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Bellatrix looked down at her feet which were stuffed into metallic silver platform shoes and clicked her heels together in a wizard of oz kinda way before lifting one foot, shaking it around a lot and laughing manically as the silver material of her fkared leg caught the light. Draco looked at his aunt and saw her for what she really was; insane. But at the moment, a certain feared dark lord required his attention.
'Now. My Lord. Shall we sit down and sort this whole mess out?' he asked soothingly as he sat next to Voldemort on the bed. Voldemort was, however, watching Bellatrix intently, a wide eyed look on his face.
'You know, she really shakes her feet in a way I have never seen done before. It is so elegant. Aww! And look at her now! How can she jump so high?'
'Erm. By bending her knees and springing upo My Lord. Now…Why do you suddenly love Aunty Bellatrix when you couldn't stand her a few hours ago?' Draco and Voldemort locked eyes as Bellatrix began to randomly point her wand at objects and blow them up.
'Well you see Draco. Your aunty Bellatrix-'
'Weeeeee!!! Look at the lamp break!!!'
'looks very different-'
'Aha!! Nearly got your head that time Draco!'
'When you-'
'Darling'
'Are drunk.'
'Deary!'
After a moment of utter chaos, silence fell in the bedroom. The only sound was Bellatrixs footsteps as she circled around Draco and Lord Voldemort, arms thrown wide, head back looking at the ceiling, doing a rain dance.
'So you like her because you are drunk?' Draco asked slowly.
'Yes. Pretty much' Voldemort leaned forward and in a pantomime whisper continued 'She really is quite annoyingly insane. But with beer goggles on…' he quickly traced a glowing outline of a pair of glasses in the air and moved his head forward so they appeared to be on him 'she is wonderful' he finished with a love sick sigh.
'Yes. Yes wonderful'Draco said impatiently. 'Come on. You need coffee.'
Bellatrix stopped spinning around at the mention of the word 'coffee'
'Coffee!!!' she cried loudly. 'Come on Voldie! Race you to the coffee pot!!' she screamed, already half way out the door. Draco pulled Voldemorts hand with a determined look on his face.
'Look My Lord. We need to get you sober. And quickly or you'll do something you will regret…uh.. Where is Aunty Bella?' he asked as he reached the bottom of the stairs. But Bellatrix was nowhere to be seen, there was only a coffee pot left on the table.
An empty coffee pot.