A/N: Here's a bit of filler. Many of you wanted to know what Finn was offered in exchange for his vote, so this seemed like a good time to work it in. Enjoy!

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We all returned safely from camping, with only minor injuries. I decided to try and go back to being a responsible parent after my little stunt with the whiskey. Blaine still had something on Finn that caused us to all go camping, and I really wanted to know what. It was most likely blackmail, but I guess he could have offered him something in exchange for his vote.

I tried to get Blaine alone, but between Kurt and Carol, he always had someone with him, helping him do tasks that were difficult with only one arm. I suspected his arm was better, but he enjoyed having Carol baby him. He never had the opportunity to be mothered that much, so he was enjoying every minute of it. My chance finally came when Carol went to work, Finn was playing video games at Puck's and Kurt was reorganizing his closet, preparing for spring fashion trends.

Blaine was sitting on the love seat in the living room watching one of the Harry Potter movies. He suggested them every family movie night, but we never watched them since he was the only one to ever vote for them. I sat down next to him and watched a few minutes of the movie. We had reached the point where he was comfortable alone with any of us. For a while, he was only truly comfortable when Kurt was in the room.

"So Blaine how's your arm?" I asked him. I figured I'd start with simple questions before the interrogation started.

"Oh, it's not too bad. I can use it now, but it still kind of hurts. It should be better in a day or two." He said.

"Yeah, that was one hell of a camping trip. We certainly had some real family bonding time. It was just what we needed." I said, while he looked at me like he kind of knew where I was going with this. But I continued anyway. "I'm glad we got the majority of votes to go camping. It was a great suggestion you had… So… how did you get Finn to vote for it?"

He immediately sat up straighter. "It wasn't blackmail! You have no proof!" He said very quickly.

"What was it? What did you offer Finn that made him immediately vote for your idea? It had to have been better than a month of no chores that Kurt was offering him."

"Well," he started, "it wasn't so much that I offered him something, more that I was offering him something that was offered to me, that I knew he was interested in. He overheard a conversation I had with someone and was shocked I wasn't interested. I was simply offering to suggest he take my place to the person who offered the opportunity to me."

"You're being awfully vague kid…" I finally said, after he spent some time tripping over his words and not actually saying anything specific.

"Look, I really don't want to say what it was. It makes me uncomfortable even thinking about it… Besides, if I told you, Finn would probably kill me. He'd be pissed if I ruined his chance at this." He said, clearly a little nervous.

"OK, I'll make a deal with you, just tell me what it was, and Finn will never know you told me. If he does find out that I know, he'll just think I found out through eavesdropping. He already knows how often I do that." Oh… maybe I shouldn't have admitted to eavesdropping. He looked like he was debating whether or not to tell me.

"You have to promise me you won't let Finn know I told you." After I nodded, he continued. "OK, well… I'm not sure where to start… I guess I should tell you that Kurt and I are now friends with Brittany and Santana. I know we were fighting for a while, but we've gotten closer being the only four gay kids who were out at school. Well… Brittany is actually interested in girls and guys. They sort of… propositioned me to… um… join them." He finally finished looking redder than usual.

"Join them where?"

"Um… well… this is really gross and I immediately said no… and then I may have thrown up… But they want a guy to join them in… the… um… bedroom. When I said 'No thank you' Brittany said if I did I would get to play with her boobs, then she showed them to me and I ran to the bathroom to throw up. Finn overhead and said I was the luckiest man alive. So that's what I offered. That I would suggest him to Santana since they were still looking for a guy."

Wow. Somehow this short little gay guy was offered a threesome with the two hottest, most popular girls in school. And he turned them down and threw up thinking about it. I was proud of him for being loyal to himself and Kurt, but any other teenage boy would kill their own families for an opportunity like that.

"Really? They offered that to you? Don't they know you don't like girls like that?" I asked him.

"Yeah, they do, but they still asked. And Finn overheard. Now he and Puck think I'm some sort of sex god and keep telling all the glee guys how awesome I am. Luckily, Finn didn't tell everyone about me getting sick. Please don't tell him I told you. He'd never forgive me."

I thought about it for a minute. Realistically, those girls will most likely turn Finn down. He's kind of goofy. I can see why they would ask Blaine. They were friends with him, he was smart, somewhat good looking (if what Kurt and Carol have said are true), and friends with both of the girls. Finn on the other hand… was… well, Finn.

"Alright. I won't mention anything to Finn. We both know he'll probably get turned down anyway. Thanks for being honest with me Blaine."

"No problem. Thanks for being interested enough to ask me about what goes on. No one has every done that before." He said. It made me feel a little bad that I didn't talk to him more. I'll have to try and start working some time into my schedule to spend with each boy individually.

