Chapter 33: The holly Merry Go

Summery: It's one of THOSE stories, you know, girl falls into one piece, and destroys all of existence… OK… maybe not that last part… but she does irritate the hell out of Zoro.

Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with any legal rights to one piece in any form, I do not own one piece or any part of the merchandising, gaming, manga, anime, characters, or anything of the sort. Please do not sue me as I do not have any money. The only things that I own from this fic are my own original characters.

A/N1: I KNOW ZORO IS ALSO CALLED ZOLO,

A/N2: I HAVE DECIDE TO LEAVE THE PAIRING UP TO THE READERS.

A/N3: Just so you guys know, I'm also editing some of the older chapters (Again), so they are why it is taking me so long to update now. (chapters 1-8 have been edited)

A/N4: Please not that the extra characters in this chapter will not be staying, they are just heading the same way as the crew, so that is as far as they will travel with the straw hat crew.

Since we have no idea what these guys can do, send in suggestions please:

Mr. 6

Miss. Tuesday

Miss. Thursday

Mr. 12

Miss. Saturday

'thoughts'

"Words"

(inner Kaede)

We weren't even near Arabasta yet and we were already under attack. Explosions and cannon fire could be heard all around us as well as people shouting. The moment the first explosion rang through the air, everyone went to work, ready to defend the ship.

Well, most of us were ready to defend the ship, but some of us weren't exactly taking the sudden attack well...

"Ah! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! I'm gonna die! We're all gonna die!"

While most of us were running around and actually doing something to help protect the ship and make sure everyone one would survive the attack, Lil and Usopp were running around, shouting and screaming about how we were going to get blown up by whoever it was that was attacking us. They weren't exactly helping the situation any and they were both getting in the way.

"Where the hell is Sanji?!" Nami shouted, being the first to realize that the blond was nowhere in site.

"He's unconscious in the storage room." I said as I ran by her, almost tripping over Lil for the seventh in my attempt to get over to the side of the ship to see who the hell was shooting at us.

I had already tripped over Lil three times just by trying to head over to the side of the ship to see who was firing on us, and I was really starting to get tired of it. She was strong enough to lift just about anything, she had magical ears that could hold just about anything in them, and yet she was running around the ship in fear of a few explosions, tripping people as she ran past their feet. If she didn't stop soon, then I was going to have to kill her, and trust me, I would enjoy it.

Once Nami got Sanji to wake up and all of us finally managed to get to the left side of the ship, we were all very surprised to find that we weren't actually the ones getting shot at. Right next to our ship, barely noticeable unless you were looking down at it because of its size, was a ship no bigger then a dinghy. I couldn't tell if they were secretly trying to board us or something, but I could tell that they had probably been right next to our ship for only a few minutes, mostly because there was no way a ship as small as theirs could stay with a big ship like ours for that long without getting left behind.

"My chainsaws stuck again!" a horrified voice from below shouted, causing everyone's jaw to nearly hit the seawater below in surprise.

The reason why we were all so shocked was because it hadn't been an actual person that had spoken, no, it had been a bear...

A TEDDY BEAR.

On an incredibly small boat that was no bigger then a dinghy was a two foot tall, dark purple colored talking teddy bear that was holding a chainsaw that seemed to be snagged in the zipper on the bears back.

"Is that a teddy bear?!" Nami, Nichi, and I shouted in unison unable to believe what we were seeing.

"Yes that's a teddy bear!" Shouted a rather annoyed feminine voice, sounding as though we were starting to piss it off. "Not can you guys either shut up or help us?! We're kind of in the middle of something!"

Looking around at the rest of the little boat beside our ship, we all realized that the freaky talking teddy bear wasn't alone on it. There were several other people running around the little boat with him. All of them seemed to be trying to find stuff to throw at whoever it was that was attacking them. The one that had just yelled at us was looking up at us with an annoyed look on her face with some of her long black hair blowing in the wind, though most of her hair was hidden under a large panda like hoody.

