A/N First of all, I would like to thank everyone that read and reviewed the first chapter. Also, this chapter has the time skip to the day Naruto comes back from his 8 year training trip. Don't worry; I'll explain some of his training in different flashbacks throughout the next few chapters. Though, if anyone could review or PM me with some ideas on individual training then you will be credited for it should I incorporate it into the training flashbacks.

Disclaimer: I don't see the point of these seeing as it is impossible for me to make any money off of this so I will say this for the last time in this fic; I DON'T OWN NARUTO! I AM NOT BAKAMONO KISHIMOTO! All you lawyers out there that want to sue me can kiss my ass!

NARUTO THE MOKUTON JUMPHER CH. 2

Naruto woke up in a strange house on the couch. He looked around and he heard some voices in another room. He got up and followed the noises into the other room and he saw the lady in the trench coat and purple hair and a man with an ANBU-styled Dragon mask clipped onto his belt. He also saw the Hokage and then he said, "Jiji, where am I?"

The Hokage looked up and said, "Ah…Naruto, you're awake. These two are the people that saved you and brought you here."

"Oh, thank you Purple-san, Dragon-san." Anko and the Hokage laughed (ANBU are trained not to show emotions most of the time) and Anko said, "You're welcome, gaki. My name is Anko Mitarashi and this is Yamato Tenzo." Naruto's eyes widened as he remembered the Kyuubi's talk with him. "Oh, you're one of the people who can help me with one of my bloodlines."

At this, everyone's eyes widened. "Naruto, what are you talking about? How many bloodlines do you have and what are they?"

"Well after I passed out, I woke up in a sewer and there I met Kyu-chan. What's wrong Jiji? Why do all of you look like you've seen a ghost of yourself, you look so pale."

"Nothing is wrong Naruto. Please continue."

"Okay, so after I met Kyu-chan, she explained to me why she attacked Konoha and told me that she was sorry about how the villagers treated me because of her. So, she said that she was giving me two bloodlines. The first one is the Shodaime Hokage's Mokuton bloodline that she said that you (points at Yamato) could help me control and use. The other one is a lost bloodline called the 'Haruka Odoru' or the 'JUMPH' and she said that it's a teleportation bloodline that allows me to teleport long distances to go almost anywhere that I have at least seen before. She also told me that I would need the help of some guy named Arashi Namikaze to help with this bloodline. Oh, that reminds me. Hey, Jiji, who is Madara Uchiha?"

To say that the Sandaime's eyes were wide was like saying that Jiraiya was just an ordinary pervert, rather than his claim of being a "SSUUPPAAHH PERVERT!" In other words, he was immensely surprised when Naruto asked him that. Anyway back to the actual story…

"Hey, Jiji, who is Madara Uchiha?" The Sandaime responded with, "He was the person that killed the Shodaime Hokage at the Valley of the End. Why do you ask?"

"Because Kyu-chan said that she was under the control of Madara Uchiha when she was forced to attack Konoha."

The Hokage gasped, "But that's impossible! Madara Uchiha died when he battled the Shodaime Hokage, and that was over 75 years ago! He'd have to be at least 120 years old by now and even if he was alive he would be in no condition to control a demon!"

All of the sudden, Naruto heard the Kyuubi's voice in his head, 'The Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.' Naruto has no idea what that means so he asks, "What is the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan?" Upon hearing this, the Sandaime's face went so white, that it would have made Orochimaru look like he had a decent tan, and he spoke in a hushed tone, "Naruto, what do you know about that?"

Naruto just shrugged and said, "Nothing, Kyu-chan just said it and I wasn't sure what it was so I asked you about it. Hey Jiji, I'm really hungry and apparently so is Kyu-chan. Can we get some food, and apparently ramen is not good enough to eat it all the time so can I also have some money to buy some groceries?"

The three adults sweat dropped and the Hokage gave him some money. After Naruto left, Anko turned to the Hokage and said, "Hokage-sama, I want to train him too."

"Why is that Anko?" The Hokage asked curiously. "You've seen how the villagers treat him. He needs to learn how to defend himself. I recommend that me, Yamato, and Arashi go on an 8-year training trip to teach him how to use his bloodlines and I can teach him some Taijutsu and we can also find some other people that could teach him valuable skills that don't live in the village." The Hokage looked at Anko surprised, "What brought this on, Anko?"

