Ash stood in between gapig hole in the wall, eyes bloody and flowing with insatiable rage. His clothes were stained in blood ad oddish blood.

"Ash..." Iris whimpered looking at her former friend.

"HHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Chuch ran at Ash with ninchucks blazing but it was all in vain for ash grabbed the muscle gym leader's elbow and tore his arm clean off in a red mist pf maximum payne.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH," Chunk scremed clutching his bloody stump in agonizing humlilayion. "Fool to challenge Ash in thine wrathed state is only the challenge of fools," Lance scalded.

"Then hoe are we sipposed to defeet him then," Iris weeped?

"...We don't," Christ and Cilan said together in creepy twin monotome becuse they were still all bumbed out from theor brother Cilan's death and Roak's death. Iris then broke down into severe creeping. She cried so much tears that Blaine thought she should be a water type gym leader instead if dragons.

But this is nothing cpomared to the enoby that Pikbert was felting. Seeing his brest frined, the man who had shaved him from a flock of pissy Spearcows unselfishly was like a thousand Africanized bee stings to his anaphylatic former Umbrella rodent heart.

"Okay kiddies the cooooookies are dope," Mr. Fuji came from smiling from the kithcen holding a tray pf pipping hot cookies.

"FUJI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," warned Brock with arm extended. But it was too late.

Ash noticed the dfenseless old man shot HYPER BEANS at him but not before he pickd up the Powekemon Tower and used it like a giant mallet on Fuji as is he was playing Wak a mole...except this time it was for keeps.
However, Fuji being a scientist and had screty MADE a serum for immortality and was thankfully ok except for arthritis pains but he originally had them because she was old. "I'm getting too old for this lol," Fuji said and he left to spend the rest of his retirement in peice at the Jamacia Island of the Carribean fighting pirates like Johnny Deep and Orlando Broom.

Ash was about to attack the other peoples but then Pikabert interverned stanidng in front of ash. "ASSSSSSSSSSSSH," Pikabrt yelled trying to beg. "You are not a gun! You are who you choose to be! You have saved the wold many times before with me and these ither people behind me! You don't hace to do this! What would you mother say!NOW CHOOOSE!"

Pikabert cringed expecting to be killed by his friend but wasn't and looked up all wtf-like. Ash was standing there in his battle stance but wasn't attacking or nothin, and he looked like he was deep in thought and conflicted about something...

-FLASHBACK! :O -

Ash was a four legged old boy running around his yard back in Pellettown. "Ash can youcome back in da house, you're my dad and husband home," Ash's Mom yelled fro, the patio.

"Cuming Mama," Ash yelled back running eagarly from back house covered in mud and oddish blood. Ash ran through th door and glomeped his father. "Papa!" Ash squealed hugging his leg.

"SON," Ghetsis said putting his stern hand on Asj's head and ruffled his hair like wet pomerian dog. "Oh my boys," Ash's Mom laughed. "Come with me mai boy," Ghetis said placing Ash on top of his shoulders for piggyback rides," I need to have a manly word with you between men where Ash's Mom and my Wife isn't around and maybe we could stop for ice cream on the way back and buy sport jerseys while we're out"

While they were out Ghteis eveuntually broke the ice. "Ash theres something very important I have ro tell you. Thids isn't eays to say but I...am not you're real father."

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Ash looked up at his not-really father Gthesis with sad puppy eyes of not understanding and heartbreak. "What do you mean papa?," Ash asked.

Gtehsi looked up at skuy with painfully remorse. "About ten years or so there was this company called Umbrella that was working in competition with Giovanni to create bioweapons for patriots. Giovanni and Umbrella's Albert Wesker ot into this race yo see to create the first legedary pokemon hybrid. Giovanni made Mewtwo-"

"And Whiskers made me," Ash squeaked sadly.

"Not quite. Umbrella had tried several times to make a human-legendary God hyrbid but all their subjects died...well except for one but nobody really liked him and was a ginger so who cares. However one of the scientists ourside of work friensa was chosen by SCJAC to be the PokeBorn. The scientist was our deer neighbor Professor Oak and that friend of his was you're mom and my wife."

"But what's a Pokeborn and who is this SCJANDK person," Ash asked morbidly curious.

"It means you are the offspring of The Shiny-Crystal-Arceus Dragon: CALGON," Gtheisi pointed out and at the mere mention of SCAD's name a herd of miltkanks mooed and all the babies in Kanto started to cry. "I'm very sorry Ash...to have lied to you all these years about you're real father although I've had come to love you like my own flesh and blood..."

Instead of getting angry Ash gave Gthsis a big hug and told him," It's ok if you are not my real daddy, you were there for me when I needed you unlike that Arkayus dragon. I'll always think o you lick my father and we'll always be pals." Gethsis was so moved by his words that jhe smiled and hugged Ash and this touching music played and the background got all warm and fuzzy.

"And we'll always be together right...Papa," Ash asked with childhood naivete. Ghetsis stoped the hug and looked up at the sky again in srs. "I can't promise you that we'll always be together Ash...," Ghetsis said and Ash's face was devestated," but I can tell you this thing my father told me: Ghetty mai boi look up at the stars! For the great kings of the past look down from you from the stars and are always there to guide you."Ash face filled with wonder and he looked up at the sky too. "wow..."

"Anyway let's get back home before Ash's Mom gets worried about us," Ghetisi said putting Ash on his shoulders again.

-END OF FLASHBACK-

Ash wobbled a bit as the final words from his fathery figured floated throuh his head.

"Ash...," Pikabert asked with hope as he inched closer to him. Did his sappy speech work? "QUIK LETS GET HIM NOW WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED," Rasher Wake shouted throwing a tiny net over Ash.

"CRASHER WAKE ," Brock cried out again this time with BOTH arms extended. But again it was too late.

Ash snapped out of his mind and tore through the tiny net with faxor sharp claws making then net into spahgetti. "What how could he manage to defeat the tiny net!," Elesa gasped," THIS IS INCONCIEVABLE!"

But it was conceivable for Ash did manage to out smart the tiny net and turned his attention to the room of frigtened but brave gym leaders. But for some reason...Ash didn't feel like attacking them, well he did but he felt as though he did he'd be doing something wrong. Plus with Ghetsis's crptic mesage echoing in his head he needed answers...and he knew just the people who could help him.

Ash ran towards the group at cheetah like speed and grew giant Giratina wings out of his back like a butterfly...a butterfly of death and murdertude. Before anyone had time to react htough, Ash grabbed both Bryon and Falker in his talons and took to the night sky.

Pikabert and the gym leaders al watched until they were no longer a speck in the night's sky wondering what was going to happen next...