Her half glaring brown eyes, which were set in a pale, oval shaped face, were distinctly Asian in shape, though as everything was very anime-ish, it was kind of hard to tell for sure. as well. The rest of her appearance, minus he clothing, was very average, and even through the large panda shaped hoody it was very apparent that she was almost as flat chested as I was, though she still had a bit of a lumpiness to her chest, which implied that she was still a good cup-size larger then I was. Apart from her panda hoody, the rest of he outfit consisted of a denim mini skirt over a pair of brown jeans and a pair of sneakers. I wasn't sure why, but I had a feeling that the sneakers were an important aspect of her outfit, like I should recognize them from somewhere, like a brand I knew or something.

"Damn it, don't just stand there Nicky!" Shouted an annoyed looking rainbow-red haired woman, causing the panda girl to turn and look at her. "I'm all out of bombs and experiments, and my robots are all out of juice, so start throwing your damn lollipops already!"

The red haired woman's hair was chin length and spiked in every directions, reminding me slightly of those crazy looking mad scientist in all the old black and white movies. Her clothes didn't exactly help matters much either. Most of her out fit was normal and consisted of a pair of men's dark brown pants and a boys black shirt, but she also had a rather... colorful looking cloak and wasn't wearing any shoes. There was just something about the outfit that hurt my eyes, most likely the overly colorful rainbow cloak, though I wasn't really sure. Adding to her slightly mad-scientist like looks was the fact that her arms and hands were covered in scars, as well as the fact that she had a huge ass scar on her face that went from her left cheek-bone, through her left eye, and ended in the middle of her forehead. There was a weird look about her that almost said that while she might be crazy, she was also almost impossible to piss of usually.

When the panda girl heard the angry red-heads shouts, she turned her attention to her an apologized for taking so long, which seemed to pacify the red-head almost instantly.

"Sorry about taking so long, I was just trying to get those guys up there to help us." She said before turning her attention towards the direction that the cannonballs were coming from.

Glaring out into the distance, the panda girl, also know as Nicky, reached into her pockets, pulled out a bunch of lollipops and started throwing them as far as she could, and when they hit the water....

They exploded.

The explosion wasn't small either, it was huge and surprised the living hell out of all of us. For something that was probably only an inch in diameter, it had caused a huge explosion. Whatever she had inside the lollipop was definitely a high-end explosive, and it had definitely been tightly packed in that little lolly.

"EWWW!" Usopp, Luffy, Chopper, Lil, and Lucian all said in unison, clearly impressed by the explosion, while the rest of us were freaked out.

"Wasn't one of those just in her mouth?!" I exclaimed in horror, wandering what the hell was going on.

"They're crazy! Who in their right mind hides a bomb in their mouth?!" Nami demanded, wandering if thinking that we should get moving as soon as possible so that we wouldn't get dragged into the battle.

Nichi, Vivi, and I were all thinking the same thing. It was probably best if we didn't get in the middle of there fight with whoever it was that was attacking them. If we got stuck in the middle, it might take us longer to get to Vivi's country.

Plus, if those people were crazy enough to carry bombs in their mouths, then it would probably be safer if we didn't get to know them to much. Crazy people have a tendency to cause early deaths in the people around them, especially when they have a fascination for explosives.

Then again, I kind of wanted to know who the hell was shooting cannonballs at a ship that was that close to ours. Merry go was our home, and anyone that damaged her was going to get the shit zapped out of them.

Or malleted out of them, I still hadn't decided which yet.

Wandering who the hell the teddy-bear people were trying to blow up, and wanting to know who the hell we were about to kill for shooting cannonballs at our ship, everyone looked off in the direction that the panda girl was throwing the lollipops. When we saw what she was throwing them at, all of us were surprised to see that we were being shot at, not by some people on a ship, but by a man sitting on a small raft.

A raft that had the Baroque-Works flag flying flying on it's mast, a Baroque-Works flag with a number 10 written over it.

Mr. 10.

He was all alone and there was no sign of his partner, but that didn't mean she wasn't around. She could still be hiding somewhere, preparing for a sneak attack or something, but it didn't really matter. I didn't know anything about either one of them. Actually, I wasn't even sure if either of them were ever even mentioned in the anime. For all I knew, they could have just been blank faces in the Baroque-Works lineup, though Mr. 10 definitely wasn't a blank face in this world.

