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As Narcissa filled in yet another form, the rest of the party sat on the chairs in the waiting room to… well… Wait.

'Cissy. Cissy seriously. How long does it take to fill in a few forms? This is getting ridiculous!' Bellatrix grumbled as she folded her arms across her chest and pouted.

'Well we all know that it would take you a lot longer wouldn't it Bellatrix? Baring in mind your difficulty with reading and writing' Lucius mocked. Without saying a word, Bellatrix withdrew her wand and began to take a great interest in the tip of it. She then looked up at Lucius with a raised eyebrow.

'I'm sorry. What was that Lucius? I didn't quite heat you. Would you like to tell my wand that?' she asked in a sickle sweet tone.

'Ohhh. Your arse is going to get Crucio-ed again Lucius. You know what? We could tie your hair around your head and use it as a gag couldn't we?' Voldemort mused aloud.

'Yes. Yes we could.' Bellatrix grinned as she mentally measured Lucius heir.

'Okay so I think I have filled in everything and Draco should be fine.' Narcissa said with a sigh of relief as she shoved the clipboard back into the receptionists hands and walked back over to where her husband sat.

'Excellent. Isn't that excellent news Bellatrix? Although, of course, we wouldn't even be here is it weren't for yourself but lets overlook that minor detail shall we?' Lucius beamed at Bellatrix, sarcasm dripping from his words.

'Yes. Lets. I don't think we need to let little things like why he is in hospital stop us from having a good time while we are here. Come on V. I want to visit the gift shop.' Bellatrix smiled back as she took Voldemorts' hand and dragged him out of the plastic seat that he was sat on.

'Do you have to be so rude to her? She is my sister Lucius. She is a pure blood. And she isn't there to be treated like a muggle' Narcissa frowned as her sister disappeared round a corner.

'Yes I do Narcissa. And do you know why? Because she starts it' Narcissa let out a laugh at his words.

'All you need is a stuck out chin and you would be exactly like a three year old' Lucius quickly stuck out his chin and pouted.

'Voldie!! Look! Flowers!'

'Ahhhh'

'Voldie!! Look! Balloons!'

'Ohhh'

'Voldie!! Look! Cards!'

'Uhhhh'

'Voldie! Look! THINGS WITH NAMES ON!'

'Do you think they will have 'Oh Dark Lord Almighty' on one of them?' Voldemort asked as he followed Bellatrix over to where she was now stood by a large rack containing key rings with various names printed on them.

'Of course they will!' she yelled as she spun the rack round rather vigorously to get to the 'B' section. 'Right. Let's have a look. Becca…Becky… Beth… Wait. That's not right' a line appeared between her brows as she frowned at the sudden skip of a very important name.

Bellatrix spun the rack around; making sure that the board with her name hadn't been places anywhere else.

'No… Not there. V, they're missing my name! I mean MY name! How DARE they?!' she roared, grabbing Voldemort by the cloak and dragging him towards the till. The Dark Lord, still holding a bunch of name tags, dropped them on the counter and began playing with a sponge bob pen while Bellatrix verbally abused the shop assistant.

'Is there a problem?' The old woman asked, pushing her horn rimmed glasses further up her nose. Bellatrix drew in a deep breath before standing on her tip toes and broadened her shoulders.

'Yes. Yes there is! Where is my name?' The elderly woman started blankly at Bellatrix for a moment.

'Erm. On your birth certificate?' This made Bellatrix have the blank look and then her eyes narrowed.

'Don't get stupid with me muggle. My name! N.A.Y.M. Where is it?!' Bellatrix asked again, slapping her palms down on the glass counter.

'Oh. You mean the name tags? Ah… Well.. What's your name love?' The old woman asked as she looked at the glass beneath Bellatrixs hands with a slightly concerned expression on her wrinkled face.

'What is my- are you STUPIS? Everyone knows my name! V, tell her! Everyone'

Voldemort looks up; he was now wearing the pairs of glasses over his eyes, a head band with the name 'Victoria' on, and several Pokemon stickers on his cheeks.

'Yes. Everyone. Silly women' Voldemort sighed; and then burst into hysterical laughter.

'Yes… Quite…Your name?' the woman asked, clearly loosing her patience.

'I'll give you a clue. It begins with… Erm… oh… B!' Bellatrix grinned proudly, and crossed her arms over her chest.

'Err…Bethany?'

'No! Do I LOOK like a five year old? Don't answer that'

'Becky?'

'Nooo!! Becky?? That is officially the worst name in the world!'

'Bertha?'

'What?! Are you deliberately insulting me?'

'Bianca?'

'Rickkkaaaaaay!!!-No'

'Binky?'

'Are you serious?'

'Becca?'

'I said no!'

'B…b…Belle?'

'No- but your getting closer'

'Belle…erm…Bell-a?'

'Yes!! Bella what?'

'Bella..Rose?'

'Bella Rose? No man!'

'Bella-'

'Begins with a T'

'Bella-Teeeeee?'

'Now I understand why the Dark Lord refuses to have old people join the death eaters…'

'Bella Ted?'

'Seriously. I hate old people'

'Bella - Toy?'

'Really, really hate them'

'Bella-ting'

'I would like to see this woman dead. Please'

'Bella… Tooth?'

'I do like teeth'

'Bellatr-'

'IX! Bella-TRIX! MY NAME IS BELLATRIX!'

'My name is VOLDEMORT!' Voldemort screamed as he burst a party popper over his head.

The old woman shook her head in disbelief at the obviously mental women in front of her.

'Well I am sorry Miss BellaTRIX but we do not have you name. It is very unusual you see.'

'You suck'

'How dare you-'

'Bella-la-la-la-la?' Voldemort butted in, and both women turned to see him looking up at them trying to make a 'puppy dog; face.

'Yes M'Lord?' Bellatrix asked patiently.

'I…I…I think that I may have, like, eating something that I…perhaps…like, shouldn't have'

'Like what My Lord?' Bellatrix walked towards the Dark Lord looking rather worried.

'Well…I think it was the 'Victor' tag' he frowned. 'But it could have been the 'Victoria' one. I was very fond of them both' he smiled at the memory of the two tags.

'But on second thoughts. It could have been the 'Viv' one. I didn't like that one'

Bellatrix looked at Voldemort for a while and then threw her head back and laughed, much to the surprise of the old woman who was beginning to be very worried about the insane couple that stood in her shop.