"I understand that kid better than anybody else in this village because of what is inside of him, and of how the villagers cannot tell the difference between a prisoner and the jail that contains it. If he were to go to the academy then he would probably get a sabotaged education that would not be worth crap and end up making him a dead-last idiot."

The Hokage sighed, knowing she was right. "Alright Anko, I give you permission to take him on an 8-year training trip with Yamato and Arashi to help him with his bloodlines. Make sure to have him back before the Genin exams when he's 13 so that he will be able to become a shinobi. When you return, each of you will receive the accumulative amount of an ongoing S-class mission."

"Hai Hokage-sama. Except, what about the council?" The Hokage just waved it off and told her, "Don't worry about them Anko. The council as of late has seemed to forget that they are only advisers to me and that I have the final say in any and all matters that may involve shinobi. I'll go inform Arashi and Naruto about this, just be sure to be at the gate at 8:00 with all of your supplies needed for an 8-year trip outside of the village."

"Hai Hokage-sama!"

Later, with the Hokage...

Hiruzen Sarutobi walked into the council meeting chambers and started to mentally brace himself for the inevitable headache that he was about to get. "Hokage-sama, why have you called us here today?" asked Komuro Takagi, a merchant on the civilian council who owned some clothing stores.

Sarutobi looked around the council at everyone gathered there, took a breath and said, "A person in the village has developed dual bloodlines, one of which hasn't been seen by anyone since before the Great Demon Wars over 5,000 years ago. The other bloodline that he has awakened is the Shodaime's Mokuton bloodline."

Silence… for all of 0.7326 seconds, and then, "WHAT!" and just like a pressurized volcano, the council chambers erupted in cries of; "Where is he? We must enact the Clan Restoration Act at once. We have to do all that we can to ensure that these powerful bloodlines don't die out and that they help Konoha become even more powerful!"

Sarutobi just smirked when Shikaku Nara lifted his head off of the table and sighed, "…Troublesome, it looks like I'm the one who will have to ask… Who is it that has these bloodlines, Hokage-sama?"

At this the rest of the council members quieted down, also wanting to know who would have such powerful bloodlines. The Sandaime Hokage's smirk just widened. "First let me tell you that my law is still in place and will be firmly upheld as I see fit," The civilians looked confused while a few of the shinobi council had looks of understanding dawn on their faces, so the Hokage continued, "He is no other than our very own Uzumaki Naruto."

Some random civilian (coughcannonfoddercough) council member jumped up and shouted, "The Kyuubi must have done something! This shows that the demon is contro-KACK!" Whatever else that the civilian was going to say was silenced due to the kunai protruding from his mouth. Everyone looked at the aged Hokage, whose arm was still extended after having thrown aforementioned kunai. The old man sat back down and flooded the room with enough Killing Intent to make the entire civilian council pass out and even some of the more experienced shinobi shit themselves out of fear. "Now listen closely, my law still stands and anyone who breaks it WILL be killed, regardless of rank, social status, or past achievements. Yes it was the Kyuubi's doing that gave Naruto his bloodlines but the Kyuubi is not, I repeat, NOT in any way, shape, or form in control of Naruto's actions."

(UN)Fortunately for the (Civilians) Hokage, most of the rest of the civilian council decided not to heed his warning about his law being upheld. The shinobi weren't that stupid, and many of them supported the boy in any case, so they did nothing to intervene. In fact, they were happy to have the civilian council gone, they kept over-stepping their boundaries by trying to get involved in shinobi matters, and it was really starting to piss said shinobi off.

A/N: Well thats FINALLY another chapter posted. Im sorry to all of you that wanted it to happen sooner, I did too, DAMN YOU PROCRASTINATION!
So anyway, review, worship the log (Amen), if you didnt get that reference than check out Third Fang's "Yet Again With A Little Extra Help", AND BEWARE OF THE DEMON CHICKEN OF DDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMM! ! For anyone who is wondering, and I know all of you are, yes, I am totally, unqestionably, BAT SHIT LOCO! UNTIL NEXT TIME AND I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND A PERSONAL SHOUT OUT TO MINION NUMBER Q! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!