title: the chubby bunny one
author: ohwhatsherface
note: i never under understood the point of this game but... yeah. go for it. or watch people play it.
disclaimer: i do not own naruto. or chubby bunny.
"It's called Chubby Bunny."
Sasuke frowned at the campfire-sized marshmallows on the table. "It already sounds stupid."
"Nu uh!" Naruto yelled, sticking his tongue out at Sasuke. Then he beamed at Sakura. "Nothing Sakura-chan comes up with is stupid, you bastard. You're stupid!"
"Very original," Sasuke dryly commented. "Do you have more? Please, go on."
"Why you—"
"ANYWAY," Sakura interrupted to prevent a brawl from starting, "basically you have to fit a marshmallow in your mouth and then say 'chubby bunny,' but if you can't do it then you're out. Whoever's left just keeps adding more marshmallows and saying 'chubby bunny' until someone wins. The only rule is that there's no swallowing the marshmallows."
"I see," Sasuke said after a moment of silence. "And what is the point of this game?"
There were many answers Sakura had in mind: "For my amusement." "For teamwork." "For revenge because you two asstards went with the 'Sakura, protect the irritating little girl of a client because you have ovaries and she has ovaries therefore you'll obviously get along perfectly (but that's not true at all)' on the last mission."
But she settled with, "For… fun?"
Ever the loyalist, Naruto grinned and eagerly nodded. "It'll be awesome! I'm soooo going to kick Sasuke's ass at this."
Sasuke snorted. "You wish."
Glaring at each other, the two went for the marshmallows.
After giving up by the second round, Sakura watched the two, pleased with her work. She had no clue what moron found pride in being able fit marshmallows in their mouth while drooling and coming close to choking but understood the competitive streak between her two teammates.
"Chu—ee—bu—ee!"
"Ch—chu—ee—bu—ay!"
She barely held back her smile when they reached for more marshmallows.
Morons.