In the past couple of chapters some strange and unexpected events took place, but I know we all saw this coming.

Len walked out of the closet, sparkles and glitter decorating the green cloth around his skin. "Miku, explain to me how I ended up in a dress."

Princess Miku Hatsune smiled and clapped her hands. "Len, you look so cute!"

He glared. "Right now." The peasant growled through his clenched teeth.

"Fine." She pouted. Immediately she pulled out a large stack of papers with pictures on them. On the first page was titled "How the Princess of Pure was Reunited with the Prince of True". "I'll explain it to you in story!"

Miku flipped the page. Drawn on it were the royal families of Pure and True, but there was a line between them, as if to symbolize they hated each other. "Once upon a time there were two royal families. One was the family of True and the other was the family of Pure. The children of these kings and queens fell in, but they were not allowed to date, for their love was forbidden."

She continued to page two. On it was Miku running down a stove pavement street with an actual stream of tears following behind her. "This made the Princess so sad that she ran away and cried and cried and cried. That poor princess!" Miku added. She went to page three. On it was a stick figure with a yellow scribble for hair and a brown scribble for clothing along with the princess. "That night, however, she met a peasant. The peasant was so poor and useless and ugly. Although he was able to think of a wonderful plan to get the Prince and Princess together, all the cheap price of $333 dollars a week. How could the kind and innocent princess say no?"

Was Len supposed to take offense to that? Anyway, Miku turned the page. "But what she soon learned was that the peasant was evil! He constantly wanted to kiss her and touch her – he even wanted intercourse! Oh, his deep love for her was a scary one."

"Miku, I'm not in love with you, for the last time!" He yelled. "Why do you keep saying that? We only did that stuff so that the King and Queen would freak out!"

Princess Miku puffed out her cheeks. "Don't forget I can chop off your head whenever I feel like it. Now back to my story." She threatened and went to the next page. "These plans made the King and Queen hate the peasant more and more each day! That was when the peasant went too far – he gave the princess candy drugs! Her father almost had a heart attack."

Part of Len was glad that his plans were working. As long as they were, he would get paid. And payment was all he needed from her, right? "But did the peasant pay attention to the words he had said? That they were playing a game together when he had painted her hair? Now, it was the princess's turn to pick the game they played."

She quickly flipped the page to get to her favorite part. "The peasant lifted an eyebrow.

"We're going to play dress-up?" he asked, utterly confused.

The princess nodded. "You can wear my dresses! You'll look cute as a doll!" She exclaimed.

"No." He refused.

Crossing her arms, the princess pouted. "Any man who was really in love with Princess Miku Hatsune of Pure would play with her if she asked."

He rolled his eyes. "Any other living being on the planet would realize that Len isn't in love with Princess Miku Hatsune of Pure, she's just being an idiot!"

Princess gasped. "Any peasant who wouldn't want to lose his life would just play her game!"

"If the peasant lost his life, how would the princess get back together with her prince?" Len asked.

"I'll double your payment for this week." She offered.

"Miku, you can't buy me into – deal."

"Yes!" She giggled."

Sighing, Len stood up. "You really went through all that trouble to make a book about us doing-" he was cut off.

"Shh! There's still more! Then the duo did – like – a thousand other stupid things, and then the princess went 'I love you Prince Kaito!' all the way to the kingdom of true where they got married and had three beautiful children – Koskuke, Suzuko and Kiba. The end!"

Why did that ending part fill Len's heart with jealousy? "When did you have the time to make that?"

"You took forever to change!" Miku explained, referring to how Len made putting on a dress seem so difficult.

He gave her a dead serious look. "Starting tomorrow we're doing the plan again."

"Ok!"