Having been reading up on the famous names in the one piece world ever since Nami had taught me how to read, I instantly recognized Mr. 10 from one of the old newspapers she had given me to read. His outfit was almost the exact same as in the picture, consisting of a long sleeved camouflaged shirt and a pare of olive green cargo pants, and while I couldn't actually see his shoes, I knew from the description in the newspaper of what he was wearing that he also had on a pair of brown moccasins and had some sort of wrapped fist weapons on his hands called a cestus, which meant that his preferred style of fighting was hand to hand.

His picture had also shown that he was incredibly underweight and had really dark shadows under his eyes, most likely from lack of food like his weight. It also showed that he had a pierced eyebrow, which I could see gleaming in the light off in the distance. I couldn't actually see the piercing, but the light bouncing off of it was definitely noticeable. His bed head styled dark red hair half covered his eyes, but I already knew that they were gray, having had a conversation with Nami about how it was kind of odd that most male bounty hunters seemed to all have gray eyes, or eyes that were so silver-white that you sometimes only saw the pupils like in Zoro's case.

(A/n: I've actually noticed that Zoro sometimes only has black pupils and no irises, sometimes his irises are just outlined white circles, and sometimes his irises are silver. Check my avatar in my profile for two different screen-shots of them if you don't believe me.)

Like Zoro, he had once been a bounty hunter, and a very successful one at that. Unlike Zoro, however, he famous, not for his skills as a bounty hunter, but because of the fact that he was incredibly strong and incredibly lazy, much the same way that Admiral Aokiji was famous for his strength and laziness in the anime, which he was also famous for in this world as well.

Garret Burgess, Aka Mr. 10, was also famous for his rather stupid devil fruit power, which gave him the ability to breath under water. He still sank like a hammer, so it was kind of useless. From what I had read, he had a nasty habit of getting eaten by Seakings, which he would then slowly bunch his way through it's stomach, or just wait lazily until he came out of the other end...

"Kaede-?" Nami asked turning to look at me, wandering if I knew that this fight was going to happen.

"No," I said, answering her's and everyone else's unasked question, causing all of them to turn to look at the man that was getting closer and closer to us. " Like I said, from her on out, I have no fucking clue about what the hell is supposed to happen."

When the Garret, or Mr. 10, saw us, he got a weird look on his face that none of us liked, and he sped up, getting closer and closer at a much faster speed now. Seeing just how happy he was to see us, all of us turned to look at each other, not all that worried anymore as we had all just realized that there was no way Mr. 10 could be any harder then Mr. 5 was.

That is until Vivi, Nichi, and Lucian started freaking out.

"Oh no, this is bad baby, this is really bad." Lucian said, backing away from the side of the ship as though he was about to turn around and start running, which he kind of looked like he was.

"This is bad- really, really bad." Nichi said, backing up just as fast as Lucian was, closely followed by Vivi, and only enough Carue.

"What?! What now?!" Usopp demanded, starting to freak out again now that he saw how the four of them were handling Mr. 10's close proximity to us.

"Yeah, why are you guys so worried?" Nami asked, sounding considerably calmer then Usopp did, though she seemed to want to know what was going on just as much as the long nosed liar did. "That guy can't be that bad, his number is lover then that wax guys."

While the rest of us were trying to figure out why the four x-Baroque Works members were freaking out, Luffy seemed to be getting more and more pissed off about our ship being shot at. He was only half a second away from attacking the Baroque Works man and was even closer to beating the crap out of the three people on the little ship next to ours, knowing that it was their fault that we were getting shot at.

None of us noticed what Luffy was up to as we were all to busy trying to get Nichi, Vivi, and Lucian to tell us why they were so scared.

"Guys, don't worry, this guy should be a pushover compared to Mr. 3." Nami finally said, giving up on getting answers from them and just trying to calm them down instead.

"No! You're wrong!" Vivi exclaimed, not even looking at the red-head as she spoke, her eyes still staring in horror at the man that was slowly getting closer and closer.

"Mr. 10 is no pushover." Nichi continued for her, still staring in horror at said man, just like Vivi, Lucian, and Carue were doing.

