A/N: Hello, and welcome to another exciting installment of Naruto The Mokuton Jumpher… OK, maybe exciting isn't the best word to describe this chapter… More like a filler with a fair bit of funnies… Anyway, I'd like to thank all of the people who read, reviewed, favorited, and added this swtory to their alerts list. But, since that's too many people to put in a single Author's Note, I won't be able to name everyone. Instead, I want you to feel like the thanks I just gave was directed to you and only you. Now, without further ado, I give you Naruto The Mokuton Jumpher, Chapter 5.

All of the occupants of the Hokage's office looked at the cycloptic shinobi in shock. "What did you say?" A gob-smacked Sandaime questioned.

Kakashi just shrugged, "I said they failed. The Inuzuka and the Aburame both had a good sense of teamwork, most likely due to their clans and how they were trained to work with their dogs and their bugs, respectively, but the Uchiha… well, how about I just show you with a jutsu that I learned a few years back."

He started doing handsigns and then he slammed his hands on the ground and yelled out, "FLASHBACK NO JUTSU!"

Suddenly, everyone founs themselves watching what happened during Kakashi's they saw Kakashi arrive 3 hours late (A/N: Cue mass sweatdrop) and explained what to do for the test. Once Kakashi started the test, the three Genin jumped away to hide and Kakashi… pulled out his perverted orange book and started reading (A/N: And cue mass facefault). Not long after, the Genin started attacking. Kiba and Akamaru went first by trying to take him out with their clan jutsu. Kakashi just sidestepped it while giggling pervertedly at his book the whole time. Eventually, the twon got tired due to lack of breakfast and got caught and tied up by Kakashi. Then Shino started attacking with his chakra-draining bugs, which Kakashi had a little more trouble dodging, but was still able to do so while reading his book. Unfortunately, Shino also was too weakend by hunger to keep fighting, and soon joined Kiba and Akamaru on the ground, tied up. Then came Sasuke. He started out by launching weapons at the Jōnin, which Kakashi just dodged and then threw some back at him… only to hit a tied up Kiba who Sasuke had replaced himself with. When Kakashi realized what had happened, he saw red. In the blink of an eye, he was behind Sasuke and delivered a chop to the back of his neck so hard that he flew into a nearby tree, unconscious.

It was then that Kakashi went, "Kai!" and the genjutsu dropped. Everyone just looked at him wide-eyed.

"He used his own teammate as a replacement?" Kurenai asked, shocked.

Kakashi nodded sadly, "It went like this for the rest of the test, with only Kiba and Shino working together while Sasuke tried to use them as cannon fodder… Even though 2/3 of them grasped the concept of teamwork, it was too dangerous for Sasuke to be on a team with them, so, I told all three of them that they failed, then when Sasuke left, I told Kiba and Shino that I would find a replacement teammate for them and that we would train until then, because they couldn't do missions with only the two of them."

The Hokage nodded and said, "Very well, you will get someone to replace the Uchiha. I will also see to it that he will never become a shinobi if he cannot grasp such a simply concept as teamwork."

Kakashi nodded and the Hokage dismissed everyone while he turned back to his paperwork and a small smirk graced his lips when he remembered earlier today…

FLASHBACK

The Hokage looked up when Naruto literally kicked the door down and he smiled wide, "Naruto! How have you been? Didi you get stronger on your trip? How good are you with your bloodlines? Where are Anko, Arashi, and, Yamato?"

"Oh, I've been great! I got way stronger on my trip. I got training from a ton of different people, mostly missing-nin. I even got a kenjutsu sensei from Kiri! His name is Zabuza Momochi. Ever heard of him? I've pretty much mastered both of my bloodlines. And everyone else is behind me because I ran here, I was so excited to be home.

"I've been everywhere! I was trained by this weird guy that was always spouting something about funerals. There was another guy that had this electrical sword that he called the Rajin or something like that. Oh! And I also got a lot of training from Kyuubi-chan!"

The old man froze, shocked. "What did you say?"

Naruto just looked at him and shrugged, "Well, after I tweaked the seal to let her walk around outside of me I-"

MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD…

A highschool student, let's call him Josh Linzee (Wafflez Man), was sitting in his History of the Western World class, writing a story about Naruto, when he suddenly a very distinct, yet very faint voice scream, "YOU DID WHHAAAATTT?"

