Authors Notes: Alright you know I love you guys, but this chapter is not meant for you… This is a birthday gift to me, that's right it's my birthday today 08/08! Therefore, I hope you enjoy my gift to me as much as I do! (Happy Birthday Bud, from the Lucky Star cast!) Awe, you guys shouldn't have…
Let me address some things here, first off the reason Miki, Sojiro, Nanako, or the Kohai have not made an appearance is because they were never told… I mean come on let's face facts nobody reports everything to their parents. Yeah I never thought of Misao as evil, just didn't want to play that way in this story, or at least not yet… In addition, for your information Misao did not give up easy she is still suffering… In addition again, yeah living with Konata could change anyone lol!
Well now that I am done with my ramblings… Onward to glory, riches, and Yuri!
Disclaimer: I do not own Lucky Star or any merchandise related to it. However, I do own this story yay for me! Clap, Clap, Clap!
"I'll see you later Konata!" The fanged girl called out as she and Konata went their separate ways, each towards their own homeroom.
"Okay, cya Misa." Konata happily called back as she turned the corner and was lost from sight.
"Alright phase one…"
As soon as the blunette was out of sight, Misao ran for the nearest phone, which was located right outside the teachers' lounge and was soon dialing a home number she had gotten from one of the guys on the student council. She had bribed them into helping with the days 'operations', which was now in full effect.
"Hello is this Mr. Tamaki?" Misao asked with a sickeningly sweet sounding voice, almost making herself gag.
"Yes this is, may I ask who's calling?" A man's voice replied over the earpiece.
"This is Misao Kusakabe; I would like to ask you for a favor…" Misao then proceeded to explain plan ZX-52 to the man.
"I see, yes I believe I can think of something… I will hold." The man said with an unseen smile adorning his face.
"Thank you so much sir!" Misao said quickly before setting the phone down gently on a nearby table and speeding off towards her classroom.
"Miss Kusakabe, you're late again today." The female teacher sighed; the same thing happened every day, at least one of her students found it necessary to come in late.
"Sorry ma'am, but your husband is on the phone and he says it's urgent." Misao said stepping back into the hallway and pointed down the hall.
"What on earth could be wrong?" The teacher gasped as she rushed out of the classroom and down the hallway in the direction the brunette was pointing, which happened to be the wrong way.
"That should keep her busy long enough." Misao thought with a snicker as she walked back into the classroom.
"Alright everyone, welcome to the mission briefing. I'm so happy you all could make it!" Misao said happily, as she took the spot behind the desk. Misao looked at the items on the teacher's desk and smiled brightly. She felt like it was her first day teaching there.
"What is this all about Kusakabe?" One of her classmates asked with irritation evident in his voice.
"I am here to make you all aware of plan ZX-52." Misao said in a more serious tone, the kind of tone a commander would use to tell his troops they had a slim possibility for victory in their upcoming battle.
"Well go on and tell us then Misao-chan!" A girl cheerfully shouted from the back.
"Okay here's the deal…" Misao said as she proceeded to tell her class of the battle plan ZX-52.
"Count us in!" Almost all the girls said with determination. While the girls began to talk about love and what not, the boys gave their nod of approval.
"Great now when you switch classes, make sure to spread the word! But don't tell those two okay?" Misao said with a grin as she headed for the door.
"Where are you going now?" One guy asked as Misao slipped back into the hallway.
"I'm going to inform some of the other commanding officers!" Misao said with a quick salute and was gone. She quickly ran a few halls down to Tsukasa's class and peered in the window to find her and Konata in the middle of a lesson. "Alright let's do this…" Misao thought as she pulled out her cell phone. "Please let it be on vibrate." Misao begged as she began to call the airhead.
Tsukasa felt her phone vibrating in her pocket. Wondering whom it was, she stealthily pulled it out to see Misao's name on the screen. After a minute of wondering why Misao would call during school, it finally clicked and she remembered her role in the battle plan.
"Owww…" Tsukasa groaned loudly as she clutched her stomach.
