A/N: Hello everyone, and welcome to the latest installment of Naruto the Mokuton Jumpher. I want to let you all know that I am needing some help here. I have this and the next two chapters down and ready to be typed, but I need some ideas, I need you to review! As it stands, I have absolutely no idea how to go about doing the Wave Arc, since Zabuza and Haku won't be there. Should I just make it so that they took care of Wave while on the training trip? Review and give me the ideas please! OR ILL TELL THIRD FANG THAT I HAVE A MOB JOB FOR THE DEMON CHICKEN OF DOOM! Also, a special shout out to .XD and vaughnd22 for being probably the only people that understood the question of my last chapter.

NARUTO THE MOKUTON JUMPHER CHAPTER 4

The next day everyone was gathered in the class for team placements. Finally, the teams were announced. "Team 6 will be Hinata Hyuuga, Haku Amegawa, Ibyuku Konyoo, and Naruto Uzumaki. You're senseis will be Kurenai Yuuhi and Zabuza Momochi. Team 7n under Kakashi Hatake will be Kiba Inuzuka, Sasuke Uchiha, and Shino Aburame. Team 8 under Asuma Sarutobi will be Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akamichi, and Shikamaru Nara. You are all now shinobi of Konohagakure No Sato. You are all considered adults. I wish you good luck in your life and your career."

And with that, he left and the senseis came in. "Team 6 meet on the roof." A tall man with a huge sword strapped onto his back said.

When they arrived on the roof, they found the man with the sword on his back and a pretty woman with red eyes waiting for them. "All right, let's start with introductions, just state your name, likes, dislikes, dreams for the future, and so on. I'll go first. My name is Kurenai Yuuhi and I like cherries, genjutsu, spending time with my friends, and my family. I dislike perverts, womanizers, people who think konouchi are weaker because we are women, and lazy people that are full of themselves. My dream for the future is to become a top genjutsu expert in Konoha."

The man with the huge sword stepped up. "My name is Zabuza Momochi, formerly known as the Demon of the Bloody Mist. I like training, reading small, brightly colored books, a good fight with a strong opponent, killing people with my 'Silent Killing' technique, and my girlfriend, Anko Mitarashi. My dislikes are overconfident weaklings that can't back up their outrages claims of fame", he growled as he thought of a certain long nosed pirate. "I don't own One Piece or any of its characters, Kiri hunter nins, wind users like the blond gaki over here because they blow away the mist that I use for my techniques, and the kekai genkei purging wars going on in Kirigakure No Sato. My dreams for the future aren't really appropriate for kids like you to hear, but it rhymes with 'Icha Icha Movie'. Alright Whitey, you next."

Said white-eyed girl frowned at the nickname, but proceeded with her introductions. "My name is Hinata Hyuuga. I like flower pressing, my family, and a certain someone. I dislike the Branch House Caged Bird Seal and how it separates the Main House from the Branch House. My dreams for the future are to become head of the Hyuuga clan and to abolish the Caged Bird Seal to unite the Hyuuga clan. I also hope to start a family with aforementioned certain someone." She said while having a moderate blush and glancing at Naruto. Naruto, since this is NOT a super-smart-strong Naruto fic, remained completely oblivious and was the only person there who didn't notice it. And yes, I just broke The Fourth Wall. DEAL WITH IT!

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I like training, learning new jutsus, creating new jutsus, playing pranks on people who deserve it, people who can break The Fourth Wall to have pleasant or not-so-pleasant conversations with the author (*MaliceArchangela*), and my two beautiful girlfriends, Haku-chan and Ibyu-chan. I dislike perverts, snakes, over-confident people who underestimate me, and people who have no value for human life. My dreams for the future is to have a big family and become a Hokage that will be even better than the Yondaime Hokage."

"My name is Ibyuku Konyoo and I like my boyfriend Naruto-kun, foxes, training, and seals. I dislike perverts, random civilian sluts that try to hit on my Naruto-kun, prejudiced villagers, and a certain copying doujutsu. My dreams for the future are to be a part of my boyfriend's family." She said as she leaned in closer to Naruto, who had the decency to blush.

"My name is Haku Momochi Amegawa and I like my boyfriend Naruto-kun, coming up with and finding out about new Hyoton jutsus, astronomy, birds, and camping. My dislikes include perverts, people who would abandon their nakama, the color green, ugly haircuts, caterpillars, unnecessarily loud noises…"

Meanwhile at the Village Gate…

Team Gai was walking through the gates of the village returning from their mission when Gai Maito suddenly stopped and shuddered, "I feel a disturbance in the youthfulness of the Force… It's as if countless green jumpsuits were bought, and then were suddenly hit with an A-rank Katon jutsu…" (A/N: Meanwhile, I felt a disturbance in the lawsuits, as if a million lawyers cried out that I don't own Star Wars, and then all but one ran away when I grabbed a very big gun. Then the one that stayed said that subliminal messaging should be illegal, and then he ran too when I turned my gun on him. Anyway, back to the story…)

Rock Lee stopped and looked at the Mighty Green Beast, "What's wrong, Gai-sensei?"

Gai looked down at his clone that he had brainwa- errr… I mean student that he had trained and said, "Lee, I have a bad feeling about today, so I think that we will be practicing our stealth."

"YOSH! I WILL BECOME SO STEALTHY THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO SNEAK UP ON A HYUUGA WITH THEIR BYAKUGAN ACTIVATED AND THEY WON'T SEE ME! AND IF I CANNOT DO THAT THEN I WILL RUN DOWN EVERY STREET OF KONOHA WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING ME! AND IF I CANNOT DO THA-"

"Lee! Total Stealth Mode!" Gai interrupted before Lee could continue. Lee stopped his Rant of Youthful Challenges (ROYC™) and his face turned serious. He pulled a smoke bomb out of Kami-knows where and both sensei and student disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"… And my dreams for the future are to be a part of Naruto-kun's family and, if possible, to find away to stop the Kekai Genkei purging going on in Kiri so that I can seek out the few remaining survivors of my once-great clan." Haku finished.

Zabuza nodded, "Good, well tomorrow we'll be starting on missions so be at the mission hall at 0800 hours."

Kurenai frowned, "But we need to test them on their teamwork ability."

Zabuza just snorted, "Listen lad, I've been traveling with the gaki and his two girlfriends for the past two years, and they have the best teamwork I have ever seen. All we have to do is do about ten or so D-rank missions so that they'll be able to integrate the Hyuuga into their teamwork. Just tell Hokage-sama that they passed and we'll all meet tomorrow morning at the mission hall."

Later at the Hokage's office, all of the Jōnin were gathered to tell whether or not their teams passed. The only person missing was a certain cyclops (go figure). One by one, all of the Jōnin's announced the outcome of their teams' test. Eventually, Kurenai stepped forward and said, "Team 6 of Naruto Uzumaki, Ibyuku Konyoo, Haku Amegawa, and Hinata Hyuuga… passed."

It was then that the eternally unpunctual cyclops made his appearance, "Team 7… failed…"

END OF CHAPTER THREE

A/N: Hahahahaha! クリフハンガーテクニック success! What will happen to Team 7? Only time will tell… Also, a shout out to MaliceArchangela for giving me the idea of breaking The Fourth Wall and for dedicating her latest chapter of Quiet on the Golf Course to me for telling her how many times she broke The Fourth Wall in the first 113 chapters of the story.