Ash was rooning as fast as he could to the Pokemon Center. A street musician with a Chatot saw Ash cuming. "Care for a relaxxin futair solo sir?" Butt Assh had no time for this silly music folly and broke the strings while running to Center.
Iris, Cilan, and Pikachu were at the hospital, chilaxxing around and eating on cheeses crackers. But then like a mighty hurricane of vengeance, Ash appeared in between the automatic sliding doors. The Audinos behind the counter desk shuddered in fear, for Ashes eyes were glowing bloody shot red with patriotic rage. "Pika," Pikachu gasped sensing and all too familiar aura cuoming from Ash.
"Ash are you ko," askd Cilian with concern. Ash abrupty grabbed Cilan by his sholders and tossed the fancy man off to the side as if he was flaming garabage. "OMG," Iris shouted, sheilding Axew from the schmoldering ashes (lol geddit?) of the fellow gym leader in the air. "Pika, pi the raging spirit dwelling within Ash has been awoken, pika," Pikachu said in frantic worry. "OMFG you can talk," exclained Iris pickin up pikachu and cheese and runnin own hall to espace from Ash's ungodly furry.
"Chu, I've always been able to talk," said Pikachu," its just that no one has ever listened ;_;" "I'm sorry" Iris said apologies. "Den nada," sighed Pikachu miling
They eventualy made it a storage room and blocked the door. "Pikachu wants oing on with Ash," Iris asked shitting on a copier machine with Axew sleeping in her lap. "Pika, Iris I have known Ash for a long time now," Pikachu sorrowly said eating a cheese cracker I have also known of his terrible birth secret..." "What birth secret," Iris asked in bad feeling.
"You see Iris, Ash'es dad was...," Pikachu stalled. Could he tell Iris? Was she to be trusted? Not even Misty or Brock knew about the truth of Ash's birth. Ash's mom barely even knew. No...it didn't matter how Iris felt about it, all that mattered was it being stoped. "his dad was...the shiny crystal Arceus dragon Calgon!" Iris spat out thw water she was drinking. "But I thought he was only a legend!" the dragon master clamoured.
"No for you see every one thousand years Calgon descends from the PokeHeavens and mates with the chosen sacrifical maiden to produce a demigod child that could destroy the world. Ash's mom...was that Maiden."
"How do we solve all this," Iris asked trying not to wake axew.
"Pika, we must go to Lavender town in the Kanto region...where both I and Ash were first concieved."
To be continued...?