Who's an Abercrombie's fan? ME! B.T.W., I spelled kewl like that on purpose. Cool stands for Constipated, overrated, out of style, looser. I'd like to dedicate this story to my new friends, milsbery4444 and her sister remade.

We were silent, and then I saw Katia and Kodi giggling at me…crap. I realized I was still in my underwear. I acted kewl and crept over to Percy.

"So hey, wha- HA!" I ran away with his pants. I quickly clothed myself.

"Not kewl" Percy commented on my sneakiness.

"You wear Bob the Builder underwear?" Annabeth questioned Percy.

"No…"

"Then why are you wearing Bob the Builder underwear?"

"Well, there's a very logical reason and that is… Come back to me in 10 minutes."

What a wonderful come back that was, come back in 10 minutes to hear the finally.

"Does anyone have any money?" Percy asked.

"Why?" Leann said, disgusted by Percy's underwear.

"I could just buy some pants from Abercrombie."

I looked across the street, a beautiful array of black jeans staring at me in the window.

As fast as you can say "what the f…." I stripped out of the pants and ran to the store.

"Okay…" I heard Annabeth say.

…

"NO PANTS, NO SERVICE!" The big security man kicked me out on my tush. How rude. So I went back to my friends in exile.

"So Percy, that backfir- HA!"

Once again I walked away with pants. I slid them on and walked into the store triumphantly.

'AN HOUR LATER'

I came out in the nicest black jeans bagged at the ends, not to mention my wonderful 'red + black' t-shirt.

"NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A SHIRT!" Annabeth screamed out.

"I'm sorry, but it called out to me,"

"Yeah and then your stomach will call out to you when we don't have MONEY FOR FOOD!"

"Oh." I said. "I never thought of that." Leann wacked me in the back of head with her baseball bat. "Could you at least get a wooden baseball bat?"

She thought about that for a second. "Nope." She hit me again.

"I probably deserved that but…" I never got to finish. This time she hit me so hard that I was knocked out cold.

Well milsbery4444 and remade, I hope you see how this relates to you. R and R.