"What's wrong Tsukasa?" Konata asked as she swiftly leapt from her seat to the seemingly ill girl's side.
"My stomach, it hurts really badly." Tsukasa moaned in a rather convincing fashion.
"Don't die on me; I'll get you to the nurse's office!' Konata said over dramatically and with determination as she looped one of the younger girl's arms around her neck.
"Sensei, could you help us please?" Konata asked snapping their teacher from his daze. The other students didn't know what to make of the situation, the girl seemed just fine seconds ago, but was now doubled over in what seemed to be serious stomach pain.
"Of course class read page four while I'm gone." The teacher barked as he helped carry the sickly girl out of the classroom. After a few minutes of silence, Misao came bounding through the door with a happy go lucky attitude.
"It's okay, she's fine, she just gave me a diversion!" Misao said with a smile after seeing the shocked looks on the others' faces; the class was stunned. They just saw their teacher and another student carry out a girl who looked pretty worse for wear, then this girl comes in and says it's all a joke.
"I came to inform you about plan ZX-52!" Misao said in the same serious tone, getting more confused looks from the students. "It's like this…" Misao said a she told them how to conduct themselves in the upcoming war.
"Okay we got this Kusakabe, no need to worry!" A guy said with a thumbs up, he then turned around and began to make smaller plans with the rest of the class.
"I leave it to you then captain." Misao saluted and began her journey to the next class.
Misao made her way to the second year section of the school and quickly located Mikeru's classroom. Misao stood at such an angle in the hallway that the teacher could not see her, but the students all could. Once eye contact was made Misao signaled for the distraction.
Sanjo quickly pulled out a small firework from his bag, lit it, and proceeded to toss it out the window into the teacher's car. After a short moment, a large pillar of smoke began to rise from the vehicle. "That's the power of smoke bombs!" Sanjo thought as he tapped Mikeru in the shoulder.
"Sensei what's wrong with your car!" Mikeru shouted as he pointed out the window. The teacher glanced out the window to see his car billowing smoke and with an incomprehensible shriek; the teacher was out of the room.
"Way to go you two!" Misao said with a wide grin as she slapped Sanjo on the shoulder.
"No biggie, now let's explain everything to the others shall we?" Mikeru stated as the rest of his class was filled in…
"Wait, hold up, time out, start from the beginning what are we going to do?" One of the students asked.
"Let me explain! No, there's too much... Let me sum up!" Misao took a deep breath. "Konata Izumi and Kagami Hiiragi love each other. They had a fight and won't talk to each other, so we are going to get them alone. That way they have no choice, but to work it out." Misao finished, although saying it again left a bitter taste in her mouth.
"And how are we going to help with that?" He asked not seeing the value in him helping.
"Simple, you all will act as buffers. You need to block all the paths except the one we want Konata to travel. Also you guys will act as life support, if we need you for anything, you guys help out." Mikeru stated with a smile. He felt like he was playing some kind of war role-playing game.
"Alright, we got this!" The class cheered.
"You may want to get back to your class Misao; we'll let the third years know." Mikeru said as the three took off down the halls.
Meanwhile back at the nurse's office…
"Are you sure it's okay to send the teacher back?" Konata asked worriedly as she felt the younger twin's forehead for the eighth time.
"Yes it should be fine, I feel much better now." Tsukasa said as she tried to get up, but was forced to stay down.
"Don't move till the nurse get's here, you could get worse." Konata commanded although she had a small smile. Konata liked to take care of people since she was prone to getting sick herself.
"If you say so Kona-chan, but I really do feel better." Tsukasa said nervously. She didn't know if she could fool a certified nurse.
After a few minutes of waiting and mindless chat, the nurse came back. "So which one of you is my patient today?" Fuyuki Amahara asked with a soft smile.
"Her sensei, she has a stomach ache." Konata said as she pointed to Tsukasa as if the younger girl could not speak for herself.
