The golden trio was having an incredible tricky time of finding the horcruxes. They had already been everywhere Dumbledore knew Voldemort had been to or was important to him. Riddle Manor, Hogwarts, Gaunt Shack, the little town he frequently visited while at the Orphanage, they even searched all through Diagon and Knockturn alley and still nothing. So they decided enough was enough and to just ask Voldemort himself through owl mail. At least that's what Tom figures went on when he suddenly receives a letter from them asking where his Horcruxes are. Deciding to send them a reply, Voldy laughs and writes down a few sentences;
Dear Potter,
Do you really think I'm stupid enough to tell you that? Really? I mean c'mon, only a fool would tell their enemy where their weakness/source of power is. But if you really want to know, ask Osama Bin Laden, he and I have been allies for a while.
Your most hated dark lord,
Voldemort
Tom smirks to himself as he hands the letter to the owl that sent him the original and watches it fly off. Those three will be gone for a while, at least. Until they find out that he has never stooped low enough to work with muggles in the middle-east, or that his horcruxes happen to be in a Swiss bank that uses DNA to find out who really has access to the contents.
XxXxX
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
XxXxX
A/N I recently discovered the 'Overlord list' and with this one I immediately thought of ol' moldywart.