"Yeah, baby. Even Mr. 1 and his partner aren't stupid enough to go up against that killer, baby." Lucian said, slowly inching his way behind the mast in an attempt to keep the said killer from seeing him, though it didn't exactly work as the man had already seen all of us.

"What?!" Usopp shouted in horror, unable to believe or even comprehend what the three of them were saying to us. "How can that be?! His number is way higher then the other guys we've fought! I thought that the stronger you were the lower your number was!"

Before anyone could answer him, a large blast ripped through the center of the ship. The blast didn't cut the ship in half, but it did take out a nice chunk of our ship and it completely took out our mast, meaning that Lucian, though still alive, was sent flying through the air.

"AH!" Me, Nami, Usopp, and Lil screamed as we each covered our heads.

Debris, shrap metal, and wood flew everywhere as the blat ripped right through our ship. When the blast finally subsided, the smoke and debris in the air made it very hard to breath.

Standing up from our positions on the floor of the ship, all of us were shocked and horrified to see the huge whole in the middle of the ship where our mast had been only moments ago. It was as if someone had taken a knife and simply cut a half circle in the ship, taking out the deck, the mast, and part of Merry's sides. The blast had been so powerful that it had actually taken out enough of the top half of the going merry to cause her to start taking on water. We were going to have to do something to stop the water soon, or else she was going to sink.

When Vivi stood back up, she told us the little bit of information that we hadn't gotten the chance to hear before the ship was nearly destroyed.

"The thing about Mr. 10 is, even though his number is so high, it's only high because he's usually to lazy to follow orders." She explained in a choking voice, staring around at what was left of the ship.

"MERRY!" Usopp shouted in horror, seeing the damage that he Baroque Works agent had caused his precious Merry Go.

"Where's Lucian?!" Nichi shouted in horror, being the first to realize that the 'kingly dressed man' was no longer on the ship, having been blow away when Mr. 10 took out our mast.

Turning around, I was just about to run and dive over the side of the ship in an attempt to find and save the annoying 'baby' saying idiot when Zoro and Sanji stopped me.

"Let us handle it, you go fight Mr. 10." Zoro shouted, diving over the side of the ship without a second thought.

"Yeah we can't exactly do long range fights, so you and Luffy are our only hope at the moment." Sanji said, not realizing that he was putting way to much pressure on me.

'Since when the hell was I one of the good fighters? I'm supposed to just be the tag along.' I thought, wandering how things could get so out of hand that all hell would break loose I would end up being one of the necessary fighters. 'I'm supposed to be an extra, damn it!'

I knew I wasn't exactly weak, the whole witch thing had taken care of that, and I loved the idea of being able to kick some ass, but if I was a necessary fighter, then I no longer had someone there to save my ass if I got in over my head. It was truly a live or die kind of fight for me now.

That that is scary as hell.

Knowing that I didn't actually have time to worry about dying, I took off running for the side of the ship that was facing the bastard that had just blown a giant ass whole in the side of the ship, careful not to hit Usopp in the proceed, who was busy trying to repair the ship enough so that it wouldn't sink.

Just as I dove over the side of the ship, I heard Nami call out to the idiots that had lead the psychotic bastard to us.

"Hey! This is all your fault! Since you got us into this, you might as well help keep our ship from sinking while Kaede and Luffy takes care of that idiot! So get your asses up here!" I heard her shout angrily as I pulled out my broom in mid air and threw my leg over the side of it.

"A witch?!" Two of the teddy-bear people shouted in surprise, clearly not even listening to a thing that Nami was telling them.

Once I was airborne I felt one of Luffy's hands stretch out and grab onto the broom, which he used to get himself onto the back of it. Once we were both in the air I leaned forward as fast as I could and shoot off at the camouflaged bastard from hell.

Just as I was close enough to send a Thundara at him and for Luffy to gum-gum his ass, he did the impossible.

He punched the air.

I'll say it again, he PUNCHED the air, sending a huge air-ball straight at us, growing in power as it flew through the air.

"Holly-shit!" I Shouted in in horror as I dodged it, causing it to miss us by mere inches, though it still nearly ripped us right off the broom.