"Thank you Izumi-san, if you would please wait outside." The nurse asked kindly and waited for the smaller girl to leave before turning her attention towards Tsukasa. "Don't even try to fool me, so you might as well tell me what's up." She said in a kind tone, but Tsukasa could hear the force in her words.
"Well I am not supposed to tell the teachers…" Tsukasa said sheepishly, trying to avoid eye contact.
"Since when have they changed my title? I used to be known as a friend." Fuyuki smiled. "Don't worry, I won't tell." After saying this, she put her finger to her lips.
"Well, we're doing plan ZX-52, which is…" Tsukasa said as she told the scheme to the nurse.
"Clever, well thought out, and extremely sneaky… Miyuki and Ayano came up with this didn't they? And judging by the name a little of Misao?" The nurse asked thoughtfully as she looked at the now stunned girl.
"Well, I, yeah…" Tsukasa stuttered, Fuyuki just laughed at the young girl's failure to complete a full sentence.
"Well I hope you have luck with your little operation, but you need to get back to class for now." Fuyuki said sternly as she stood and walked the young girl towards the door.
"But what are we going to tell Kona-chan?" Tsukasa asked a bit frantic, not wanting their cover blown.
"Don't worry, I'll handle it." Fuyuki smiled as the two walked into the hallway, only to be greeted by the blunette herself.
"Well what was wrong with her?" Konata asked, as she looked her friend over. "She seems fine now?" Konata said confusion clouding her face.
"Miss Hiiragi was just a little flatulent; she probably held it in too long." Fuyuki said with a straight face until she caught sight of Tsukasa, whose face turned the color of a strawberry, to which she had to giggle.
"Sensei how could you!" Tsukasa complained glowing an even brighter red.
"Hey it's okay Tsu-chan~ I won't tell anyone, but if it makes you hurt so bad you should just let them rip!" Konata shouted loudly before breaking down into giggles.
"Kona-chan…" Tsukasa groaned as she grabbed the giggling girl's hand. "Let's go back to class." Tsukasa said quickly still trying to fight off her blush.
"Have fun today!" The nurse called before falling victim to another giggle fit.
"It's almost time for my next class and then lunch is soon…" Tsukasa thought.
"It's time for phase two."
Five minutes before the lunch bell rang Misao sent out the mass text to all her schoolmates…
"Phase two is a go, begin road blockage."
"Alright let's do this!" Mikeru thought as he rushed out of the classroom to see the masses already taking their positions. He quickly ran to Kagami's class and after a bit of a look over found the tsundere getting ready to go eat.
"Mikeru what are you doing here?" Kagami asked as the older boy rushed over to her.
"Kagami food or love, pick one." Mikeru said as he grabbed her hand and began to pull her out of the room.
"Wait huh? What are you doing?" Kagami asked as she tried to break the grip he had on her arm, but it was no use.
"I said pick one." Mikeru stated again as a group of people moved out of his way, but what caught Kagami off guard was that they were cheering for him.
"Um love, now what is this all about?" Kagami asked angrily.
"The whole school is in on our plan to get you and Konata to make up…" Mikeru said as he stopped and smiled at the now blushing tsundere.
"And if I would have said food?" Kagami asked as she averted her gaze from the male brunette.
"That was never an option, now wait in there." Mikeru said, lightly shoving the older twin into a vacant classroom.
"The bunny is in the hole over." Mikeru said into his cell phone.
"Roger releasing the fox over." He heard a female voice reply. "Now let's pray this works." He thought as he rushed to a blockade and added his strength.
Konata had no idea what she was in for once she left her classroom…
"Hey could you move please, I need to go that way!" Konata shouted, but the people just stood there and ignored her, she couldn't even crawl under them they were so tightly packed. "Damn…" Konata thought bitterly as she tried to find a way around, but no matter where she went there was always a group in the way.
"Oh come on!" Konata shouted. When she turned around, she noticed that the groups were cutting off the path she had just come from. "This is getting ridiculous guys..." Konata sighed as she weaved through the halls in the only path she could, until…
"Hey don't just push me!" Konata shouted as she was knocked through an empty doorway. However, it was not empty for long, as the door was slammed shut and locked. "Just perfect…" Konata mumbled as she turned around to see Kagami standing there.
