The last chapter got a lot of reviews saying that this was cute. I'm just here to remind you guys that this isn't cute at all. It shouldn't be cute, or the whole plan would fail. Here is my proof.
As soon as the bedroom door closed Miku's and Len's lips broke apart.
"Do you brush your teeth?" She asked while trying not to barf.
"Yes, I do. But it is the same tooth brush I've had since I was three-years-old." The blonde peasant replied.
The princess quickly put her hand over her mouth. "That is utterly disgusting!"
Len just rolled his eyes.
"Why are we in here, anyway?" Miku asked as Len sat on her bed.
"We're gonna have sex." He answered bluntly.
Princess Miku tilted her head to the side in confusion. "I'm a girl and you're a boy."
The 'boy' face-palmed himself. "We're going to have intercourse." He explained.
"What?" Miku yelled as she pulled down the bottom of her dress. "I don't think I'm ready for that, yet."
Len gave her an 'are you really that blonde?' look. "You do know we're faking, right?"
A sigh of relief escaped Miku's lips. "Oh thank goodness." Suddenly, her face became puzzled yet again. "How do you fake intercourse?"
Len's right hand patted the spot next him on the bed. Hesitantly, Miku sat on the bed next to him. Both their legs were crossed criss-cross applesauce.
"It's simple. You just start banging on the wall with the side of your fist and yell dirty words." He instructed.
"I don't know what you mean…" Miku responded.
Speaking in a high-pitched voice, Len gave her an example. "Oh, Len! You're so good! Faster! Faster! Faster!" He moaned.
Throwing her hands to her mouth, Miku gasped. "That's repulsive! And I do not sound like that!"
"Wanna bet?" Len teased. He laughed as Miku slapped his arm lightly.
After a moment of arguing they proceeded to the love making. The sound of their fists on the wall spread throughout the palace as did their fake screams of pleasure.
"Ugh Len! Harder! Harder! Harder!" Miku moaned.
And after about 3 minutes of this, Len stopped.
"What?" Miku asked.
He quickly snapped out of it. "Ok, I just wondering how on earth you are good at this?"
The young lady giggled. "Well I am a princess."
"Yeah, a slutty one."
Miku slapped his arm a little harder this time.
"Oh! Again!" They cried in unison.
They played 'had' it for about 2 more minutes before they heard footsteps coming down the hall.
"Quick, get under the covers!" Len whispered an order.
Swiftly, they threw the covers over their already clothed bodies. Once the door flew open, Miku pulled the blanket over her covered chests.
"Mother!" she yelled in surprise.
The Queen of Pure's face started to go pale. "Miku! What are you doing with this… Oh!" Instantly, her body fell as she passed out.
Luka, the maid, dragged her away from the room. Once they were completely gone, the 'lovers' put their hands on their tummies as they cracked up.