Blinking at him in amazement for a second, I quickly got over my surprise when I noticed that he wasn't looking at me at all, and was instead looking at Luffy. It was almost as if he thought that I wasn't worth his time, which really pissed me off. He was completely ignoring my presence, even though I was the one that dodged his stupid attack.

"Fighting with a woman, straw hat?" He said in an overly disgusted voice, pissing me off even more.

I really didn't like the way he said it.

"Are you so weak that you need a woman, of all things, to help you?" He said, laughing at Luffy, who seemed to be getting just as annoyed as I was. "And what makes you think a woman could ever wish to take me down?"

Sexist. That's what he was. A cold hearted, incredibly stupid, sexist bastard from hell. He wasn't looking at me because I was a girl and therefore not worth his time.

Just as I was about to open my mouth to say something to him, Luffy did it for me.

"Shut up!" Luffy said angrily, clearly coming to my defense as he slung his fist back and brought it forward as hard as he could, hitting the guy with a gum-gum pistil. "Don't you dare talk about my friends like that, you bastard!"

Ah, Luffy, my hero.

Unfortunately, Luffy's attack had a really nasty draw back to it. Like Issac Newton's law of motion states, 'Every action has an equal and opposite reaction'. While magical spells seemed to have an immunity to that little law of nature, Luffy's gum-gum attacks did not. This meant that Luffy's little gum-gum pistil attack first jerked us backwards slightly when he slung his arms back, and then jerked us forward when he shot his fists forward, nearly ripping us right off of my broom.

Luffy's attack hit almost dead on. It didn't send Mr. 10 flying, mostly because my broom's jerking motion cut his attack down by a lot, but it did send the little raft that he was on skidding across the water. When the raft finally stopped, Mr. 10 didn't exactly seem all that happy with us.

Actually, he seemed kind of pissed at us for attacking him. There was strange vein in his forehead that was almost the same size as my eye and seemed to be throbbing madly. He was clearly pissed at us for attacking him. The throbbing vein actually gave him a slightly crazed look, which I knew from his profile in the paper was a sign that he was about to try to use one of his most famous attacks, the Regal Banishment. Obviously it is impossible to actually show how an attack really looks in a photo, but it was said to be incredibly powerful, and I really didn't want to find out just how powerful it really was.

"Is that the best you got?" He asked angrily, glaring up at us as though we were both nothing more then vermin to him. "You pirates are all the same, you're all just as weak as the whores that work beside you!" He shouted at us, causing Luffy to growl angrily and causing me to suddenly see white.

It wasn't exactly that hard to figure out what he had meant by that. He was calling all female pirates whores, all female pirates, which included me, Nami, Nichi, and for the moment, Vivi. He was definitely a sexist bastard. To him, women probably meant nothing. He was nothing more then a bastard from hell, and he had just signed his own death warrant.

Because no one calls me a whore and lives, ever.

Luffy seemed to know exactly what I was thinking, because the moment I gripped the handle of my broom a little harder then usual, he used his gum-gum powers to wrap his legs around me and the broom.

Growling angrily down at the bastard below us, Luffy and I both leaned forward as hard as we could, with his fists ready and a huge list of spells already flowing through my head, fully intent on knocking the stupid bastard right off that god damn raft of his.

The instant we started flying straight at him, Mr. 10 pulled back both of his fists and started punching the air in front of him over and over again, much like Luffy's Gum-Gum: Gatling attack. The air-punches caused a bunch of little balls of air to go flying through the air, heading straight for us.

As we got closer and closer to the bastard from hell, I dodged every attack that I could and sent Thundara spells at the rest, which didn't actually do anything. Luffy's Gum-Gum: Gatling saved us in the end. When the little air-balls started getting closer and closer to actually hitting us, Luffy let loose the famous Gum-Gum: Gatling, punching at the balls of air and dispersing most of them on impact.

If it wasn't for the fact that impacts don't actually hurt the rubber man, we would have been dead, though as long as we managed to take Mr. 10 out with us, that was fine by me. I just didn't want that bastard to get away with calling all women pirates whores, apart from that, I didn't care what the hell happened.

