title: the one with the boy band
note: since I know absolutely nothing about what's going on in the manga at the moment, writing about little team seven seems to be the best idea.
other note: TWENTY-YEARS-OLD AND I STILL LOVE BOY BANDS. LIKE SORRY I JUST CAN'T.
disclaimer: I do not own naruto.

Technically she wasn't doing anything wrong.

Kakashi never said anything against exploring the town. In fact, his "why don't we all just relax tonight" and the additional pervy leer directed to the waitress that winked at him sort of really encouraged Sakura's current mission. Yes. This was her relaxing. There was no need for her to feel guilty or like she was doing anything wrong because she wasn't.

She wasn't.

Yet there she was moving as silently as a mouse to get to the window and—

"What are you doing?" Sakura jumped and clutched at her heart. She turned around to see Sasuke examining her current attire: black (short) shorts, a t-shirt with "1D" on it, and absolutely no weapons on her. Her headband was even gone and her hair was pulled into a high ponytail. He frowned. "Where are you going, Sakura?"

Naruto stirred from his futon and sat up. "Guys, shut—" He paused when he noticed Sakura's change in clothes. "What are you wearing?"

Sakura immediately flushed from embarrassment and frustration.

"Just… my pyjamas, Naruto," she hissed. She turned to Sasuke. "And I'm going for a walk," Sakura said casually, moving towards the open window. "I can't sleep."

Sasuke grabbed her wrist before she could get away. He pulled her closer and grabbed her chin, tilting her face so he could lack at her. He ignored the blush on her cheeks and how inappropriate his actions were probably were. "You're wearing make-up."

Sakura slapped his hand away and glared.

"Sakura-chan?" Naruto said carefully. "Where are you going?"

"For a walk."

"In short shorts?" Sasuke asked with a snort.

"They're not that short—YES, IN MY SHORTS."

Sasuke glared at her. "You're lying."

"No I'm not."

Even Naruto looked skeptical. "Can I come with, Sakura-chan?"

"No!" Sakura immediately shouted. "I mean…"

Sasuke moved towards her like a predator closing in on its prey, only aggravating Sakura further. "Where are you really going, Sakura?"

"OH, ENOUGH ALREADY!" Sakura yelled, crossing her arms. "I JUST WANT TO GO TO THAT FREE ONE DIRECTION CONCERT TONIGHT, OKAY? OKAY? IS THAT SO WRONG? NARUTO YOU HAVE RAMEN AND SASUKE YOU HAVE… YEAH. I HAVE BOY BANDS. GOD. GOD."

Both boys blinked. "What?"

Sakura sighed. "There's this free concert at the park tonight and… I wanted to go. I didn't know they'd be here. Okay, that was a lie. I just didn't actually think we'd stop here the same night as the concert and oh my god I have to go."

Naruto was the one to break the awkward silence with a loud laugh. "Really, Sakura-chan? Boy bands?"

Sasuke wore a similar look of disbelief.

Sakura could only clench her fists.

"WHATEVER. SCREW YOU GUYS. I'M GOING OUT."