chunin to the tunnel of love ride, paid for their tickets, and forced the two into the boat. With a satisfied look on her face, Tenshi turned away from the ride and to the approaching group.
"While they are on that ride, let's move on," she said simply, pulling out the purple wand from her bag. She looked at it for a moment before she held it out to Risako. "Go ahead, it was your dare."
Risako smiled happily as she stepped forward and took the wand from her before turning to eye the nervous group closely.
"Gaara-chan," Risako called out to the little boy, who eagerly skipped to the front of the group and smiled widely at her. Risako waved the wand over Gaara's head and turned the little boy back into his teenage self.
"Gaara!" Naruto suddenly yelled and glomped the slightly dazed red head. Before anyone could say anything though, Naruto kissed Gaara roughly. The two fell over onto the ground as Tenshi shared a look with a pleased Risako. Risako raised the wand once more and Gaara turned back into a little boy.
"Who's touching my nephew inappropriately?" they heard Koharu suddenly say in a deep voice that was filled with hatred. All of the ninjas flinched back as Koharu, surrounded by a deadly aura, floated up behind them. Naruto squeeled as he jumped off of the sniffling Gaara and began to run away. Koharu began to chase after Naruto with a chair as Risako and Tenshi began to laugh hard.
"What did we miss?" Ino asked as she and Chouji walked back up to the group, Chouji sporting a black eye and swollen lip.
"What did we miss?" Sakura asked her old best friend, looking at Chouji appraisingly.
"Oh shut up billboard brow," Ino growled at Sakura before skipping over to scoop up Shikamaru and Sasuke. Moments later, Tenshi was calmed down enough to take the wand from a still laughing Risako and turn to the group again.
"Alright Kisame," she said and waved the wand, shrinking the shark like man to be only about seven. "Or should I say Kisa-kun?"
"Don't call me that," the young, blue skinned boy snapped at her, shifting uncomfortably in his now too big jacket. Tenshi gave another wave of the wand and his clothes shrunk to fit him perfectly. It was then that Risako decided to calm down from her laughter and look around.
"Okay, Gaara-chan, Shika-chan, Sasu-kun, Saso-kun, Kisa-kun, Jira-kun, Tsunade, and Oro-chan," she called to all of the children, who wiggled free from the adults that were holding them to group together in front of the teen that they all seemed to like. "Watch me. Okay?"
"Hai!" the group of children called excitedly as Tenshi brought out a small radio and began to play an odd song. As the song played, Risako began to move her hips with her hand by her head. She mouthed the words to the odd song as she moved back and forth to the beat amd waved her hands at the kids from by her head. Slowly, each of the kids began to try and dance like her. Everyone began to laugh softly as each of the kids took the dance and began to turn it into something else. Far too soon for any of them to enjoy, the song ended and the kids all struck odd poses. Everyone clapped joyously at the kids' performance as Tenshi pulled out her cards to go over with Risako.
"Did I miss them dancing?" Koharu asked as she ran up to the group with a beat up and groaning Naruto over her shoulder.
"Yeah, but now you get to give Risako the clue about the key," Tenshi said, rolling her eyes as Koharu dumped Naruto's semidead body on the ground and skipped to them.
"Oh, okay," Koharu said happily as she turned to Risako and looked at her meaningfully. "Anime and Chibi."
"What?" Risako asked, looking at the brunette confusedly.
"Anime and Chibi are your clues for the key," Koharu said happily even though Risako continued to look at her in a puzzled way.
"Don't try to understand her," Tenshi advized as she turned back to the ninjas, who had all been whispering amongst themselves as the three girls talked. "Hidan!"
The white haired man cautiously stepped forward from the back of the group, eyeing the girls after his last round of requests. Tenshi brought out her radio again and began to play a song that was obviously Hawaiian. Hidan's hips began to sway then and his arms began to wave horizontally. He looked surprised at his arms random waving before he was forced into a slow turn and began dancing for his team.
"Stop laughing at me!" he yelled at the group of ninja as they hid behind the other ninjas they were with. Hidan continued in his slow turn and dance routine until the long song ended and he was released from the forceful dance. He glared towards his fellow Akatsuki members and growled. "I am going to kill you all."
"Before you can do that," Tenshi said as she whacked the man in the head with her bag.
"Of course, waiting until you are safely back in the Jar of Doom," Koharu added with a small giggle.
"You have to complete some more requests," Tenshi continued as if her cousin hadn't spoken. As if on cue, all of the cast were thrown into the dark and a spotlight turned on at a stage to reveal the two cousins sitting comfortably in two high chairs with flashcards. Next to them were six strange teens that seemed completely out of place in this area. "Right now we have to have everyone cosplay as each other."
"And in order to help us with that, we have the Scissor Project!" Koharu said eagerly, motioning to the group standing just out of the spotlight. A tall blonde teen stepped forward with a cocky grin.
"I'm Shogo Na-," he begins to say, but is cut off by a microphone hitting his face.