"AHH!" Luffy shouted shouted angrily, throwing his punches even harder and faster at the damn camouflage bastard as we got closer and closer, managing to land a few punches on the bastards face.

"THUNDARA! FROG! STONE! BIO! WATER! THUNDARA! QUAKE! AERO! DRAIN! THUNDARA! ASPIR! TOAD! FROG DROP! THUNDARA! WARP! FIRE! FIRA! THUNDARA! BLIZZARD! BLIZZARA! THUNDARA! SABER! TEMPER!" I shouted as loudly as I could, throwing my hands up and trying to cast every spell that came to mind even though I had never even tried most of them.

Oddly enough, most of the spells worked, not all of them, but most.

The Fire spell, the Blizzard spell, and the Thunder and Thundara spells weren't surprising as I had done all of them before, and I wasn't surprised when Blizzara and Fira didn't work at all as I already knew I hadn't used Blizzard or Fire enough to be able to use them. As for the other spells, the only ones that didn't work was the Bio, Drain, Aspir, Quake, Warp, Temper, and the Saber spells. The other ones did exactly what I had been hoping they would do.

Toad, Frog, and Frog Drop all did almost the same thing, though there were a few small differences.

The Toad spell caused a bunch of toads to pop out of no where in mid are and start falling on Mr. 10's head, though it was more like they were being thrown at him. They were only the size of small fist, but the speed they were being thrown at him must have made them hurt a little at least.

The Frog spell did exactly the same thing, the only difference being that it was a bunch of frogs instead and they fell out of a small black cloud that also appeared out of nowhere. They didn't get thrown at him and instead only fell on top of him, but it was still pretty much the same thing.

As for Frog Drop.... I was already picturing Sanji standing in the kitchen and begin me to use the spell so that we would have something to eat to shut Luffy up. It hadn't summoned a bunch of frogs, like I had thought it would. Instead, it summoned about five big frogs, and I do mean big. The frogs were all about two-thirds the size of my head, which made them larger then Lil was. Much like the Frog spell, a large black cloud had appeared out of nowhere and the frogs had simply fallen out of it, though there sizes made them kind of dangerous as they had to be at least ten pounds, if not more.

As for the water and Aero spells, they did exactly what they sound like. The water spell caused a small amount of water to appear over Mr. 10's head and fall on him, while the Aero spell caused him to pop up into the air for a few seconds before dropping him back down onto his raft.

Basically... most of the spells sucked. In fact, apart from my usual four spells, Thundara, thunder, blizzard, and fire, there was only one spell that wasn't so bad.

Stone.

Stone, just like it sounds, caused a large stone to appear out of thin air, just like everything else had, which fell on top of his raft, putting a huge hole in the middle of it.

When Luffy and I was finally past him and were no longer able to attack him as he was behind us, I instantly brought the broom around so that we were facing him again. What we saw when we looked at him almost made me laugh.

While our attacks hadn't really done much to him, they had done quite a bit to his raft and to his outfit. The frogs and toads were all over the place, some were clinging to him, some were hopping around the raft, and some were swimming through the water around the raft. Then there was the blizzard spell, the fire spell, and the Thundara spell. Each spell had done some damage in it's own way. He was covered from head to toe in chard clothes that were starting to fall off, and his feet were actually frozen to the raft, which was pretty funny on its own.

Luffy's Gum-Gum-Gatling had definitely done the most amount of damage, because there were a huge amount of fist shaped holes in the floor and sides of the raft and Mr. 10 also had a few bruises on his face that definitely couldn't have come from my spells.

While he definitely didn't look like he was all that hurt, the damage to his clothes, his skin, his hair, and his ship was undeniable. We might not have taken him out, but he couldn't exactly insult our abilities anymore.

Growling angrily at us, Garret, aka Mr. 10, glared up at us, clearly already planing on killing us. If it wasn't for one small problem, he probably would have tried too.

There was a reason why I had aimed the Blizzard spell at his feet.

When he finally realized that there even was a problem, he looked up at us in shock, having not expected either of us to actually plan anything out during the attack.

"My feet-!" He growled in surprise, trying to pull his feet free of the ice, only to find that he couldn't. "What the hell?!" He growled when a loud crunching sound came from behind him, causing Luffy and I to smirk.

