The crowd of dumbstuck gym leaders looked up at the raping cilan hole that Ash left in mesermizement. Witnessing such a being of great an powerdul power in their short human lifetimes was nothing short of a miracle. It was just like Hailey's Comet except instead of a comment it was a 10 year old boy with murderous hate. Iris knees broke and she fell down on them sobbing. Several of the other gym guys turned their heads away loking down not sure what to say. Despitre having the type advantae Candice walked over and put a hand on her shoulder with comfort.
Pikabert would never admit it do to his strict training in the Umbrella-Shinra corps but he felt like doing the same thing as his buddy Iris. What hurt him the most was not the fat that Ash was going to destroyed the world they loved so much or that he had tried to jill him, but tht Ash, the Ash HE knmw was in there someowhere. And just as he thought he was just about to break through to hen, he instantly flips back and kidnapps two gym people.
Pikabert tilted his head down so no one could see the single manly tear roll off his cheek.
Gay decided to finally come out fro the kuchen,"Hey gaize whats going on he-OMG what happened here? Did a Garyados had a pants fire rage i here!"
With breakneck speed Pikabert Iron Tailed Gary acroos his face. "STFU YOU WERE SIPPOSE TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND...HIS RIVAL! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HIM!," pIKABERt explouded with anger and scampered off to Lance. Gary gently touched his bruised cheech and disgruntled," ...I was just asking bro..."
"Lance...what are we goinng to do about Ash," Pikabert asked the Elite 4 worried.
Lance sighed deeply and answered in his boomin voice," It doth looketh as though our only option is to lay waste to thine Ashed trainer..."
Pikabert gasped so hard that if he was drinking tea or something right then he would have spit it out in someone's face. "WWUUUUUUUUTTTTT?"
"Thoust hasth my deepest cantalopes my miniscule comrad," said Lane with saddness," but unless there is another way to saveth the world it doth appears we have no other joice."
Given that Ultimatum Pikabert finally broke out in womanly tears like Iris. Maybe if he cried anough Ash would turn back in normal again like when they fought U2 and his clones.
"PSSSSSSSSH you guys now nothing about the ancient prophecy or nothing," Gary blurtted out still in pain from Pikavert attack.
"Thou doesn't know what thine is saying," Lance said in disbelief.
"O RLY," Gary said in a I-know-something-yu-don't-know way,"Well I DO know that Ashy-Boy is most lkey on his way back to his nest intop of Mt. Cornet as we speak. ALSO I happened to get a good glance at that stone tablet Roark had earleir."
"LIES! THE SLAB WAS DESTROYED JUST AS ROARK WAS TAKING IT OIT OF HIS BAG! THERE'S NO WAY IN THE POKEHEAVENS YOU COULD HAVE SEEN IT LET ALONE READ IT," Clair screeched so loudly Blaine thought she should be electric gym leader and nor Surge.
Gary closed his eyes and waved his index fingore at Clair's woefull bad igornamance. "Oh Clair, clair, claire. Clair honey you seem to have forgotten one very important thin about me...I AM GARY MFING OAK!"
By that shocking statement everyone in the room gasped in complete shock even Volkner who was a serious mute. "BUT...BUTT HOW THERE ARE CERTAIN RULES AND PROTOCALLS," screamed Bugsy who's head was on the verge on aspolsion from the sheer audaciy of Gary's claim.
"But is IS tue mu little insectiod friend! And as Gary MFing Oak I was able to see quite clearly what was inscribed in the roark and with my photoraphic mammary remember exactly what s said," Gary boasted pulling s photo of the stone tablet words pout of his jacker and handed in to Lance.
Lance looked at the image with the intensity of blazing dragon on KNOWLEDGE. "wh-what does it say Mister Lance," Iris asked etting up and rubbing her tear encrusted eye.
"It sayith that the key to spotteh Asheth and spare thine word's thy wrath is the Orb of Nullam Feugiat my fair Iris," Lance explained holding up the photograph for all to see.
"Great now where are we supose to find them? The only arechologists we know are either dead or kidnapped," Volkner brooded with deadpan-ness.
The normal gym leader Whitney started to jump up and down excitedly.
"OHHH! OHH! I know! The Evil Cncil of Darkness and Evil have it!," she declared.
"How do you know that," Misty asked with suspicion, still worried about there being a traitor amound them.
"duh I read about it on a their blog :b," Whitney sassed back with wise words.
"Then we shall o to the Evil Concil of Darnness and Evil then," Lance commanded.
Everyone chaired ecept Chili and Cress. "But how are we suppose to get there," they both asked simulatousnes in creepy twin monotone?
We can take my familie s jet plains," Jasmine said.