"How many times have we had to tell you that we only want to see the costumes!" Tenshi barked at him before sighing and sitting back as Koharu handed her another microphone. Shogo only grumbled quietly and rubbed his red cheek as he stepped back to his friends.
"First off we have Hidan, Sakura, and little Sasori being team 7," Koharu announced as the three stepped onto the stage. Hidan's white hair had been died pink and now had a red ribbon tied like a hair band. He had on a tight red dress that only went about mid thigh with large slits up the sides to his hips with navy-black skin tight shorts underneath. He seemed to be busting out of the tight fitting clothing that was clearly ment for someone one fifth his size. Sakura seemed to be blushing madly with her light pink hair styled back to match Sasuke's as she came forward in a black one piece outfit that consisted of shorts and a high necked tee with lots of bandages wrapped at strategic places. Young Sasori came toddling after them in Naruto's famed bright orange jump suit with the sleeves rolled up as much as they would go along with the pants, which were belted onto the small toddler. Sasori glared his large eyes towards the Scissor Project members.
"Twese clowes smell like wamen!" he shouted at them angrilly. THis outburst immediately made the two hostesses upset and begin berrating the Scissor Project members until the tall, black haired, muscular teen came forward to scoop Sasori up and take him back into the dressing room. When the young boy was out of sight and Hidan and Sakura had taken their seats on the vast couch that had appeared behind the two hostess' chairs, the show continued.
Two men and a little girl walked out on stage before the cousins could say anything. One of the men had spikey auburn hair and a bored expression on his face. He had on a red full body armor with silver chest plates over it. The other man was scowling at everyone he could see, especially Tenshi. He had extensions in his brunette hair to extend it into a long ponytail that went most of the way down his back. He also had on a purple top that only covered half his chest and a purple skirt over tight black pants. His skin seemed to be bulgin out around the small amounts of fishnets forced onto his legs.
"Why. Am. I. A. Girl?" he roared angrilly at the calm cousins. The two ignored him as Tsunade almost tripped over the baggy black pants she was wearing and the stiff, heavy green vest that was normally worn by Shikamaru before he had become a child. Koharu moved forward and helped Tsunade up onto the couch and let her sit since the little girl was panting at the heavy weight of the vest. Kankuro looked furiously at the cousins as they calmly waited for the next group to come along. Kankuro looked he was about to wrip their heads off before something caught his attention and he sighed, turning away from them. He walked off the stage and moments later a person came on carrying another. When they entered the spotlight, everyone could see that Ino was holding Shikamaru in matching green spandex body suits with orange leg warmers and their hands wrapped with bandages.
"Kankuro, I don't want to hear anything about you playing me," Ino said darkly as Shikamaru slipped from her arms and ran to Koharu for a hug. There was a moments pause before the ground began to shake and the Chair rose from below the stage. The cast froze as some of them entered from backstage and the others were about to get up from the couch. The Chair ominously turned to face those who had been trying to come on stage at the end of the cosplay show and began to move forward. The group began to hurried break apart, but the Chair continued in its steady path before reaching out its belts at a blindingly fast speed and insnaring Kakashi into its grip. It wrestled Kakashi onto its seat before turning and coming back to Koharu as Risako came onto the stage with a smile on her face.
"Kakashi-sensei?" she asked innocently and you could see Kakashi grimace as he prepared for her to ask him a question. "What do you love about women the most?"
"Read Make Out Paradise and you'll understand," was all Kakashi said and that seemed to surfice with the Chair, because seconds later Kakashi was walking to the now crowded couch. Koharu pulled out her wand and handed it to Risako who promptly turned and waved it at Tsunade before the Chair turned and grabbed her. The blonde woman grumbled about having to go back into the Chair but queited up quickly when Risako began asking her question.
"Have you ever tried to not gamble or drink?" Risako asked and that made Tsunade actually have to think. There was only a brief pause in which many hoped they would be able to see the Chair activate on the brutal woman, but she answered with a simple shake of her head and was released to go sit back down.
But, before she could reach her seat, a giant black hole opened up beneath her and the other members of the cast. Before anyone could react, the black holes sucked in the cast. Tenshi sighed and stood.
"Looks like our time is up," she muttered as she headed for the entrance to the amusement park.
"We didn't please Yuko-san enough with this show," Koharu muttered as she followed her cousin. They both turned to the fading camera with sad smiles.
"We are very sorry to say that Truth From a Ninja Slave has been cancelled," they say together as the camera begins to fade further into darkness. "We hope you enjoyed the show while it was on and aren't to upset with this end."
The camera goes comepletely black.
Okay guys, this really is cancelled. To make a super long explanation short, I'm about to graduate and Tenshi is about to take exit level testing so we are super busy. We never thought that something we started just to pass the time last summer would be this popular and we are sorry to say that we have to end it, but with all the pressure of me going into college and her getting into senior year are a bit much right now for a story that has no end in sight. We are sorry and hope you have enjoyed yourselves. Thanks so much for all the great reviews and please look forward to some of the work we will be posting when we have the time!
As always, with a ton of love
~Koharu Veddette