Josh looked around and saw that no one else seemed to have heard that, he looked at the story he was writing for Fanfiction and thought, 'Hmm… a trans-dimentional-peircing scream… It would seem that the Narutoverse is closer to the real world than first thought… I must tell Third Fang so that he can relay it to Scabbard Oogakari…'

BACK TO THE STORY…

"Calm down Jiji! It's fine! I didn't do it without help. I had Ero-Sennin, my uncle, who is just as good as my dad was, and a seals master who is so good that he makes my dad, my uncle, and Ero-Sennin combined look like an amateur that can barely make a standard storage seal. He was also able to do this weird thing where he was able to manipulate his blood, even after it left his body. It's too bad that he was totally and completely bat shit loco, or else I would have asked to study under him. As it stands, he just disappeared muttering stuff about the Floor, Demon Chicken of Doom™ (I don't own Third Fang nor his ideas), and the Log."

'Amen.' Sarutobi thought at the mention of the holy lumber. He then shook his head and turned to Naruto, "So there's not going to be a 50-story high, 9-tailed Demoness Kitsune anytime in the next, say, 50 years?"

Naruto just laughed and said, "Try 5,000 years Jiji."

The Sandaime Hokage just stared, "The seal is that reinforced?"

Naruto nodded, "Yeah. Also, as for my skills, my kenjutsu is on par with, if not greater than, Zabuza Momochi, my genjutsu is null, I have WAY too much chakra for it, my taijutsu is fairly advanced, I know multiple styles, but I prefer to use my dad's style of The Hummingbird. My ninjutsu is a vast arsenal of all the elements, including Mokuton, Hyoton, Suna, Magma, and Metal Release. I also have an affinity for all 5 main elements, but my primary element is wind. Here, I'll show you."

Naruto then proceeded to pull out a chakra paper and channeled some of his chakra into it. first it split in half, twice. Then each piece burst into white hot flames, crumpled into a tight ball, turned completely into dust, and turned into a soaked pulp, in that order.

Sarutobi was absolutely gobsmacked (A/N: I love that word, Gobsmacked.). he knew that some jigh level shinobi would have more than two elemental affinities, but having all five AND their sub-elemental combinations, that was just absolutely unheard of! And yet, here was living proof standing right in front of him.

"Naruto, you are like a shinobi that is sent from Kami-sama herself. The only way this could get any better was if you could tell me the answer to doing less paperwork."

Naruto looked thoughtful for a minute then simply looked at the Hokage and said, "Hey Jiji, who created the Kage Bushin no Jutsu?"

Sarutobi frowned and said, "I don't know. It was just there. I do know that it is used to create a solid clone that will send any learned info back to the original when it is dispelled."

"Couldn't you use that to get paperwork done faster?"

The Sandaime Hikage, The Professor, known as the Kami no Shinobi in his prime, stopped. He looked at Naruto, then he opened up a drawer in his desk and pulled out a small metal top. Naruto looked on in confusion as Sarutobi spun the top on his desk. Eventually, the little top finally lost its balance and stopped spinning and then...

BACK IN THE REAL WORLD...

We find Josh Linzee (Wafflez Man) in his Spanish class, still writing his Naruto story, when suddenly a shout of joy rang out so loud that the entire classroom heard it. "IT ISN'T A DREAM! I'M FINALLY FRRRREEEEEEE!"

The class stopped, looked at each other, then they all just laughed nervously and decided to ignore it and return to work.

BAK IN THE CENTER OF THE NARUTOVERSE...

Naruto just sweatdropped as the aged Hokage danced around his office like a little schoolgirl, or a chipmunk on crack and Redbull, or me (who has adHd) after consuming 10 or so Jumbo Pixie Stix (need I say more?).

END FLASHBACK

Now, Sarutobi grinned and made 5 Kage Bushins, told them to get to work, and pulled out that damnable orange book again, "Now, let's see what our beloved Naomi-chan is up to now..."

END OF CHAPTER FIVE

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO GET POSTED, IVE BEEN VERY DESTRACTED WITH ME FAILING ENGLISH 2 (EVEN THOUGH THE TEACHER DOESN'T EVEN GIVE HOMEWORK) AND ME FAILING PE (ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!) IT'S GOTTEN PRETTY HECTIC FOR ME. HELL, I HAD TO GET UP AT 4:30 AM JUST SO I CAN TYPE THIS UP AND THEN POST IT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME BUT THIS STORY WILL BE ON HIATUS FOR THE NEXT MONTH OR SO!