Believe it or not, all of us had been traveling together for so long that we could actually tell what everyone is planning when we're fighting in close proximity to each other. That meant that Luffy had known that I was going to freeze the bastards feet to his raft, and I had known that Luffy was going to bust the ship out of it. In the end, that leaves only one possible out come.

With a maddened look in his eyes, Mr. 10 started struggling with his feet, knowing what the crunching sound behind him meant. When he finally realized that there was no chance of him getting unstuck anytime soon, he turned his angry gaze on us.

"You bastards! Is this how you fight?! You trap your enemy and run?!" he demanded as the crunching sound got louder and louder all around him.

"No, this is how we fight." Luffy said darkly as I raised a singly hand from my broom and held it out towards the bastard Baroque Works agent.

Smiling down at him pleasantly, acting as though I could never have been happier, I snapped my fingers at him and unleashed my spell, aiming it right at the center of his raft.

"Thundara." I said pleasantly, giving him the biggest smile I could muster.

The moment the electric attack hit the wood, it caused the cracking in it to expand, which shattered the wood all together. In an instant, the raft was torn into a hundred little pieces. In an attempt to save himself, he grabbed onto one of the few piece of wood that was large enough for him to wrap his arms around, glaring at us the whole time. Just as he opened his mouth to say something to us, most likely an insult, his bad luck with Seakings kicked in, and he was swallowed by one.

"YOU AGAIN!?" we heard him shouted angrily as the gigantic Seaking closed its mouth over him, swallowing him whole before diving back down to the bottom of the sea.

"Did he just say, 'you again'?" I asked Luffy, wandering if I had been hearing things.

"Yeah, I think that means he's met that Seaking before." The rubber man said, just as amazed as I was. "What kind of an idiot get's eaten by the same Seaking a second time?"

Shrugging my shoulders at him, I turned the broom around, planning to head straight back to the ship, only to change my mind a second later when I spotted something that was just starting to sink.

A treasure chest.

Right where the center of the idiot sexist bastard's boat had been just moments ago was a treasure chest with several large balloons tied to it. He had clearly tied them to the chest to keep it from sinking, and as it was where the center of the raft had been just a few minutes ago, he had probably been trying to keep it hidden from people.

And as he was a Baroque works agent, it probably belonged to Crocodile.

Now with a real smile on my face to replace the fake-mocking one that I had had when I had sunk the bastards ship, I slowly lowered my broom down until I was close enough to grab it, and almost did a happy-dance in mid air when I found that it was heavy.

Once me and Luffy had it on the broom, which nearly broke the broom because of the weight, I flew back towards the ship. When we got to the ship, we were shocked to find that the two girls and the talking teddy bear weren't the only ones helping everyone patch up the ship. There was someone else helping as well, someone that wasn't exactly human either.

It was a Fishwoman.

A lion fish woman.

OMG, I guess I need to do a spell explanation now, don't I? Well, firstly, if you haven't figured it out, all the spells are from the final fantasy series. I will also use spells from other series as well, but at the moment, Kaede only has 4 magical books: Magical Engineering For Dummies, Magical Botany, Black Mage Spells Vol 1, and Cleaning With Magical. And since Black Magic Vol 1 is the only spell book she currently has, black mage magic is all she has right now.

Oh, and start giving me ideas on how to do certain events, remember, if my mind goes blank, then I wont be able to update until it starts working again. :D so keep my mind going with suggestions!

As of 10/30/09, I am excepting OCs, please follow the template if you want me to add yours.

(Please not that I REALLY need bad-guys)

NOTE: OC's MUST be submited Via review, all OC's submited by PM will be ignored.

OC Template

Character Name: (Full name please.)
Age:
Gender:
Race: (If it is an original race, please understand that I will only use it if it fits in the one piece world)
Description: (Looks, personality, abilities (I will allow devil fruits, but they can't be god like)
Weapons:
Personality:
Special attack:
Other: Anything else you want to add.
Relations: Just tell me how they are related to any character(s) in the one piece world (Just like with Race, I withhold the right to not use this if I think it doesn't really fit in the fic or with the series.)

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