"So… you actually threw up?" I asked him. His face went right back to bright red.

"Yeah… She grabbed my hand and made me touch them… They were gross and kind of squishy. So I ran to the bathroom and threw up. Even after that, they still told me to think about their offer. I guess they couldn't take a hint. Do they really think I could do… that… with them? That would just be disgusting!" He finished. I couldn't help but laugh. He looked a little disappointed so I quickly reassured him that I wasn't laughing at him, but more at his situation.

Later on that night, since we were still feeling in the mood for some family time, we broke out the old home movies and photo albums. At first Carol thought this would be a bad idea, since Blaine didn't have any photos or movies from when he was little, but he insisted he was excited to see ours. Carol made some popcorn while I set up the old VCR. None of our home movies were put on DVD yet, but luckily I had an old VCR in the basement to play the tapes. First we saw some movies of Finn as a baby, going up through early high school. Most of the pictures were from around town. They didn't get many vacations in. I knew what it was like being a single parent. Between working all the time and just trying to make ends meet, it's tough to work in a vacation.

When it was time to see the videos from Kurt's childhood, there were a few really funny memories that I had forgotten, so Carol never heard about them. Most of our movies had Elizabeth in them, but I knew that Carol wouldn't mind. The first time we paused the videos was at a picture of a five year old Kurt wearing a princess tiara and fairy wings while standing at the exit of Disney World. It was incredibly cute, since he was so tiny, and everyone started cracking up. I heard Blaine make a comment about what an adorable princess Kurt made, but Carol's question caught my attention.

"Why is your only picture from Disney taken outside the park at the exit?" She asked. It was a very good point. Most people take pictures inside the park. But I had a very good reason, although Kurt beat me to telling the story.

"We don't have any pictures from inside the park, because Dad got us kicked out! We only had a few hours in the park until we had to leave."

It's true; I did get us thrown out of the park. But I had a really good reason…

"I may have been the cause of them asking us to leave. We were in one of the stores looking at the souvenirs. We let Kurt pick one thing to get. He of course chose the princess tiara and wings. When we went up to check out, this guy working behind the counter told Kurt that those things were for girls, and that he should go pick out a pirate hat or a Star Wars light saber. Once Kurt started to cry because the guy said he liked girl things, Elizabeth starting yelling at the guy. When he yelled back that letting Kurt get a tiara would make him gay, I punched him in the face. I was very proud as we were escorted from the park. No one yells at my son or wife and gets away with it."

By now Carol, Finn and Blaine were all laughing hysterically. Kurt was laughing too, but he already knew how the story ended. Finally, Carol spoke again.

"Is that why you were so against going to Florida? Were you actually banned from the park?"

"No, I wasn't banned… I was just asked to leave. They didn't actually say I couldn't go back ever… Besides, if we go back, I know I'll just get kicked out again."

"And why is that?" She asked me.

"Because this time Kurt and Blaine will each want a tiara, so I'll have to punch two shop workers!"

"I also want fairy wings like Kurt had!" Blaine added in and we all started laughing again. Finally we got through all the movies from the younger years. We moved on to high school movies. We had a few glee club numbers, as well as football games and a cheerleading competition. We had to stop the cheerleading one halfway through, since Blaine was staring and making Kurt uncomfortable. It was the one where he sang with Mercedes and danced… a lot. Once Blaine snapped out of it, we saw some of Finn's football games, including the one where Kurt was the kicker on the team. Blaine couldn't stop laughing when he saw the entire football team dancing to single ladies. Carol and I had seen them before, but still found it hilarious. It's one thing for Kurt to dance to that kind of music. But to see the entire football team was just plan hilarious.

"What made you quit the football team Kurt?" Carol asked him.

"The coach made us pick between football and glee. I didn't even need to think about it. I march right in there and told them I was leaving football for glee club. They did not take the news well." Kurt said.

"They probably would have taken better if you didn't announce it in the showers, dude." Finn added.

After the videos we passed around some old photo albums. Blaine brought some photos down from his room that we were able to grab back when we cleaned out his old room. He was a pretty cute kid, especially with that mop of curly hair. All of the photos were either of just Blaine, or Blaine and his mother, and none of them were taken after what looked like middle school age. My guess was the photos stopped when Blaine came out to his parents. Luckily, after the embarrassment of some of Kurt's baby photos, Carol had some embarrassing photos too. We decided to end the night after Carol pulled out a picture of Finn wearing her high heels. Kurt and Blaine were laughing so hard they were crying and couldn't breathe. All in all, it was a great night.