"Phase three make up!" Misao shouted from the other side of the door.
"Misa I will kill you for this." Konata hissed through the door.
"Kona, can we please talk." Kagami begged as she took a step closer to the otaku.
"No, first off I don't want you to come any closer, second I don't have anything to say to you, and third Misao if you don't open this door…" Konata threatened as she turned to bang on the door, Kagami took this chance to get a little closer.
"Konata I am so sorry. I was stressed and not thinking clearly." Kagami said as softly as she could, given the tension she was feeling.
"You don't think I was stressed? I had a lot of stress, but I didn't hit you!" Konata said bitterly as tears started to form in her eyes. "No, this is not good! She's breaking me down, I have to get out of here!" Konata thought as she scanned the room for a possible exit.
"I know you were I was in the wrong and am totally to blame…" Kagami said, as she got closer. "She is so kind hearted if I can get to her, maybe I can get her to speak freely about her feelings and get some idea how to make it up to her." Kagami thought, as she got closer.
"Yes you are to blame, it's all your fault I'm hurting!" Konata shouted, but quickly covering her mouth and turning her face away. That's when she noticed the closet was open and it was connected to another classroom…
"Konata I have no idea how you can forgive me, but I still love you so I know we can make it work…" Kagami said desperately.
"No I would have to love you back, which I… I…" Konata just couldn't bring herself to say that she didn't love Kagami anymore. So, she bolted for the closet…
"Konata wait!" Kagami shouted in vain, she knew Konata was long gone once she got out. "It's over Misao, she got away." Kagami said sadly as Misao and a bunch of other students came bursting into the room.
"But how, she couldn't have…" Kagami cut off Misao by pointing at the closet joining the two classrooms.
"We'll go look for her!" Misao shouted and the group behind her cheered like they were about to go hunt Frankenstein or something.
"No, don't. If she doesn't want to talk I don't want to make her…" Kagami said glumly as she trudged out of the room. Kagami was not sure how long she had been walking around aimlessly, she knew for at least twenty minutes or so. "Why, if I could only know if she still loves me…" Kagami thought as she hung her head lower.
"Kagami sempai wait up!" Chiyo yelled a she raced towards the lavender haired girl.
"Tsukasa actually got you to say that?" Kagami said with a small smile, but was quickly replace by her seemingly ever-present frown.
"Never mind that now… I found Miss Izumi!" Chiyo said happily, as she began to drag Kagami.
"Where, is she crying? Is she okay?" Is she…" The slightly younger girl putting a finger to her lips and gently pushing Kagami into the music room cut Kagami's rant short. The first thing the twin-tailed girl noticed was that the stereo system was on and playing music, the second was Konata who was standing on the far side of the room looking out the window, but what really got the tsundere was the fact that her angel was singing…
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
I love you more with every breath
Truly, madly, deeply, do
I will be strong, I will be faithful
Because I'm counting on a new beginning, a reason for living
A deeper meaning, yeah…
I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down on me
And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky
I'll make a wish, send it to heaven that'll make you want to cry
The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty
That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of the highest power
And lonely hours, the tears devour you
I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down on me
Oh can't you see it baby?
Don't have to close your eyes, 'cause it's standing right before you
All that you need will surely come
…
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
I love you more with every breath
Truly, madly, deeply, do
I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down on me
…
I wanna stand with you on a mountain
Konata had tears streaming down her face as she finished the song, she turned around to reset the song and saw the last person she expected to see standing there, with just was many tears streaming down her face as well.
"Kagami…" Konata chocked out, trying desperately to bite back her tears.
Kagami didn't say a word, she looked up at Konata and their gazes locked, then Kagami did something Konata didn't expect… She smiled. Kagami started to walk towards the blunette, but Konata found herself unable to run away, frozen under Kagami's stare. Kagami reached her little angel and slowly wrapped her arms around her, that's when the floodgates opened.
