title: the one where the boys are girls
author: ohwhatsherface
note: Purely lulz. Um, if you guys want, I can continue this. I mean, if how it was done isn't too difficult to understand. I can continue in Sakura's POV or I can try as the boys. Just tell me what you all think. And yep, definitely inspired by gabzillaz's weekly summaries. THOSE are gold. :D
disclaimer: do not own

- Naruto is an idiot.
- And obnoxious.
- Naruto: "C-RANK? GIVE ME SOMETHING REAL, OLD MAN, FOR I AM (INSERT INANE BABBLING HERE) AND I NEED A REAL MISSION."
- Hokage-sama: "Fine. I have one for you."
- ...that evil smile is evil.
- Hello thar, hilarious mission! :D
- Okay so apparently there is this creepy PedoBear lurking up north preying on blonde, blue-eyed girls. Hokage-sama was originally going to send Team 10 (for Ino) to lure the bastard out, but Naruto just had to open his mouth.
- WHAT'S THIS? HE LIKES THEM DARK-HAIRED, TOO? 8D
- Kakashi-sensei: (to me) "Sakura-chan, take the boys shopping please?" (to Naruto and Sasuke-kun) "Think of this as training, boys.... girls?"
- Oh, Kakashi-sensei, that was just cruel.
- I love it.
- I take back what I said the other day about Kakashi-sensei being the crappiest teacher on the planet with a sick, twisted porn addiction to cover up the fact that he can't get close to people, namely females, which is why he doesn't teach me shit.
- No, really. I do!
- REALLY!
- Sasuke-kun needs a tan.
- No, Naruto. Suit you a bubble dress does not.
- Especially an orange one.
- I take back taking back what I said a few lines ago. I hate Kakashi-sensei. He has turned me against my One True Love.
- Screw you, I meant shopping. Who cares about Sasuke Uchiha when there are half off boots on sale?!
- So we decided it would be cheaper (and less time consuming) to just buy a few things that can be mixed and matched and the boys can share them.
- Long walks are long.
- Like Naruto's attention span. Except like, you know, not.
- Naruto is an idiot.
- And whiny.
- Sasuke-kun: "Naruto, shut the hell up already."
- Naruto: "...you shut up, bastard!"
- Oh, real smooth, Naruto. Really. Where do you learn these amazing comebacks?
- Kakashi-sensei: "Okay, you little shits, let's check into the inn. Sakura, can you do their make up and dress them?"
- Me: "Why can't they dress themselves?"
- Kakashi-sensei just gave me The Look we all give Naruto (read: Are You Effin' Retarded?). Aw. Oops.
- Naruto: "AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO LURE OUT WHATEVER-HIS-FACE-IS AND KICK HIS ASS AND (INSERT FURTHER STUPIDITY HERE) AND STUFF?"
- Kakashi-sensei: "No."
- Oh. That's great. Let's waste make up. And time. And effort. Ugh. KAKASHI-SENSEI DOES NOT SEEM TO KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PUT MAKE UP ON A MORON (NARUTO) WHO MOVES EVERY TWO FREAKING SECONDS.
- Sasuke-kun: "...you're going to make us put on drags for no reason?"
- ...that evil smile is evil.
- Kakashi-sensei: "Of course there's a reason."
- OHRLYNAO?
- Kakashi-sensei: "Look underneath the underneath and you'll find it." :D
- Believe it.
- Okay, seriously, I've tried. Many times. I see nothing. Seriously, that answer is getting a little too convenient for Kakashi-sensei. Ugh.
- OH. OKAY. I SEE NOW. KAKASHI-SENSEI IS JUST BEING CRUEL. THAT'S... SORT OF HORRIBLE. 8D
- Oh, Kakashi-sensei, that was just cruel.
- I love it.
- I don't think I should be laughing.
- I take back saying I hated Kakashi-sensei. He rocks.
- Me: "Ne, Sasuke-kun, do you want the boots or the stilettos?" 8D

SEE I WAS NICE TO KAKASHI THIS TIME.
Just, you know, mean to Naruto and Sasuke. :D