Why I hate the League
By Blackenergy666
Naruto always hated this job why? It was simple, he had a grudge against Superman, and it was fairly obvious why he had it though. Superman was arrogant.
Yes Superman possessed godlike powers but still did he have to be the one to save the day all the damn time.
Naruto also hated that it was "Superman this and Superman that" honestly, every fight between him and big blue ended with big blue losing badly, especially in the power suppressing chamber.
Still he couldn't complain about wonder-as oh sorry meant to say Wonder-Woman his girlfriend/lover.
Oh great just when his mood was improving the 'big blue asshole' f*ckin calls up.
Apparently Metallo was kicking his ass again and he needed help form him, Sigh.
After maiming Metallo and using his powers to teleport him into his cell he left.
A nice 'message' read quickie with Dianna he had calmed down enough to play with a few toys, or to everyone else his mad science.
After his mad scientist fun, he was ambushed by both Power-Girl and Wonder-Woman. Ohh this is gonna be fun.
After a stressful day followed by a loooong love-making to his now dual lovers he was finally getting ready to sleep. Of course both girls looked ready for another round and when you can distort time may as well abuse it.
"Damn it Superman Fuck off, with people over here now quit your bitching and get Captain Marvel to help you know the one who is as powerful as you"
Ahh that felt good. Well best go back.
Character Bio:
Real Name: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze
Alias: Celestial Spectrum, Ion, Parallax, Predator, Death, Life, Adara, Butcher, Ophidian, Proselyte, the Celestial.
Personality: laid-back, easy-going, Strong Dislike borderline Hate for superman, loyal to those he trusts and according to both Wonder-Woman and Power-Girl an amazing lover-maker.
Powers and Abilities:
Naruto poses vast superhuman powers because of absorbing the Beings of the Emotional Electromagnetic Spectrum, as well as posing a Celestial physiology.
Time Manipulation
Matter Manipulation
Reality Manipulation
Emotional Empowerment
Power Bestowal
Resurrection
Death Inducement
Teleportation
Telepathy
Telekinesis
Avatar Creation
Host Empowerment
Emotion Bestowal
Energy Manipulation