"Kagami you dummy! How could you do that to me!" Konata sobbed into Kagami's shirt. "I was hurting so bad…" Konata cried as Kagami stroked her hair.
"I know, I am so sorry, but I'm here for you now my angel." Kagami said soothingly as she ran her fingers through her love's hair. "It's okay… Shhh… I'm here for you…" Kagami whispered over and over again.
Over the next seven minutes, Konata's sobbing began to decrease in volume…
"You can't ever hurt me again or next time I won't forgive you…" Konata said quietly as she started to calm down.
"Look at me. Come on, look at me…" Kagami said as she lifted Konata's face to meet her own. "Konata I love you, with all my heart, I won't make you hurt again…" Konata could see something she hadn't seen for a long time in Kagami's eyes… Genuine love…
"I like it better when you're all dere-dere instead of tsun-tsun…" Konata mumbled getting a giggle out of the bigger girl.
"You are just too cute." Kagami said softly as she pressed her lips against her love's. "I have wanted to do that for so long." Kagami whispered as she broke the kiss.
"Then don't stop…" Konata whispered as they began to make out. Kagami had sat down in one of the chairs with her little lover on her lap. Kagami and Konata took turns exploring the others mouth with their tongues and Kagami sucked on Konata's tongue, which was one of her fetishes…
"We should go tell everyone…" Kagami panted as they broke apart.
"Yeah…" The two stood up but Kagami wouldn't let go of her little otaku. "Kagami why are you…?" Konata asked when the tsundere would not detach herself.
"I almost lost you; I just want to know you are still here…" Kagami mumbled with a blush starting to rise on her face.
"Such a tsundere…" Konata cooed as the two left the music room and it only took about three steps to find the rest of the school.
"So does this mean…" Tsukasa asked once she saw them so close, both girl's nodded their heads.
"Plan ZX-52 was a success!" Misao shouted so all the students could hear, causing a loud roar of applauds and cheers to emit from the crowd.
"I just finished the reservations, everybody to the cake buffet in the downtown square to celebrate today!" Mikeru shouted over all the voices.
"How did you get a reservation for every kid in college?" One person yelled.
"Is it free?" A girl shouted.
"What about school?" Now the whole crowd was murmuring.
"One, I am just that good, two yes it is, and three… Skip it!" Mikeru shouted as the crowd roared its approval and began to filter out of the building.
"Well thanks Mikeru… But how?" Kagami asked with a smile.
"My uncle!" The boy said happily.
"Thank you Mikeru-kun~!" Konata cooed sweetly.
"See you two there, since you're the guests of honor!" He shouted as the mass of people became only two.
"Kagami…" Konata said softly.
"Yes Kona?"
"Kiss me again?"
"Of course."
"Kagami…"
"Yes Kona?"
"I love you…"
"I love you too…"
Lucky Channel~
"Hello everyone I'm you navigator Akira Kogami!"
"And I am the assistant Minoru Shiraishi; we have taken over the ending notes today to wish the author a happy birthday!"
"Wait a minute! Hold the damn phone, you mean to tell me that he doesn't put us in his story this entire time and we still wish him a happy birthday!"
"Maybe he has a good reason? Maybe he was afraid of depicting us wrong."
"Okay I understand that my amazing personality might be a bit challenging to describe, but you are just a dimwitted oaf so it can't be hard to write you!"
"Thank you Akira…"
"And another thing, why the hell have I not made any type of appearance yet?"
"Well maybe it's because of your attitu…"
"You shut your damn mouth Shiraishi; I deserve to be used more! I am a star and it is about mother f***ing time I am treated like one, you hear that author? No more of this ending notes crap!
Ending theme~
"Awe well that is all the time we have for now. I am so sad, we just got to meet and now our time is up..."
"Has anyone told you that you are bi-polar?"
"I don't understand what you mean… Anyway we hope you review, I am surprised you even read this at all since I have not been in it…"
"Please just end it… Please!"
"Bye-niiii~"