Finally, the food arrived and Voldemort and Bellatrix sat down at the table ready to eat.
'No!! No we can't eat yet!' Voldemort cried as he jumped up from his chair and promptly fell down.
'Are you okay dear?' Bellatrix asked distantly. She was currently more interested in viewing the world through the prongs of her fork and deciding it was kinda like having the bars of Azkaban back.
'Yes. Yes!' Voldemort giggled as he flicked out the lights. 'I think this electrickery is genius you know. But candles are so much more romantic, if you get my drift' he winked at Bellatrix with his 'seductive' face on.
'So they say' she replied dismissively. 'Would you like you like to know what I say My Lord?' I say we should eat because some Italian made this for us and we should eat it. Now.'
The pair sat in darkness as they ate. (Voldemort had quickly forgotten his candle idea once he had seen just how interesting the world was when seen through the prongs of a fork) and neither of them spoke until…
'Hmmmm. I think I may need to move down a cutlery size' Bellatrix grumbled, a small frown line between her brows, as she looked at the oversized serving spoon and fork that she held in her hands. 'Do you know who would be able to use these My Lord? Do you? Do you know who My Lord?' Voldemort shook his head vigerously as he slurped up more spagetti. 'Giants' Bellatrix bluntly and the room went back to silence as they both continued to eat, Bellatrix now eating with an appropriately sized fork and spoon.
'Bella-la. IGottaTellYouSomething' Voldemort said quickly, standing up and looking very much like a naughty school boy.
'Eh? Wha? Huh?' Bellatrix looked confused.
'I. Gotta. Tell. You. Something.' he blushed.
'Ohhhh. What dear? Come on, tell your little Bellatrix'
Voldemort looked at the floor for a moment, shifted his feet and then looked into Bellatrixs wide eyes.
'I love you!' he cried, then ran from the room giggling loudly.
Bellatrix looked at the space that the Dark Lord had occupied moments before blankly.
'Oh. Silly man. His dinner will get cold if he doesn't come back soon' she muttered as she went on eating as if she hadn't just a Dark Lord's love declared to her.