Just for the record, people, Len doesn't realize his feelings for Miku. For if he did, he wouldn't have thought of this ultimate step in his Love Plan.

Len sighed. Miku sighed. Len sighed once more. Again, Miku sighed after him. Then, in frustration, she threw her palms to her head. "I am bored!" She screamed into the heavens.

Rolling his eyes, Len rested his chin is his palm. "Well I'm having writers block or something."

"Peasant," Princess Miku started, speaking directly to Len, "I am your Princess. And I demand that you rid of my boredom!"

"What's with the sudden anger?" The – quote unquote – 'peasant' questioned.

Miku sighed. "I don't want to be away from my tall, handsome, kind and overall amazing Prince Kaito for another moment." She admitted.

More than anything in the world, Len wanted to change the topic. "And how exactly did the Kingdom of True and the Kingdom of Pure become such enemies?"

"What?" Miku gasped in horror. "You mean to tell me that you don't know the story?" She then sighed. "Only a man who was truly in love with me would know the cruel history of my family."

"I'm not in love with you."

"Fine, if you insist, I shall tell you the tale." The princess offered oh-so-generously. She coughed, to add effect. "My Great (x57) grandfather and Prince Kaito's Great (x57) grandfather were having lunch to discuss important matters. And that's when it happened. That idiotic King of True let his grape fly and hit my Great(x57) Grandfather's head! He – my grandfather - laughed and kiddingly flung a spoon full of apple sauce at the King of True. He – the King of True – took it way too far and that's when the War of Appetizers began.

Although, the Villagers of True believe that it was the other way around." Len opened his mouth to speak, but Miku cut him off. "Yes, they believe that we – the people of Pure – were the ones to start the War of Appetizers!"

Len had a bored expression plastered upon his face. "Wow – can I ask how idiotic these people are?"

Once again, Princess Miku Hatsune ignored his comment. "And because of this, the amazing Prince Kaito and I cannot be together."

Clenching his fist, the peasant tried to ignore the returning topic. "I know, that's why I'm helping you, Miku."

She continued. "And I can no longer feel the warmth of my beloved's arms. Or the magic feeling I get inside my heart when our lips meet."

"I get it." The blonde growled.

"Now I must suffer. From both my heart being broken, and being forced to spend my days with the ugly, worthless, smelly, cruel, heartless…" Miku continued on.

Trying to drone out the sound of her mind wrenching words, Len clasped his hands to his ears. Although, his efforts weren't any help. All that he could hear was the ringing sound of Miku's opinion of him versus Prince Kaito. All he wanted was to make it stop. To make the bubbling anger inside of him disappear.

His eyes widened. He jumped to his feet and grabbed Miku's shoulder, causing her to stop talking (due to fear). She shut her eyes, bracing herself as Len threw his fist directly toward her face. It seemed as though everything froze. Slowly, Miku opened one of her eyes, only to see Len smiling at her.

He moved his hand from in front of her face. "It's the ultimate step."

… God, this chapter was better in my head.